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2 pointsI was in a pub in Barnsley last Satdy neet, when this really unbelievably ugly woman came up to me, squeezed me bum and said, "Give us tha number, sexy." I replied "Has tha got a pen?" She smiled and said "Yes." I replied, "Well tha'd better get back to it, afore t'farmer notices tha's missin."
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1 pointVenezuelan beauty queen is shot as punishment for being unable to dance or sing. Apparently the only thing about her was the way she walked. http://www.latintimes.com/venezuela-protests-2014-8-shot-beauty-queen-genesis-carmona-killed-valencia-153416
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1 pointIndia have launched a probe to Mars. They are pitching it at leg stump apparently...
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