Dr. Zorders

Clearly you think all older people should be afford respect regardless of whether they earn it, therefore you are not nearly as "radical" or clever or whatever as you think. In any case, die and fuck off.

I'm sure it was the actual party that he stormed out of. It certainly wasn't a spontanaeous attack.

No but you didn't attack those who assumed they were 'white gun nutters' or whatever. Whereas the few people who still dare to say "I bet the attackers are Halibuts" always get massive flak on "social meedyur" *shakes head* No leftie ever said "It's important that we don't blame all white people" but they always say "It's important we dont blame all Halibuts". You didn't do anything at all that in any way belies my characterisation of you or your generic farty middle aged leftwingness so shut da f up right?

Phantom, are you quite 1000% sure you're all there? I mean, why would you expect a tweet to be a news story just because I complained about it? Can you not see that I was "joking" and it didn't actually say those exact words, but that was just me giving what I thought it "might as well" say? Are you that much of a sucker that you actually went and Googled that quote? The tweet was fairly simple, it was just some stupid bint saying "You can't deny white terrorism exists too", and then when it was found out they weren't white she totally refused to apologise. Not that I really care now anyway but since when did news outlets post about tweets that are embarrassing to "left-wing" or liberal people anyway? Even The Telegraph barely ever does that. They are all taking the same fucky attitude about this as you and all the other DDT/gcrepitle types around here, suddenly hemming-and-hawing about this, dropping the story (or your attitude to it) like a hot rock because it turns out the shooters weren't what colour they thought they would be and it's just not "polite" to dare to complain about Halibuts killing people? Probably about the only network that hasn't dropped it waaaay down the running order and pushed it to the back page of the website is FOX but I can't be bothered to check on them yet......... I'm asking out of concern and being nice to you about it despite how you've called me stupid etc. and said Google was my only friend? When I said you needed to have ice-cold super soaker water sprayed up your arse I was only like 5% joking. When you go out in your little plane on the weekends, are you absolutely sure there isn't a leak somewhere in the fuselage, or maybe you don't pull the cabin door shut 100% all the way and some air is leaking out cos I'm seriously worried about the oxygen levels going to your brain. Do you wanna double check that next time? Cos around here the only thing that usually flies higher than you is other people's jokes over your head. It happens all the time and no-one can be bothered to even point it out. I'm actually being kind to you and expressing (fairly) genuine concern despite how hostile you've been to me, a little bit like how I still on a daily basis help out a certain other incredibly daffy left-wing person of advancing years in my life.....? You're like 20 years behind her but you seem to have rapidly caught up on the level of crankiness and inability to take a tiny percentage of hostility back in your own direction!

Try looking harder. it's like one of those magic eye things.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34973207 Apparently 2001 was "before mobile phones".

It says "Harder allah, harder!!!!"

The story was all over Sky and BBC "news" last night, now not a fucking flicker of it. https://twitter.com/kellyoxford/status/672156496516419585 This tweet got 6000 "re-tweets", now the shooters are revealed as Halibut, she hasn't backed down, and the tweets trying to "correct" her have about, 9..... retweets... You know what you demented fucking slag? Cyanide exists, ingest it. Anyway, goodbye human race it was a mixed-bag knowin ya.....

Wow. You guys went from "special kind of retard" to "The poor shooter must have been so disillusioned!" In not very long at all!

I'm disappointed, you seem like such a give-no-shits character I was half expecting you to say yes. I think my mother caught a brief glimpse of this forum last year but she probably thought it was "videogame" related or something even though I haven't played any in fucking years. She's slow like that. Every year I sit and hope she doesn't buy me a fucking Radiohead album for Xmas...

Yeah, I agree. The past year has been awesome. Sure, there have been a lot of arguments and quarrels and drunken e-brawls, but I'm still proud to be part of this community! Do you... tell your grandmother about it?

There's lots of "people" on thatwebsitewiththereallyannoyingname already seeming to assume the shooter is white and you guys never complains about that so anyone who wants to give me flak for speculating it might be Halibuts, eat zebra shit. Agree with Deathray, maybe it isn't ISIS as they wouldn't want to do anything like that to upset the cosy relationship they have with the western middle classes

Nice If it "turns out" it's Halibuts (oh my days the shock) can we rebrand this as the ongoing Global Terror/"The Next Paris" thread or summat. The other one which was only originally created as a manifestation of MPFC's "anticipation" of Charlie Hebdo "maybe" getting shot up (which he now feels bad about, obv.), seems like a relic now for some reason. (cue "why would they" attack a golf course questions, as though anything else they do makes sense.)

Gogglebox has of course come in for a completely natural and expected kicking "round these parts" (hi maryport) but you know what's really underrated in the "utter fucking shit" department? Million Pound Drop. Bunch of mostly ditzy young couples/friends being asked to try and negotiate a series of extremely irksome facty-type questions. My reactions to which veer between "they're way too young to know anything about that" or "christ, who the fuck actually cares which of these companies made the most money last year?!". It's as annoying as it is predictable. It may actually be worse than Deal or No Deal? or is that going too far..

Be that as it may, who's Tony Adamowicz? I'm Adamowicz trying to figure that out.

Because we're supposed to be sorta pals, I'll try not to mock your world view, for the sake of peace.... in our time.... Whoops

and what has Vanessa Feltz done to lose that title....? Oooh What do our other readers think etc with regard to that most pointless and baffling epithet. It takes a lot to get round Ms Feltz (heh heh) IMHO. Well obviously there's Piers Morgan, there was someone else I hate even more that I remembered a few hours after I posted that but I cant remember now luckily. Apart from that Owen "Stone me harder Allah you sexy Middle Eastern beast" Jones has to be massively up there at the moment. And Tom Fucking Watson. (p.s. before you complain that you said "our other readers", one of my other personalities replied to this)

Well, I can understand that, I guess it's not only cheaper than roofies but legal too.

You just know him Joey Feek,Howard Marks,Kris Travis etc will all die Dec 20th ish to send teams scrambling Who the hell is Kris Travis....should I be paying more attention here? It's, um you know, one of those guys who runs around in brightly coloured tights and engages in sweaty grappling with other men in the hope of picking up chicks. You guys invented it. Spade Cooley needs him to die in the hope of being able to pick up chicks by telling them about his "DDP three-peat".

How many fucking arms do you have?

I would have thought it was just the downer effect of being literally the most pointless and baffling human being on earth.

I can't help but notice there's a lack of meedyur/TeeVee people (or just loud-mouthed people in general) calling Turkey "dangerous irresponsible warmongers" etc. for shooting down a Russian plane, when tensions are as high as they are now, but there were lots of them calling George W. Bush one just because he invaded the shithole of Iraq back in the sleepy little year of 2003. Guys...? You'll pipe up any minute now, right?

*Starts "Make Deathlist a Katie Hopkins Free Zone" thread*

Annoying Alex Higgins wannabe.

Well he was already dead cos he's an uncivil serpent obviously, they are the weirdest most thick-headed, dead inside people. So now he's just officially dead. In fact you can bet your life this guy was a massive fan of the other Chris Martin. Now I think about it, because it trivialized these people and made them seem cute and clever, Yes Prime Minister probably has to be ranked as one of the worst things in human history, the fact that my mum liked it so much was probably a pretty good hint. *goes off to scribble this newly found revelation down*