Heres one kinda new and it involves death....
A man dies and goes to hell.. while down there he meets a demon.
Demon: hi im the hell liason ill show you around .. Hells not all that bad as people make out .. You smoke?
Man: hell yeah i smoke 2 packs a day
Demon: well todays monday.. on mondays we sit around and smoke all day.. ciggerattes, cigars, pipes.. smoke till are lungs burst it doenst matter were already dead
Man: Thats sounds good
Demon: You drink?
Man: sure I do at least a six pack a day..
Demon: Well on tuesdays we drink all day ..beer, whiskey, tequila drink till are liver shrivels up.. what do we care ..were dead
Man: wow thats great
Demon: How about drugs?
Man: well sure.. I smoke pot regulary.. occasionally a few lines..
Demon: on Wednesdays we do Pot, coke, extacy, smack.. f@#k it OD it doesnt matter..
Man: wow thats really cool..whats on thursdays?
Demon: are you gay?
man: No
Demon: well your gonna hate thursdays