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Dr. Zorders

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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Possibly the worst thread on the forum, its like somesort of kiss of death. People come in, say hello then fuck off never to be heard from again. The new generation of DLer has no staying power whatsoever. With a welcoming committee like this inebriated pissant fuckwit turdburglar Dr Zorders how can anyone resist? Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel I should add that most if not all of us share your opinion, so you should fit in here fine. Don't mind her, it's just some bint claiming to be above me, but looking for every opportunity to take lame shots at me! You'd know the type if you were a Brit Have you even clicked my profile yet? If you did you'd see I was a reasonable guy
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    Neanderthal Celebs

    So Wayne Rooney has about 3 weeks to live?
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    Law And Order

    Wait a minute, I may have to check Wikipedia but weren't they respected?
  4. Despite the bravado from "Democrats" about how Trump is a dream opponent, I am going to say that by September/October, Shrillary will be either refusing to debate Trump out of fear (but dressing it up as "he's below me" etc)........ Or, depending on "whether" (i.e. how many times) ISIS can repeat Paris/San Bernadino as we go through this year, she might even be forced to try to somewhat mimic Trump's hardline on Islam and make her own promises.
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    Law And Order

    U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia dead aged 79! http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/us-world/article/Senior-Associate-Justice-Antonin-Scalia-found-6828930.php
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    Oh no, I'm being mocked as "immature" by someone who blocks/ignores me like a frightened teenage girl when they can't win an argument. And who then probably ends up reading my messages anyway. Every single one of your posts is like a fat ornery old lady sticking her fingers up at her carers cos it's the only act of trying-to-seem-with-it she has left.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    I didn't fucking start this. Are you fucking blind? Someone else posted that fucking image. What in the fuck is wrong with you? You seem to be losing track of whatever senses you ever had so I guess we can only hope a few more days of hysterically waving your angry 900-stone gorilla ham fists around will land you in the same ward Richard Dawkins was in.... Please point out in my post where I addressed it to you, asshole. About 500 times, in the subtext. Hey, you know what I heard prevents strokes and heart attacks in obese middle-aged vodka-chugging women? A high-salt, high-fat, high-sugar, high-BBQ sauce, high-pork, high-cheese, high-Red Bull diet! Next time just ask the mods to move the post instead of blaming me for stuff that had nothing to do with me. Jesus, you're a fucking genius, reading words that aren't actually fucking there AND being able to see what I'm having for my tea right now. Let's be honest, you WANT to take the blame because it makes you feel IMPORTANT, because your Mummy doesn't love you. You truly are a twat. Great. I didn't come here to argue with you. Especially not about a topic as rubbish as my mum. Seems like you spend more time thinking about her than I do frankly! "Don't bring your Halibut shit into this thread". Yeah of course that wasn't addressed to me....... You're just a waste of time. Next time, just get it right and ask the mods to deal with it instead of wrongly complaining to me.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    I didn't fucking start this. Are you fucking blind? Someone else posted that fucking image. What in the fuck is wrong with you? You seem to be losing track of whatever senses you ever had so I guess we can only hope a few more days of hysterically waving your angry 900-stone gorilla ham fists around will land you in the same ward Richard Dawkins was in.... Please point out in my post where I addressed it to you, asshole. About 500 times, in the subtext. Hey, you know what I heard prevents strokes and heart attacks in obese middle-aged vodka-chugging women? A high-salt, high-fat, high-sugar, high-BBQ sauce, high-pork, high-cheese, high-Red Bull diet! Next time just ask the mods to move the post instead of blaming me for stuff that had nothing to do with me.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    I didn't fucking start this. Are you fucking blind? Someone else posted that fucking image. What in the fuck is wrong with you? You seem to be losing track of whatever senses you ever had so I guess we can only hope a few more days of hysterically waving your angry 900-stone gorilla ham fists around will land you in the same ward Richard Dawkins was in....
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    Atheists

    Jee sus fucking christ. Sounds terrible. If that's what he sounds like after a "minor" stroke.....
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    Erm... hilarious? I told Phantom to kill himself in the faint hope he could restore some honour and dignity for himself, and so as to reverse the bad example he's set for his poor downtrodden confused kids, not cos he was "horrible to me".... I laughed at or was bemused by every single "mean" thing he said to me because he's a fucking 44 year old toddler who thinks me being technically "unemployed" is a bigger issue than the fact that his precious Halibuts are the biggest trojan horse since... the original trojan horse (although he only suddenly began to take that line that after it finally became clear to him after over 2 tortuous months that he couldn't get me to respect his cocktarded fairytale beliefs by bellowing "THASS RACIST DAT IS" over and over like the robotic Raymond Babbitt-type he is.) Hope that helps you understand the situation better.
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    Korean War Vets

    Shouldn't this be Korea Vets? No-one says "Vietnamese Vets". Both just make me think of people who don't mind eating your dog for you if they can't save it.
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    Atheists

    I don't really give a shit. It's probably really stupid to immediately continue tweeting to an audience of over a million when he's just had a cardiovascular event. Well, let's all guess at the religion of the NHS doctor who told him he would be "just fine"...
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    Atheists

    Hmm. What is that supposed to mean? Nothing, really. Strokes do different things to different (and the same) persons. There's also the fact that he's on my Second Theme Team. I think there's nothing to gloat about. Oh I didn't see your sig there. If I'd seen you had replaced Wilders with Dawkins as your "hoping they get killed by angry Moroccan" pick for this year that totally would have changed everything.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2016

    Hopefully guardian will follow, anyone who uses the word "ameliorate" deserves everything they get
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    Me Telling Phantom To Kill Himself

    Well yes, have you ever read a children's book? They have big letters so they can read it easily. That's what 44 year old toddler Phantom needs. I've tried everything else to get through the poo-filled ISIS-logo-bearing diaper he obviously has wrapped around his head.
  17. If your name is Phantom and you're reading this, kill yourself.

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    Me Telling Phantom To Kill Himself

    WHY DOESN'T HE FUCKING KILL HIMSELF?
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    Atheists

    Hmm. What is that supposed to mean? Are you gloating at him on Glorious Fuhrer Allah's behalf?
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    Me Telling Phantom To Kill Himself

    How come you guys accuse me of delusionally believing all Halibuts are terrorists, but you continue to live in a fantasy world where most breadwinners are female? (and morbidly obese physically quasi-crippled, and intellectually/emotionally kaput (from birth) females at that). I've already told you nothing lives off my mum 'cept bacteria. Without going overboard on it, you hate me cause I think clearer than you and I have the "balls" to call Halibuts names and speak the truth about how trouble goes everywhere they go. And "trouble" is putting it nicely obviously. Whereas you've been following the "politically correct line" on them all along. And it really can't have helped much when I pointed out that the SNP, which has been a large although not 100% essential part of your "i'm such a manly Scottish woodsman who doesn't take any shit" ego, is absolutely chock full top to bottom (no pun intended) of 33 or 46 year old gay guys, who still have "Buffy nights", are dumb enough to think Christians are bigger enemies to their lifestyle than than Halibuts, and who probably couldn't even change the tyre on a pushbike and if someone asked them to they'd have an emotional meltdown. And thus you, like Phantom, have to deal with your wimpiness and unmanliness compared to me, by attempting to falsely feminise me through "you live off your mum" comments. "You live off your dad" doesn't really sound anywhere near as good does it? "What, like literally gazillions of other men in history did? Like Cameron and every kid who ever went to a posh school? even Winston fucking Churchill?" Although obviously you don't nearly feel the need to do it as much as Phantom and I know you're just a kidder.....! Shows how fucked up things have got here in the last couple of months that you're now one of the lesser enemies here isn't it? The meltdown some people here have had since I was the one who pegged the San Bernadino attack as Halibuts while they were all grumbling about how "white gun nuts probably did this", is really quite incredible. BTW Sky TV is shit except the Simpsons and they've been showing shit episodes lately on that front. And I could go into a pube to watch the darts (which I dont even like as much as I did a couple of years ago).
  21. Despite losing by 20 points Hillary will likely walk away from New Hampshire with the same amount of delegates as Bernie, due to some "superdelegates" bullshit. What, you didn't think the "Democrats" would let the people decide did you?
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    Me Telling Phantom To Kill Himself

    Ha ha. As I already told him he should do it to set an example to his kids. So that would be at least one set of offspring who don't buy into the "Halibuts are always the victims" crap. Maybe it might have been silly to expect him to leave a suicide note explaining why, without me having to ask him to cos he's not much of a forward thinker as displayed by his "beliefs". That's another aspect of his gormlessness, and with that it's a good question, with him being such a gormless pointless person I can see why you would see his death as pointless. I'm sure people would eventually hear of him and why he did it and then hopefully people would come here and read what I've said about the matter and hopefully see the light! Now ask him why he thinks me being currently "unemployed" (or, unpaid for all the work I do every day) is the cause of all the Halibut terrorism (if he's acknowledging it exists today).
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    Me Telling Phantom To Kill Himself

    Hat-tip to Hitler? Well yeah he did hate Jews as much as the precious Halibuts do. I see why you would do that. If you really wanted to prove you're smarter than me surely by now you could have just actually explained why what I've typed is wrong or inaccurate, given all the opportunities you've had? (you can't because it's not). Instead you decide to flex your intellectual "muscles" by directing a poverty-stricken person to private healthcare treatment. Brilliant!
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    Hospitalised!

    Ha ha ha. Wonderful. What a slug. This guy calls Americans stupid but he can't even keep healthy when he lives in huge mansions and has billions of dollars that he made from all his movies about how evil money is. Fat piece of shit! Die!
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