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  1. Posted

    Crown Prince Abdullah hospitalized with pneumonia. Could be my first hit!http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/03/world/middleeast/saudi-king-abdullah-is-hospitalized-with-pneumonia.html

    He's no longer a crown prince… He's been on the throne for almost 10 years now. I'd say, given his history of medical problems, his age and notability, I'm surprised that he didn't make it to the list, but at least they have Rama XI of Thailand (aka Bhumibol Adulyadej).

     

    Fuckin' 'ell.... are laxatives "haram" too?

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    I will be opening a debate this year on changing the rules/points/eligibility etc for 2016's competition so we can all air our thoughts on this in due course...

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    Puhleeeeeeease.

    I really like to think this competition, much like F1 10 years ago, is in pretty good shape, despite being dominated by an odious unlikable character. All this kind of "ooh, maybe this rule should be changed, ooh maybe we should give points for this or that" (like that utter shite about dates that no-one's died on yet) is the kind of bollocks you usually only see on the discussion forums of dying sports who have dwindling viewership and the die-hard fans are trying to throw all sorts of gimmicky bollocks against the wall to see what sticks. Sports like... er, y'know... F1 today. Or Mediterranean ballsack-stretching. Don't think Windsor really thought this would go anywhere....... there's nothing "wrong" about unique bonus at all. If anything should be changed its that obscure-hunting theme-teams shouldn't be able to have their "uniques" count and therefore knock proper regular teams out of having a unique. That's all I would ask for.

     

    I'm sure we will have the debate anyway cos these fings aren't up to me are they, juss sayin'........ and everyone likes Windsor or something.

     

    WINDSOR I LOVE YOU BRO LET'S DO LUNCH IF WE CAN FIND AN ABERDEEN CAFF YOU ARENT BANNED FROM

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    As funny as Kevin Bishop doing an incredibly blatant rip-off of a 90s classic, in the (mostly successful, obviously) hope that his young viewership hadn't seen it?

     

    No offence but I'm guessing its certain users previous beef with one of the Brass Eye writers which stopped you getting an earful from someone or other for that massive bollock....

     

    Doesn't bother me personally that much, cos Im not one of those that would issue (quasi-)secular fatwas, just sayin'....

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    AKA The "why the fuck didnt we put Sutcliffe on, how fuckign stupid are we" thread.

    Fucking hell, this is like the millionth time you've ranted on ad nauseam about Peter Sutcliffe. Build a bridge and GET OVER IT. Geez....

     

    I'll not shut up. In fact I think I'm gonna write a musical about it

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    who the FUCK IS KEN KERCHEVAL AND WHY SHUD WE KARE

     

    Because he had his own brand of popping corn at one point in time and even more because he has an acting resume of some length. Included in his roles were that of Cliff Barnes on the long running serial drama Dallas. He appeared in the original run and in the more recent revamped and updated version of the show.

     

    Born the day following Bastille Day in the year of our Lord listed as 1935, Kenneth Kercheval will be a standard 80 years of age this July. On IMDB he is the only actor listed as being born in Walcottville, Indiana.

     

    More than 20 years ago he had lung cancer, fought it, had surgery to remove a lung lobe or two or maybe more, and won his battle and still lives on.

     

    Still working he has been seen in dozens upon dozens of movies and television programs over the years.

     

    Also rumored to have at times imbibed in a little to much alcohol (not sure his present drinking status), he could conceivably drive off a Cliff :lol:

    Will be a-waiting and a-watching.

     

    Thanks for answering my quasi-hostile 3AM drunk "I dont know who this is" posts with such levelheadedness and well-informed....ness. Or somethng. Instead of saying "Just google it" like anyone can.

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  11. Posted

    He's number 13 on this year's list. Unlucky? Well he needs all the luck in the world at this stage. Can't believe here we stand on the 1st Jan 2015 and he's still "with" us. Physically anyway.....

     

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    Don't have nightmares!

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    Now the nervous wait from TMIB as to whether he got my team on time or not. Cos emails are fuckin slow sometimes.

     

    Bet Jeremy Clarkson plows into the back of an 18-wheeler now that I demoted him from my DDP and just put him into the rest of my 50 name-list.

     

    Will post team in my sig when TMIB posts them.

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    She is somewhat frail but so was Thatcher and remained that way for yonks. And she's in better shape now when pushing 95 than Thatch was when she was 80.

     

    Are you in better shape now than you were at 4 o'clock this morning? lol

     

    hahaha....

     

    yes

     

    (p.s. why the fuck aren't quotes working? are they broken for anyone else?)

  19. Posted

    OOh, i'l miss this guy's presence from the front page so much.....

     

    NOT. lol. GLad to see a much less self-indulgent list from the committee this time. This pick is about the same as me if I was in charge of this page in 30 years time, putting "Kevin Kelly" or Michael Cole from wrestling as a pick....

     

    Still doesnt make up for missing Sutcliffe though.

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    Surprised neither Paul Gascoigne or Muhammad Ali aren't on the list, Gazza is a ticking time bomb and Ali has been in Hospital with Pneumonia for almost 2 weeks and counting, wouldn't be surprised if one or both of them are dead by this time next year. Overall list doesn't look too bad though.

     

    Those two should definitely have been included.

     

    I see that those who drew up the list included my suggestion, so thanks there.

     

    BECAUSE GASCOIGNE MAKES US BRITS TOO FUCKING SAD YOU INCONSIDERATE CUNT

     

    WHAT, ARE YOU FOREIGN OR JUST IGNORANT? WE FEEL BAD ABOUT HIM BEING SO FUCKED UP BECAUSE HE WAS A LEDGEND AND WE ALL FEEL BAD ABOUT HIM BEING IN SUCH SHIT SHAPE. AND HE CRIED or something so that makes him some kind of "hero" or something.

     

    YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON

     

    however you're correct about Muhammad Ali, no amount of Angelo Dundee smelling salts can help that man survive the year

  25. Posted

    If they've still got Jost van der West-who-zen on, and Sutcliffe not on, I'm off

     

    Fuckin pricks showing up once a year and not listening to new blood.......

     

    Bye.

    If they've still got Jost van der West-who-zen on, and Sutcliffe not on, I'm off

     

    Fuckin pricks showing up once a year and not listening to new blood.......

     

    Bye.

     

    Im sorry, I take that back like a bad case of a false-positive-Ebola test.

     

    THEY ONLY DIDNT PUT SUTCLIFFE ON BECAUSE I SENT A PM TO THE COMITTEE BUT THEY DIDNT READ IT UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE. LAST YEAR THEY READ MY POST-XMAS PM, THIS YEAR THEY DIDNT BECAUSE WELSHMAN WAS TOO BUSY WRITING FAN LETTERS TO JAMES CORDEN WISHING HIM GOOD LUCK ON CRACKING THE AMERICAN MARKET

     

    THAT ISNT MY FOLT.

     

    OKAY BROS? (AND SISTERS)

     

    THIS WHOLE 2015 LIST SHEBANG THING WOULD OF BEEN MUCH BETTER WITH MY INPUT BUT HEY ITS STILL A DARN SIGHT BETTER THAN THE 2014 LIST SO CONGRETURATIONS TO THEM I GUESS

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