Dr. Zorders
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Don't know whether this is any other thread, but I'm reading about a young Chinese guy, in his 20's, who has died from a heart attack after making 4 donations in a week to a sperm bank.
The subtitle in the paper describes him as a stroke victim!
The only picture of him is in black and white despite the fact that he died in 2012. Weird.
He obviously must have had a heart defect, I bet the typical Chinese young man does a lot more than 4 "donations" in a week.
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Lining up for 2015 inclusion is Toronto's Rob Ford, pulling out of the mayoral race because of an intestinal tumour and packing a lengthy mileage on his body clock on the basis of obesity and admitted drug and alcohol abuse. We've got long enough to study form here.
.....Which I just pointed out a few posts above yours!
I was on this guy's case long before any of youse guys was! And fuck off Deathray I was already gonna suggest him so if he gets included don't go round thinking you're brilliant or anything.
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Guardian cartoon
He really did put the "protest" in protestant didn't he?
Also, I learned from the BBC report he once called the Pope the Anti-Christ to his face, I'm shocked I never saw that before... that should really annoy some wannabe-anarchists and snotty atheist nerds on the internet, to think that old fart had been that abusive to the Pope in a way they'd like to but probably never will!
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If Scotland becomes independent what will the rest of the UK be called?
Scotland will be called "Scotland" but there will be no country of "Great Britain", there for there can be no country of "the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern ireland"
England Plus 2
BTW i want the Scots to get independence so we can have this as a flag. Very Modern and i like it alot . There are also 2 others with green in it which aren't to bad but Wales is a principality hence the reason it was never represented on the union Jack. If Wales was to be represented would rather a dragon on the flag than the green to be honest.
<---- Love it .
The second two look like the wrapping of a loaf of Hovis, or Waitrose low-fat margarine. They should just have a plain flag of whatever colour, with a central crest that consists of a silhouette of a man with a bottle in one hand bending over next to a cash machine to throw up.
Exactly any green in the flag just doesn't go. As to what the UK would be called I think south Britain and northern ireland will probably be the most obvious and likely option .That is what it was called before the Scottish union (minus the northern Ireland part) and is the most sensible choice, only having to change one letter from G to S . I think they will get rid of the UK name all together .
Wait, didn't you yourself say it was gonna be rigged like the Quebec one? You seem to be getting a bit excited about something you said isn't gonna happen.
I can't see it happening myself anyway, which is good since those flags would be an even bigger eyesore than David Cameron's stupid fucking moon face.
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If Scotland becomes independent what will the rest of the UK be called?
Scotland will be called "Scotland" but there will be no country of "Great Britain", there for there can be no country of "the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern ireland"
England Plus 2
BTW i want the Scots to get independence so we can have this as a flag. Very Modern and i like it alot . There are also 2 others with green in it which aren't to bad but Wales is a principality hence the reason it was never represented on the union Jack. If Wales was to be represented would rather a dragon on the flag than the green to be honest.
<---- Love it .The second two look like the wrapping of a loaf of Hovis, or Waitrose low-fat margarine. They should just have a plain flag of whatever colour, with a central crest that consists of a silhouette of a man with a bottle in one hand bending over next to a cash machine to throw up.
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We've had that discussion, check back on Page 1! The suggestion of "WINE" seemed to be the best one.
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When I heard Donald Sinden has died I could only think about the "Someone famous has died.." Spitting Image sketch where Donald was phoning all his luvvie chums to see if they were still alive...
I was gunna post that but thought I'd leave it to one of you oldsters who actually "remember" that sketch. Not that I'm saying you're old or anything, just..... yeah I am actually
*runs*
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NEVER, NEVER, NEVER !!!!
We were beginning to think he would NEVER NEVER NEVER die!
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http://www.theguardi...n-dies-aged-90. British stage and screen actor Donald Sinden dies aged 90.
Odd. I just yesterday noticed they started showing "Never the Twain" on ITV3( or 4 or whatever). Must be the first time they've aired that in ages.
I guess you could say now with this news it's....... Never The Twain Again? (Maybe I should just leave the puns to those who actually got to watch that tripe..)
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Gazza`s back on the bottle again.If he is with us in the New Year surely he should be Number 1 on the list?http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paul-gascoigne-released-police-after-4204183
Probably not. I think many (British) would people find it too depressing when he died, including me. Still, I've been thinking recently about some other people's intake of chemicals and realising he might not quite as doomed as we all think. The body can take a lot more than we like to think about, so long as he doesn't choke on his own vomit. He might have another few years of it left. I mean he's still got his original liver right?
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Best Bond villain ever.Jaws R.I.P
Yeah. Very sad....... and he was obviously a nice guy in real life too, RIP big guy.
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Mayor Crackhead Rob Ford has a suspected tumor.
I knew we hadn't heard the last of him but I didn't see this coming.
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Mmmmmmm........ *thinks*.........yeah. *strikes off list*
He's obviously gonna stick around for a while longer like Carl Reiner. Looks and sounds very energetic. I hope he makes another movie, even if it's complete crap at least he tried.
He JUST got on the Walk of Fame, now? Maybe if he hadn't made "Life Stinks" it would have been sooner?
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Shrien Dewani trial will start on 06th October.
For those of you missing the Oscar Pistorius guide to South African justice.
Oscar will find out his fate on September the 11th I have a feeling we are going to see another OJ Simpson type moment.
Why?
Just a feeling the judge does seem to be sympathetic and bought his whole crocodile tears.
Also I think the judge will go on lack of concrete evidence.
Well what about the witnesses that said they heard her scream before the shots? Surely that has to be a big factor?
I still think you might have the correct "feeling" though, y'know since he's a rich athlete and they're allowed to kill people.
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You can use more than one image in a post, y'know....
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What I want to know is why is he still being called Jack the Ripper when the two main suspects are in fact foreigners, continental Europeans. Just shows the level of irrational anti-British sentiment out there.
Why not Jacques lé Rippeur instead, or whatever the German equivalent of Jack is.
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I see in this morning's papers that Gerry Marsden of Gerry and the Pacemakers has pulled out of a tour due to a sudden illness. He said that he was still getting a buzz out of appearing on stage, but he had triple by-pass surgery in 2007.
A possibility for next year then. My only fear would be that song "You'll never walk alone" will get to No 1 if Gerry pops it.
It's better than him making it to 96 and then dying. Then we'll never hear the end of "JUSTICE FOR THE 96(YEAR-OLD)".
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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Cause the sheep got used to the sound of a zip.
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It's kind of funny how appropriate the name of that restaurant is to its politics despite it being named presumably decades ago.
We want you to fill a chick, not eat a dick.
And he was 93. So........ probably didn't eat the stuff himself.
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http://www.usatoday....rgery/15269187/
In for prostate surgery, wouldn't want to be the doctor on that one.
Agreed, it's probably a risky thing to go home to your wife in one of the world's most insanely religiously conservative societies and when she asks what you did today, reply "I took the Ayatollah into a private room and played around with his anus for a couple of hours."
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Reminds me of:
[HORRIBLE PICTURE]
But at least Brando was 80 when he died. 15 more sitting years to live for Depardieu.
Mother of GOD. Why? Why?
They should show this pic to sex addicts, that'll cool them down for a while........
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Jesus! *gouges out eyes*
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Based on this pic from Daily Mail Gerard Depardieu is severely obese and in a wheelchair. An outside bet for 2015 perhaps
Cyrano De Boobie-Rack!
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Not-so-Great Britain?What will the Uk call itself once it's no longer united? Untied Kingdom?
I already call it that every day.
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Boxing Clever?
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British fighter Jerome Wilson is comatose after a "life-saving" brain operation, following a bad knockout.