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  1. Posted

    Maybe I should go to Israel. I could get a job at Sharon's hospital as a cleaner and unplug his life support while doing the hoovering. :D Make alot of DDPers happy.

    And make the rest of us who haven't got him on our lists very unhappy!

     

    I'm just looking at the Jewish calendar to see when news of his death would be appropriate (as if they'd have spoilt Purim for instance!). I'm thinking sometime between the Fast of Tammuz and Tisha B'Av would be most likely as that is a time of mourning, so expect news any time from July 12 to August 3 :o

  2. Posted

    There's also a certain street in Bradford where the residents got damn sick of drive-by ghouls brightening up a Sunday afternoon by taking a glance at chateau Sutcliffe!

    Not that I've ever done that, or have the pictures to prove it, oh no... *ahem* :o

     

    If Humble's in Armley, I bet he gets moved somewhere else pretty quick.

  3. Posted

    Whitney Houston aint looking too good, all that crack has certainly aged her.

     

    If The Sun says so it must be true. :o

    That's quite an old picture of her - it's been doing the rounds since last year at least. It looks like it was taken around the time the story of when she nipped out to the local petrol station cos she had the munchies. There's nothing new in the story at all - she's supposedly been on death's door due to crack (which, lest we forget Whitney's wisdom, is "whack") for yonks now. She'll end up being a female Keith Richards at this rate.

  4. Posted

    Humble went to Wakefield when they arrested him and the Yorkshire police handled the investigation

    Aye, you should have seen the amount of police in Leeds during the trial.

     

    There are still certain pubs in West Yorkshire where you would be very foolish to mention Sutcliffe's name. I'd guess Humble would be torn limb from limb if he ever ventured into any of them.

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    Eugene Landy, the rather controversial psychologist who became famous, and indeed infamous, for his treatment & support to Beach Boys singer Brian Wilson, has died, aged 71.

    Never realised he was that old. Mind you, in pictures of him his face always looked a bit, umm, 'stretched'. 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by Brian Wilson and Todd Gold is a fantastic read that goes into a huge amount of detail about Dr Landy's methods. Controversial maybe, but Wilson would probably have joined Dennis and Carl by now otherwise.

  7. Posted

    It didn't say where and under what conditions he's serving his sentence.

    Who? Sutcliffe or Humble? I thought Sutcliffe was still in Broadmoor?

     

    It'd be ironic if either were in Armley nick mind you... A bit too close to the scene of the crime to put it mildly.

  8. Posted

    How long can a 78 y ear old man last in a coma before he either snuffs it or someone switches his life support machine off?Is there anyone here with any medical knowledge who can advise us as to when we might expect the fat b****d to leave thie earth?

    I suspect his death will be announced shortly after the results of the Israeli general election. Would cause too many hoohahs (a swing of sympathy for the Kadima party for example, though it looks like they've won by a narrow margain anyway) had it been announced earlier. That's what I think anyway, though I hope not as (i) it would be a shame for such a great leader to go out like this, and (ii) he's not in my DDP list.

  9. Posted

    Who else thinks I should give Vinegar Tits a warning for malingering?

    Cor, I'm feeling the love in this thread... :)

     

    Actually, it seems I do have tennis elbow. And golf elbow. I'm looking forward to synchronised swimming elbow now myself...

  12. Posted

    Because I'm an insane insomniac I compiled a list of all the living recipients of the Nobel Prize for Medicine using Wikipedia. All errors and omissions are entirely the fault of Wikipedia.

     

    Winners of the Nobel Prize for Medicine Year Awarded

     

    46. Peter Doherty 1996

     

    So he was in medicine before he formed the Libertines then? Is there no end to the chap's talents?

  13. Posted

    According to my sister (who spent about 18 months in Vietnam though never met Glitter - she's too old for him anyway...) people in Vung Tau who often saw him in and around the bars there reckon he could possibly commit suicide if he goes down. However, with the pressure of a possible death sentence being lifted, this now seems unlikely.

  14. Posted

    apart from the fact he can't speak is quite healthy.

    Famous last words eh, OOO? :) Not Jack Wild's final words though he if couldn't speak mind you...

     

    Another hit for my team - yay! :angry:

  15. Posted

    I know that if I was Nurit Hirsh I'd have been looking over my shoulder... :)

     

    Don't put his name through the anagram generator!

    Nurit Hirsh is a she... First ever female to conduct a winning song in the Eurovision (A Ba Ni Bi in 1978, which she also co-wrote with the late Ehud Manor), and would have been first female ESC conductor in 1973 had it not been for pesky Sweden.

     

    Do stop me, I can witter on about Eurovision forever... :)

     

    EDIT: flippin' cookies not bothering to set themselves...

  17. Posted

    He was a great songwriter and wrote lots of wonderful songs for Ilanit, amongst others. Amd if you ask me 'Kan' was robbed in 1991 - a far better song than the Swedish and French efforts that beat it.

     

    That 10 months between June 2004 and April 2005 wasn't a very good time for Israeli singer-songwriters, what with Naomi Shemer, Ehud Manor and the aforementioned Hitman all dying. I know that if I was Nurit Hirsh I'd have been looking over my shoulder... <_<

  18. Posted

    your kidding right? I find that hard to believe..she was on Have I got news for you recently and looked just fine.Thats a bit of a shocker i must say

    I didn't know she was ill either and it is sad news indeed. Anyone know if there's any reports of how long she had been suffering from cancer as diagnosis to death with ovarian cancer can happen very quickly.

     

    <_<

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    Due to the nature of my job I speak to quite a lot of famous people every so often. These include: David Mellor, Roy Hattersley (chatted about ferrets with him), Vanessa Feltz, AA Gill, Melvyn Bragg, Nasser Hussain, Richard Hammond, William Rees-Mogg, Tam Dalyell, Menzies Campbell, Imran Khan (after a long and thoughtful article on Pakistan's madrasses I said: "Never mind all that, how do you think England will do in the Ashes?"), Eamon Holmes, Clement Freud, Lucien Freud, Dom Joly (twat), Jane Moore, Rosie Millard, Clive Everton, James Whale and probably a few more that I can't remember off hand.

     

    I used to work at a certain local TV company oop North and so saw and worked with people like Richard Whiteley, Carol Vorderman, Christa Ackroyd, Mike Morris, Gaynor Barnes, Vicky Locklin and Christine Talbot on a regular basis. Also used to bump into people there quite a lot like Tim Rice (lovely), Clive Mantle, Steve Harley, Anna Raeburn, Nicky Clarke, Trevor Sorbie, Little Jimmy Osmond and big brother Donny (the place went mad that day) and worked very closely with Anna Walker and Diane Modahl on webchats I organised.

     

    I also occasionally worked on Emmerdale and so knew most of the cast, particularly Anthony Lewis (Marc Reynolds) and Dominic Brunt (Paddy). Dom once gave me a ride on his motorbike - going 100mph on Burley Road hanging off the end of a bike was a bit scary to say the least! Oh, and I've met the Emmerdale Daz dogs and cuddled tragic Batley.

     

    In previous jobs I've spoken to David Batty about squeaky floorboards, Julianne Regan (All About Eve singer) and Ingrid Lacey (Helen from Drop The Dead Donkey) about mortgages and you know that QC who's been doing those massive divorce settlement cases recently (most notably the Ray Parlour one)? I did his mortgage for him.

  20. Posted

    Gawd I hope he doesn't read this but...

     

    How about William Rees-Mogg? Now, he's in fine fettle and still active, both physically and mentally, but I spoke to him yesterday and he didn't sound quite...right. I don't know whether he's got new teeth/old teeth giving him jip but his speech was quite slurred. When I've spoken to him in the past the clarity of his diction has been outstanding but yesterday was a very different matter. Anyone know if he's had a stroke or been ill recently? I would have asked but, well, you know, you don't like to... :lol:

  25. Posted

    She's looked that rough for as long as I can remember. I reckon she'll last another 20 years.

    She was quite a looker back in the day (admittedly about 50-odd years ago).

     

    Despite the fags and agee not being on her side, she seems in fine fettle and I think most people wouldn't believe she was pushing 80. She'll be around for years yet.

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