Dr. Zorders

Why do you keep saying stuff like that (you also mentioned Savile and Harris) when you're the one who thinks child abuse is funny? I've tried to be as diplomatic about this as possible. You really need to get over that. It was shits and giggles. Japes. You know, like we used to have in the good old days before we spent most of our time trying not to get suicide bombed.... twat. Maybe if you apologise to Stephen Hawking for stealing his world drooling record he'll help you find a universe where old people dying is more of an off-limits topic than defenseless tiddlers being wrecked by jibbering Stalinist apes. Sorry I don't listen to hip-hop. Child abuse funny? Well no, not really, however the notion that a famous fiddler could turn up at your kids shindig is, well, a bit amusing. Not like it will ever happen tho, right? How do I put this without going into rant mode? That's a bit difficult with you because you are, without any shadow of a doubt, a vile and nasty cunt who needs his legs breaking and his brains spilling out through his nostrils. Its not like Im full to the brim with hate but you engender a kind of dislike and hatred that touches all corners of the globe really. You have demonstrated a knack of pissing off and irritating virtually everybody on this forum, a pretty neat trick considering its the broadest of broad churches. I never thought I would ever see the day when people like DDT and Phantom would come under fire from a complete fuck knuckle like you, they are the good guys on here, not that you would know because you paint everybody with the same shit brush you use to bullshit his way through this place. The joke is, of course, they are ten times the human you are, they are smarter, wittier and everything you so desperately would love to be, liked. As it is, I fucking hate you and so does everybody else. You bring absolutely fuck all to this forum except constant horn locking with whoever you have decided to go toe to toe with, fuck, Ive had my share of spats on here in years past but that is nothing compared to your constant fucktardiness that does bugger all good for you or for us. Can you just not take the huge hint that you ought to piss off to another forum and leave this one the fuck alone? Go on, fuck off, find another place to reinvent your self and give the rest of us a break from you. Seriously, your time here is pretty much up, only a complete cretin would soldier on regardless. Cunt. Cool story bro

Why do you keep saying stuff like that (you also mentioned Savile and Harris) when you're the one who thinks child abuse is funny? I've tried to be as diplomatic about this as possible. You really need to get over that. It was shits and giggles. Japes. You know, like we used to have in the good old days before we spent most of our time trying not to get suicide bombed.... twat. Maybe if you apologise to Stephen Hawking for stealing his world drooling record he'll help you find a universe where old people dying is more of an off-limits topic than defenseless tiddlers being wrecked by jibbering Stalinist apes. Sorry I don't listen to hip-hop.

Careful now, Dr. Z. You´re sailing close to the wind with such statements, Godwin's Law and all that. You mean that thing Nazi dorks invented cause it was the only way they could psyche non-dorks into not calling them the Nazis they are/were? You know damn well what I mean - or should know if you're so clever. I've been tolerant of your quarrels and language so far. I draw the line at calling others Nazis, or comparing them to Nazis, unless you provide evidence that they are Nazis. Mike Godwin is alive and well. No, what I said is what I meant. And that's what it is. Now, yes offence but since you've labelled Geert Wilders a Nazi. Do you have any evidence Geert Wilders thinks all Jews are scum, they ruin/secretly dominate countries with their evil banking systems, and that all women should roll up their sleeves get back in the kitchen and make a steak dinner for their husbands so they don't have to build the Fourth Reich on an empty stomach? Um, I'm gonna guess not! And please don't waste time linking me to a picture of him standing with Marine Le Pen because that movement is not these days anti-Jewish, she kicked her crank father to a political retirement home for that reason. Since Nazism as a movement is effectively dead and has been since 1945 but my mother still "lives" and does everything she can to hobble me and treats me only the way a truly, truly vile sicko would, all the while pulling a half "who me?" innocent face, half-Satanic-smirk that would even make OJ Simpson want to instantly punch her remaining teeth out, I think anyone here who has judged me without meeting her or seeing the kind of things I had to put up with, should be banned because that's current and far more relevant an offense. Since you and all the other people who find Godwin's law so giddily titilating say falsely labelling someone a Nazi is so ridiculous and since every snotty little Jon-Stewart-worshipping kid out there these days knows what Godwin's law is before they even know what sex is or who FDR, Churchill and Stalin (the guys who actually stopped Hitler) were, why would you make a big deal out of it since "no-one takes it seriously" anyway? Also, with regards to accusations, pretty much the only thing needed to "convict" someone of being a supporter of supposedly evil "far right" people these days is that they refuse to condemn them, and so why shouldn't that standard be applied to Phantom who has not condemned ISIS (which are the modern equivalent of Nazi germany) at all, but he has smirked at Donald Trump's calls for certain actions/promises to stop it. I'm sorry, but it is the same as the 1930s, the people "in charge" (i.e. you) are calling us the hate-mongers for pointing to the hateful people and saying how dangerous they are. Just like Churchill got shit for warning about Hitler. In my eyes Nazism and Islam (in every form except the most reluctant Halibuts who only don't leave because they know they'll get put on revenge lists) are one and the same. It's kind of funny if you think about it,that you're saying the only reason someone like Wilders would want to stop your good old The Netherlands (or Europe in general) being flooded with people whose views about Jews (most importantly and violently), family life, sex, and life in general roughly match those of Hitler and don't generally like, um, freedom or fun, with the only difference being robes and hijabs instead of those Hugo Boss outfits, and beards instead of blond hair, is because they're a Nazi? I'm not asking you to join me in constantly "accusing" everyone of being an ISIS sympathizer, just stop persecuting me because you might as well change the name to Allahlist if you're going to punish me for that. I think anyone who has suggested I'm "excessively" complaining about Josef Fritzl's long lost cousin or even that she's an angel and my abuse is "imagined" (mostly Phantom saying that) should be banned since they don't have any evidence for it? How about banning Toast, LFN, Phantom and Lard til... I dunno, March? That'll teach them a lesson not to offend the victim of the intellectual and emotional holocaust that was my upbringing? I think that's both lenient and vaguely "appropriate" since I'm currently hoping on having some cool work in the new year and I dunno, maybe if Cameron still hasn't cut off all the legal aid I'll be able to think about starting some action against her by then or something, I dunno. Whatever. You must have read every post and you saw them so how 'bout it?

This is another thing you're fucktardedly being blase about because you're a fucktard who wouldn't even pass the "minimum intelligence needed to join the Jon Stewart fan club" test. Twitter have been massively failing to take down ISIS-supporting/"propaganda"/recruiting accounts. Most likely because the dweebs who work there are actually scared of physical backlash which ISIS have threatened. It's been left up to amateur nerdoids (i.e. Anonymous) to take them down through hacking. So ISIS is in effect controlling the internet (or one of the major portals of it) through threats of violence. Presumably, what he is saying is he wants to change that and go after them more aggressively. So obviously you're either an idiot who's calling someone stupid for seeing something you can't see, or you're just mocking him because you'd be sad to see that happen. The fact that you freaks also say anyone who criticises a measly fucking CNN anchor is "losing it" is just yet another thing that shows how the average mental age of a Obama/Shrillary loyalist is about 5. Oh, because anyone, in an (almost) once-in-a-lifetime contest to become president and a nationally televised contest of ideas, who doesn't instantly accept/worship without question the word or fucktarded conduct of a white-haired old goon who spends most of his days trying to get Arizona housewives riled up about Storm Steve or whatever, and interviewing half-black people about how they felt excluded at a horsey-riding club, must be "mentally unsound" right? If he's so great at impartially "arbitrating" everything ang deciding what's right why don't you just vote Wolf Fucking Blitzer as president you complete cunting goon?

Careful now, Dr. Z. You´re sailing close to the wind with such statements, Godwin's Law and all that. You mean that thing Nazi dorks invented cause it was the only way they could psyche non-dorks into not calling them the Nazis they are/were? Whatever happened to that Godwin fella anyway, I heard he killed himself in March 2009 after being the first and so far only ever person who managed to get themselves kicked out of a Star Trek fan convention for having too nasal and annoying a voice? Do you think my mother and sister, if forced to consider the things I've done to help them over the last few years, would say that? Or are you saying because I helped keep such people going that's what makes me worthless? Cos I think that 2nd one might be the only incredibly circuitous, cuntvoluted route in which your comment may have been completely unintentionally million-to-one, million-monkeys-with-a-million-typewriters accidental clusterfuck somehow backdoor arsetardedly "accurate", Forrest? If it's the second one don't worry if I could go back I wouldn't do a thing to help them but I guess what you're saying is kind of like a "Holocaust guard" thing where there can be no excuse for your actions in that situation no matter how much duress you were being put under. Although I think any surviving Holocaust guards might be offended and embarrassed by you comparing my mum to their old boss who was comparatively nice.

So you'll be taking your kid(s) to the nearest Mosque Open Day next time it happens right? Or, I'm gonna guess..... not? (Cue "DON'T TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY YOU SCUM" from someone who was squawking and crowing just the other day about how sure she was my mother is a completely innocent laudable parenting genius who deserves a gold medal) If the answer's no, here's an idea, you could just refrain from pointlessly defending things/people you have no good fucking reason to, and who don't even really "need" your help, then you wouldn't end up further frazzling your mind in pointless battles with someone like me who doesn't just crumple at the first "OH so your sayin their all terorrist are ya!?!?!?"

Erm, so you believe your sole generator, tractor, and endless amount of chicken oil or whatever, will be able to magically restore the otherwise blacked out (or ghost-towned) British interweb to life? Or, it will somehow magically power the other DLers' WiFi and computers and whatever? Your rant is all well and "good" (and thankfully limited to text, rather than expressed in your fucking croaky toad voice) but it wasn't what I was asking/enquiring about. But I do think it's hilarious that you actually think anyone cares whether or not you live let alone me. Like I said that wasn't even the topic at hand. It was whether moderate-thinking "decent" people will be able to save the day and comfort the families of any dead with their "WELL AD IT COMIN'"-type comments. Duh! Let's not even talk about my level of "preparations" or the other awkward issues that arise from your pile of crap because..... ...I have a strong feeling though that whether or not it was the topic at hand is irrelevant to you. If this whole "ISISlam vs. Logic/Brain matter/every human development since cave times" war is ever "over and done with" (in the happy way), someone really needs to look into the common psychological condition where someone believes that the smug-soundingness of their argument is all they need to be correct, especially if it's a first (and probably last) comeback, and they completely ignore ensuing rebuttals and facts and defusing of their wanky argument, or just someone pointing out that they're replying to a query that they only imagined, just because their wrongful response got a vague golf clap from some other easily led little crowd of turnipy bumpkins who happened to be present at the time. I've been pondering that one for a long time, maybe they should call it Being A Fucktard Disease? I'm just trying to help you ultimately, by pointing out if you think "sassy comebacks" are the answer to everything and facts or truth are irrelevant to them, you might be more like a cigarette smoking 52-year-old quintuple-divorced flat chested Loose-Women watching bint than the hard-headed chicken fucking badass you think you are that's all.

I bet if Swift and Wodehouse were still with us they'd say backspace and acronyms are the highest form of wit.

Please keep desperately trying to get the last word. It shows everyone how sure you are you're better than me. As does laughing at me for imagined school beatings. Do that some more!

They put people who pretend to have been stabbed in loony homes faster than they put the people who actually do the real stabbing or call for it. And "B"BC already has practically a pull-out section on it, no doubt when they do an end of year docu about the "outrage in Paris" this is the one they'll be talking about. We need a new word for them as "superincrediblyfuckingweirdspacemaggots" is a bit weak and understating it.

Great. As for the rest, blah blah blah, Milton Keynes, blah blah, I don't act like I know everything, just more than you. And you're the only one who finds that to be "acting cocky" or whatever. I'd better note that one down though, stop thinking I can know everything, serious sobering advice from the guy who knows everything about me from 6,000 miles away in his outpost of the second most foul, Islam-polluted state after Michigan, after all he experienced all the world's wisdom in the year 1995 when he was on a course in Leighton Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......................

Wow you thick cunt. Guess thats a no Phantom? Guess you wouldn't even be up for a fight next time you're here, after you openly expressed how funny you thought my imagined school beatings were? We know who the real "big man" is here don't we! I'm not a violent person, plus it's much more entertaining for me to have you whine about being a "victim". Your imagined school beatings are on part with the imagined abuse from your mother. If you could look back and read all your comments not just to me but to others, it's clear who the abusive one is. Well you're definitely not an intellectual person either, you got to be something, what in the fuck are you!? Some guy who fantasises about childhood beatings of me just because he couldn't handle me pointing out what a fuzzy brained wacko he is, but then when asked to actually back up that nasty shit himself makes excuses because you prefer to watch Kuffar get shot from the comfort of your recliner... Of all the fuckheaded things you've said that "reveal" (pffft) you to have the intellect of someone who edits a magazine about rollercoasters, this is the most hilarious. It can't be real because I don't have the Oprah-guest lingo down properly? Fucking........... hilarious. Hahaha.......ha..........ha.........ha...............ha.......ha................ And just to be clear I certainly don't want or need your sympathy, especially knowing where it's been. so before your next soporific response could you remove that suggestion from the selection of three sayings you have when someone pulls back your string. Cheers!

Wow... Guess thats a no Phantom? Guess you wouldn't even be up for a fight next time you're here, after you openly expressed how funny you thought my imagined school beatings were? We know who the real "big man" is here don't we!

Okay whatever you giant fatass. If I start getting some witnesses together and trying to make a case against my "mother", if they go forward with the case will you do the right thing and kill yourself out of shame(Google it)? Preferably on camera? Or if I can have some kind of confirmation from an expert or whatever that my childhood was abusive? Unlike your masturbatory fantasy world I am in fact "trying to get on with life" just like I have done every day since I've had the misfortune to know her, I try not to think about the past too much most days (it's hard when you're busy propping her massive arse up for her cause she couldn't be bothered to wash and it landed her in hospital)

No I don't call a victim a loser, I call you a loser. I see no victim, just someone whose birth certificate doubles as an apology letter from the condom company. You seem confused, if you're trying to show you're more mature than me, always repeating the same incredibly lame shit just so you can get the "last word" is kind of doing the opposite. Or are you trying to make me die of boredom?Either way you are nothing but a fuckwitted cunt with extremely early senility. Go hug your Mohammed Atta teddy bear now ya big baby. So what was it you were saying about repeating a lie? Give up the pathetic attempt to gain sympathy, you're not fooling anyone. You love pretending to be a victim. Grow a spine, stop being an abusive arsehole, and sort your life out. Wow, you're determined to prove what a worthless rabid scumweasel you are aren't you? If you see no victim it's obviously because you don't want to or can't see anything that clashes with your simplistic cartoonish babyish world view where only magical brown people can ever be victims. Please stop your vile Stalin-esque celebration of my abusive childhood and writing fan letters to my mum just because they wouldn't let you become an airline pilot cause your massive pot belly kept pushing the controls down and causing a nosedive.......

No I don't call a victim a loser, I call you a loser. I see no victim, just someone whose birth certificate doubles as an apology letter from the condom company. You seem confused, if you're trying to show you're more mature than me, always repeating the same incredibly lame shit just so you can get the "last word" is kind of doing the opposite. Or are you trying to make me die of boredom? Either way you are nothing but a fuckwitted cunt with extremely early senility. Go hug your Mohammed Atta teddy bear now ya big baby.

Well I was at a couple of gigs on both Friday and Saturday night, then catching up on some sleep. Which is a lot more fun than sitting in my bedroom hoping I don't get caught by my mum looking at porn. Er... oh right... so er... you couldn't possibly do it cause you already used this weekend or something...? Really thrillingly brilliant excuse there from the man who believes the world is run by evil capitalist Republican corporate scum, but no-one's allowed to complain about anything. (Unless it's full-grown Halibuts being told to "go back to their own country" a couple of times at the bus stop or bakers or whatever the day after the latest attack, you get in floods of tears about that but you don't have a problem with the kind of treatment I got when I was a child, so I guess that means since they need protection and understanding and I didn't, a Halibut "adult" is a weaker and a lesser being than a Western child, and in fact that would make them intellectual equivalent of erm, a fetus or sperm I guess, in your estimation). BTW thanks. we don't at all believe you're in fact just a massive agonisingly sawdust-brained coward and hypocrite pussy who tells others how peaceful certain groups are but doesn't want to put it to the test. Really. Can you inform us whether you will be submitting your new theory that no parent can ever have a bad influence on their child? The psychologists are going to be stunned about it, when in fact conventional wisdom is that they were obviously the most influential person that nobody else could hope to come close but obviously you're one of those brilliant people who can just blow old rubbish like that away. Will it be in time for the next Nobel nominations cause I'm sure gambling DLers would love to put a big sum on you. I can't think of anything more to say because I'm a fucking coward and a pussy. I'll just go back to imagining how much of an atheist badass I am now because I taunt Jupiter's followers! I'm the lowest fucking scum on earth. I pretend I'm intellectually superior but I can't even bear to read the comprehensive responses people come up with to my IslamoStalinist drivel because I'm a big 44 year old baby except instead of playing with play-dough I like watching Halibut-caused explosions on TV. So I just write "OOOOH GET A SOCIAL LIFE" or something, as though that's supposed to impress anyone with an IQ over 5.

You are the one who needs medical help. You get a sick thrill out of calling a victim a loser. You should have your kids taken away cause you are a huge submental, with a symptom of angry outbursts where you take it out on innocent strangers and openly masturbate to thoughts of their abuse by their own "family".

Well I was at a couple of gigs on both Friday and Saturday night, then catching up on some sleep. Which is a lot more fun than sitting in my bedroom hoping I don't get caught by my mum looking at porn. Er... oh right... so er... you couldn't possibly do it cause you already used this weekend or something...? Really thrillingly brilliant excuse there from the man who believes the world is run by evil capitalist Republican corporate scum, but no-one's allowed to complain about anything. (Unless it's full-grown Halibuts being told to "go back to their own country" a couple of times at the bus stop or bakers or whatever the day after the latest attack, you get in floods of tears about that but you don't have a problem with the kind of treatment I got when I was a child, so I guess that means since they need protection and understanding and I didn't, a Halibut "adult" is a weaker and a lesser being than a Western child, and in fact that would make them intellectual equivalent of erm, a fetus or sperm I guess, in your estimation). BTW thanks. we don't at all believe you're in fact just a massive agonisingly sawdust-brained coward and hypocrite pussy who tells others how peaceful certain groups are but doesn't want to put it to the test. Really. Can you inform us whether you will be submitting your new theory that no parent can ever have a bad influence on their child? (I can see why you want people to feel that way since you don't want anyone dwelling on the fact that your kids are being raised by someone who openly starts fapping to the thought of my imagined "beatings"). The psychologists are going to be stunned about it, when in fact conventional wisdom is that they were obviously the most influential person and that nobody else could hope to come close but obviously you're one of those brilliant people who can just blow old rubbish like that away. Will it be in time for the next Nobel nominations cause I'm sure gambling DLers would love to put a big sum on you.

Well... it can be.

Didn't you already tell me I shouldn't blame psychos for being psychos about 20 times? Repetition is a form of torture, I guess the only weapon you have is your dull personality. Bit like her in that regard. Or maybe you're abiding by the words of your hero.

Er, right. Unless you ask him awkward questions like "didn't scientists say we'd all be underwater by 2010 or samfing?" Then he gets very shirty and sets "his people" on you.