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Dr. Zorders

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  1. I'll go ahead and do that cos it's not like the rents are sky high cause of all the towelheads buying up every piece of property they can here cause living in towelhead land is so boring and they'd rather live somewhere else. But wait that's probably just me making "excuses" for being literally the only unemployed young person in europe who has to still hang around with their parents. It's not like that's a massive epidemic or anything that curiously started taking hold since around the same time lots of fucktards like you also decided that Jesus had come back and just decided to name himself Barack or anything. Well done you've figured me out Sherlock. (Like I was saying, please kill yourself)
  2. ................. You said I would "get to kill Halibuts". So I said "since when is the British military declaring war on Minnesota?" You know.. because there are a lot of Halibuts there? I guess I have to explain it cause it's too... subtle for you.? Look at me having to explain things to you like the 44 year old toddler you are. You actually think I genuinely care about your stupid suggestions? That's hilarious. The only reason I would care if my mum got it on with a Halibut was because then I'd have to worry about one regularly being in the house. You genuinely think that when I say I hate her, it's just me "throwing a tantrum" don't you? You think you're some kind of headteacher figure to me? How cute. I dont give a flying shit about her, or you, I would gladly watch both of you get slowly and painfully run down by a tank and then see the vultures feast on your remains.
  3. Since when is the British military declaring war on Minnesota? You're thick as fuck. Just like my folks. Why would I want to waste my time joining something that has been diluted and castrated just like everything since the world fell in love with a nobody just cause they were bored? Fucktards. This was very grown up wasn't it? "Grown" men and women chanting like kindergardeners. Great. After all that, Obama supporters accusing anyone else of being children is *fucking hilarious*. And like I've tried to explain to you a million times Forrest, if you think Halibuts need your protection you obviously don't see them as anything but children. Which is probably about right. But very violent ones who need to be sent to special school! It's literally like talking to a brick wall. Me trying to teach you is like a professor of philosophy trying to teach at a Downs syndrome school Everything I say goes in one ear and out the other then lands back on me soaked in gallons of saliva. Booooorrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. Cue your next official shit response, on behalf of Scope.
  4. I'm sure he's already got your kids calling him daddy. He probably likes your wife cos her chest reminds him of his homeland The Netherlands
  5. I got bored of being subtle Obviously still not clear enough though probable actual true story
  6. Look, he's making his excuses now. Cause I pointed out what an asinine fucking kunt he is for saying I should blame myself for having a farm animal for a mother. Please kill yourself. Do it you fucking worthless swine.
  7. You are a complete fucking waste of time. Something is severely lacking it's either your balls or brains or both. You base your world views on convenience. You are summed up entirely by that Ricky Gervais image you posted. The embarrassing one where he claims to be a badass because he disrespects followers of such well-known and highly relevant gods like "Jupiter" and "Apollo" or whoever. You laughably call yourself an atheist, but only focus your ire on harmless Christians, and shout down anyone who dares to question Islam, the only religion that still beheads people. I've tried so painfully to explain to you how pointless that is, it's like claiming to be some kind of crime fighting vigilante but you spend most of your time beating up people who parked illegally, and then when someone asks you to stop an armed bank robbery you make excuses and go home. LOL Coward, fucking pathetic coward. Just shut up and die.
  8. Zorders. Take some responsibility with your life instead of complaining. I have given you options to improve your situation, but you bleat and whine like the child you are. Other people on here have done the same. If you are incapable of doing the basic things while believing you're better than everyone else on here because you claim to have superior debating skills, then it is not mine norr anyone else's problem. Please go and play on infowars.com if you want people to share your same knee jerk paranoia. Me not liking Halibuts = "paranoia" Halibut countries jailing foreigners who put the slightest foot wrong = "that's just how they choose to run their countries!" You braindead zombie freaks grant rights to Halibuts to "enforce their standards" that you don't grant to non-Halibuts and non-Halibut countries. That is not equality, or sanity. It is you being a pathetic medieval-civilisation-romanticising middle aged fruitcake. Also you keep focusing on me instead of Halibuts because obviously you're never going to win that argument. Lots of people complain about lots of things, despite how the likes of you spend years going on about evil corporations ruining the world, you seem to have all of a suddenly adopted a position that says all complaints are invalid. And apparently the definition of an "adult" is someone who blames themselves for shitty things people did to them, even when they were a defenseless kid? LMAO wow. You thermonuclear megacretin. Apparently if someone had stabbed me when I was a kid you would want me to mark that down in a notepad marked "mistakes I made"? What in the flying christ is wrong with you, have you been using extra-rough recycled toilet paper since 1979 or something? Do you think child abuse or neglect laws should be scrapped? Cause they were just implemented by "annoying whiners" in the first place! They need to do that surely? Why bother with courts at all? Everyone who ever complains about anything needs to "shut up and get on with it!" You have suddenly turned into a Four Yorkshiremen sketch with legs (and typing hands, unfortunately for everyone) because I took your pathetic abject Islamophilia and shoved it up your rhetorical ass repeatedly. You're the sore loser here. Cue next generic non-response, mega-cretin.
  9. Okay, since you said you only address things you can change, I guess that means you don't think Americans can do much to change anything in the world after 8 years of Obama? It's not much use as a country any more? What happened to "Yes We can"? Also apparently you think you can change me after like 2 months of repeating yourself like a lemon.
  10. Dr. Zorders

    Lookie Likey

    I guess swanning off and becoming the PM of a bland Eastern european country is better than signing autographs for nerds at Bond conventions.
  11. I see you decided to forego answering the key question So you could instead accuse me of "not answering questions" If there was a logical reason why you and many others spend so much time getting outraged on Halibuts' behalf you would have told me. There isn't one, except your own colossal and all-consuming vanity. The word muppet was practically invented for people like you. Another good one would be why my employment status (as much as you know about it) is a more pressing issue than "people" like you pretending radical islam doesn't exist. I doubt you will answer that either because no-one could except maybe Spike Milligan after having his drink spiked with LSD. Just fuck off and die of something rather soon please.
  12. Right.... whatever. Because coming up with every excuse to not talk about or confront the biggest problem in the world right now is mature right..... Also, angry women are funny. Zorders, Once again, what has ISIS got to do with your inability to find a job or function as a normal civilised member of society? Your idea of "normal civilised society" includes these people And before December 2nd probably would have included these people (and probably still does) Hence I don't really see responding to your daffy questions as much of a priority you fucking 5ft balloon animal. Instead, please tell me why Halibuts are so fucking essential to this world and why I should want to help them when they've never done anything for me? Do I have to spam it 400 times like one of Deathray's posts before you get it? You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. All rimming Allah and no thinky thinky makes Phantom the dullest boy ever You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. You are a thick cunt, go die. Cheers.
  13. Right.... whatever. Because coming up with every excuse to not talk about or confront the biggest problem in the world right now is mature right..... Also, angry women are funny.
  14. Yep, because he thought that from me telling him to stop being a cunt by sitting online all day and night blaming the world for his failures. so I told him to get a job. So he felt it was directed at all unemployed people on here. What he fails to realise is that 4 years ago, I was unemployed. But while looking for work, I was volunteering at my daughter's school and at one of the community colleges as well as taking a college course. Whereas Phantom shows us what a contented person he is by staying up all day and night characterising blameless people who have legitimate complaints about their start in life as paranoid people "who blame the whole world" etc. Wow you tremendously witty cunt. BTW, since the whole world claims to be so compassionate and everything is there any reason I shouldn't blame them (please, for the first time in your life try to only list valid reasons not kneejerk ones that come from your overworked bile duct) since they never did anything about the way I was treated as a kid? Retard! Looks like yet another thing you think sounds terribly clever but doesn't stand up to logical inspection you defective ISIS-cheerleading blow-up doll. You shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a school you creepy cunt.
  15. Dr. Zorders

    Donald J Trump

    Dumb and Dumber cultural references are so dated.
  16. Summary of argument: I'm a "loser" cos I'm not cool enough like LFN to use a message board to crow about someone's shitty start in life, just cause he can't handle someone arguing rings around his crusty arse. I notice you guys seem to have very high standards for me. No-one can get anywhere without basic support from their family but you seem to believe I am an exception and I have superpowers that I'm just not using or something. Also Phantom goes "I guess he's gone to spy on his sister" if it takes me more than 30 seconds to untangle the anti-logical spaghetti of one of LFN's fan-letters to my Josephine Fritzl of a mum that he calls "posts". Just like some of you have high standards for Westerners where you shit your pants if someone refuses to make a gay wedding cake but you shrug your shoulders at Halibut social extremity and say "that's their culture", I guess you see them as lower beings what with having lower expectations for them.
  17. You haven't answered a single one of my points. Ever. You keep calling me a loser, so I asked "so do you think people should have a minimum amount of material wealth before being allowed to express an opinion", kind of like in the same way only landowners or property owners used to be allowed to vote, you answered that by... repeating yourself. Big surprise. Why should I answer your questions if you won't answer mine? You don't even have any questions you just have "NA NA YOU'RE POOR AND THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I HAVE TO CHEER ABOUT AND YET SOMEHOW I CALL OTHER PEOPLE LOSERS" You're a fucking cretin. I didn't come to this forum to start arguments with anyone. I usually only argue with people who suggest there's something wrong with what I said. And then it snowballs from there because they can't accept it when I hit back and say they're the ones who are retarded. I'd love to know who you think the winners are in this exciting totally non-depressing world we live in that's really going places. (and I mean, answer that without just going on about me "wanking into my mums bra" or something, obviously you cant) Are they the people like Phantom who spend all their time getting outraged on behalf of a massive religious death cult, because one day they might not be allowed into a country that people like you and him spend most of your time calling a stupid shithole anyway? Are they the people who come round to yours on a Saturday to watch all the week's Jeremy Kyles on your Sky plus box? BTW I am actually going for now so I'll see you later when you've posted your next feeble response. Cos obviously you're having a much better Friday night than me champ.
  18. Given up what? Smoking? An absolutely shite thread created by somebody who is much disliked by all that have had the misfortune to be on the end of his cuntishness. What part of 'Fuck off you massive cunt because everybody hates you' do you not actually understand then? Fucking hell, your parents think you are a fucktard and now everybody else on here thinks you are a fucktard. Do the fucking sums you helmet, you are a w***er, you ponce through life generally fucking off everybody you come into contact with and are so utterly thick skinned you keep ploughing head first onwards thinking that people actually really read the crap you post. We skim through it fella, we cant be arsed anymore, not even capital letters and kewl spellinz of words makes a blind bit of difference. You carry on posting and we will carry on hating you, you have the warmth of a dead slug and the wit of a sad young man who still lives at home with his mummy coz the world is all against you. The rest of us will enjoy this forum you will just need it. You do make some of us laugh but, sadly, its for all the wrong reasons. You are one of lifes losers, you can write whatever floats your boat about me but it will never change the fact that I am so much better than you, everybody is better than you actually. You sad twat. Of course. You care so little of what I think that's why you write heartfelt essays like that. Writing "that was a load of shite!" 50 times all adds up to a lot of typing too but every time you do that you pretend each one was the only time you did it, and I ran away crying instantly when you did. Just like Phantom pretends every single Islamic terror attack is an "isolated incident". lol If you really cared that little about what I said you wouldn't try so hard to "shout me down" with your pathetic juvenile tactics and then when that doesn't work write love letters like that. Now piss off and go have a heart attack. Nice to see you sidestep the points you could never address. Like I said, loser. jeeeee sus christ. This from someone who, like I said, just gave the lamest non-responses to every single one of my posts? Then complains that I didn't address your points? What a fucking daft cunt. What brilliant points was I supposed to address, the one where you call me "one of life's losers"? What's anybody supposed to do with that? Do you think there should be a minimum amount of material wealth people have in order to be allowed to have opinions? Or were you saying the fact that I've been lumped with a very dysfunctional and hostile family, is proof that all Halibuts are peaceful or something? The point that 99.99% of the people who use this forum think you are a massive cunt and should fuck off. Will you be gracious enough to concede that you are a massive cunt, acknowledge that we hate you ( well maybe Deathray likes you a bit) and you should fuck off from here? The point about you being a loser you cannot address because you cannot counter it, you are, indeed, a loser. What the fuck have Halibuts got to do with you being a cunt and a loser? Loser. What has anything you've posted got to do with reality? What you just asked, is like asking "WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH THE GAME OF POOH-STICKS WE'RE PLAYING?" when someone points out a Jumbo jet is about to crash land on you but obviously that's a metaphor and anything more intellectually complex than a rubber duck is obviously lost on you. I was in fact asking you what has me "being a loser" go to do with anything we were arguing about? But like I said you're too cunting thick to answer that. We were arguing about a ton of different things. You just decided to make it exclusively about me "being a loser" when you finally realised after the 901st time, that typing "NO THATS YOUR IQ THAT IS" didn't impress anybody. Now you think bellowing "YOU'RE A LOSER" will impress somebody. BTW, I'm sorry I didn't realise you were having an emotional meltdown. The part where you said "Everybody is better than you", shows you apparently thinking that my "crime" of being smarter than you is worse than like, Roy Whiting or other murderers crimes, so obviously shows you've lost touch with reality and I'll let you just cry by yourself while pretending that you're "kicking my arse" Well with all the time you've spent complaining about Donald Trump you could have been complaining about actual evil people but that takes balls, a spine and a brain doesn't it? I haven't been complaining about Trump, merely posting the news articles. Is it the Halibuts' fault you can't find a job? You've just been posting endless negative "links" or pictures about him which amounts to the same thing. The best thing you have is pathetic nit-picking. Because you are a nit wit. BTW, yes, I do think the tedious and backward influence of Islam actually has a very big backward effect on the world economy actually. It dulls peoples minds and discourages logical thought, hence the human creativity and ingenuity and critical thinking that made the West a powerhouse in the first place is severely compromised and diluted.
  19. Well with all the time you've spent complaining about Donald Trump you could have been complaining about actual evil people but that takes balls, a spine and a brain doesn't it?
  20. Given up what? Smoking? An absolutely shite thread created by somebody who is much disliked by all that have had the misfortune to be on the end of his cuntishness. What part of 'Fuck off you massive cunt because everybody hates you' do you not actually understand then? Fucking hell, your parents think you are a fucktard and now everybody else on here thinks you are a fucktard. Do the fucking sums you helmet, you are a w***er, you ponce through life generally fucking off everybody you come into contact with and are so utterly thick skinned you keep ploughing head first onwards thinking that people actually really read the crap you post. We skim through it fella, we cant be arsed anymore, not even capital letters and kewl spellinz of words makes a blind bit of difference. You carry on posting and we will carry on hating you, you have the warmth of a dead slug and the wit of a sad young man who still lives at home with his mummy coz the world is all against you. The rest of us will enjoy this forum you will just need it. You do make some of us laugh but, sadly, its for all the wrong reasons. You are one of lifes losers, you can write whatever floats your boat about me but it will never change the fact that I am so much better than you, everybody is better than you actually. You sad twat. Of course. You care so little of what I think that's why you write heartfelt essays like that. Writing "that was a load of shite!" 50 times all adds up to a lot of typing too but every time you do that you pretend each one was the only time you did it, and I ran away crying instantly when you did. Just like Phantom pretends every single Islamic terror attack is an "isolated incident". lol If you really cared that little about what I said you wouldn't try so hard to "shout me down" with your pathetic juvenile tactics and then when that doesn't work write love letters like that. Now piss off and go have a heart attack. Nice to see you sidestep the points you could never address. Like I said, loser. jeeeee sus christ. This from someone who, like I said, just gave the lamest non-responses to every single one of my posts? Then complains that I didn't address your points? What a fucking daft cunt. What brilliant points was I supposed to address, the one where you call me "one of life's losers"? What's anybody supposed to do with that? Do you think there should be a minimum amount of material wealth people have in order to be allowed to have opinions? Or were you saying the fact that I've been lumped with a very dysfunctional and hostile family, is proof that all Halibuts are peaceful or something?
  21. Given up what? Smoking? An absolutely shite thread created by somebody who is much disliked by all that have had the misfortune to be on the end of his cuntishness. What part of 'Fuck off you massive cunt because everybody hates you' do you not actually understand then? Fucking hell, your parents think you are a fucktard and now everybody else on here thinks you are a fucktard. Do the fucking sums you helmet, you are a w***er, you ponce through life generally fucking off everybody you come into contact with and are so utterly thick skinned you keep ploughing head first onwards thinking that people actually really read the crap you post. We skim through it fella, we cant be arsed anymore, not even capital letters and kewl spellinz of words makes a blind bit of difference. You carry on posting and we will carry on hating you, you have the warmth of a dead slug and the wit of a sad young man who still lives at home with his mummy coz the world is all against you. The rest of us will enjoy this forum you will just need it. You do make some of us laugh but, sadly, its for all the wrong reasons. You are one of lifes losers, you can write whatever floats your boat about me but it will never change the fact that I am so much better than you, everybody is better than you actually. You sad twat. Of course. You care so little of what I think that's why you write heartfelt essays like that. Writing "that was a load of shite!" 50 times all adds up to a lot of typing too but every time you do that you pretend each one was the only time you did it, and I ran away crying instantly when you did. Just like Phantom pretends every single Islamic terror attack is an "isolated incident". lol If you really cared that little about what I said you wouldn't try so hard to "shout me down" with your pathetic juvenile tactics and then when that doesn't work write love letters like that. Now piss off and go have a heart attack.
  22. I think he might have finally finally given up. He'll probably start again tomorrow though, you know like a moth never gets bored of pinging against a lightbulb no matter how many times it burns.
  23. Fuck me, you edited that and its still a load of shit. How was that not an accurate summation of your recent posts? You genuinely expect me to suddenly change my mind and start attending the local mosque or something because you said "uuuh thats well your IQ innit! huuururhr!" You just keep basically repeating yourself now with "UUUH MY GOOWWWD DAT WAS STOOPID". You're obviously having flashbacks to your schooldays, because no-one over 15 would be daunted by someone going "OH DAT WAS WELL SHIT WANNIT? HUUURURHRHRURURURH" Shit, I need to go to the next level of pathetically attempting to sound dismissive and superior. Okay lets try this one "KEEP DIGGIN MOYTE KEEP DIGGIN INIT HURHUURRUURRUH". Last person who desperately tried to use that one on me on the internet, was also in a situation where someone said I sounded like a character from an old TV comedy show. I asked him "Do you think the fact that that you've tried to change this into a discussion about an old TV character shows that you thought you were winning the argument?" and he just suddenly said "KEEP DIGGING MATE. KEEP DIGGING" out of nowhere LLOLOOLOOLO Not surprising, feeble minds think alike
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