deadsox

Alas poor Guy, then We've not come to bury Guy, but to praise him! Flip Wilson told a long involved story about a woman in ancient Rome who had the most perfect berry ever created. People came from miles around to see it and praise it. Then some bandits decided to steal it. When they got to her house, her maid asked them if they were there to praise her mistress's berry. They said "No, we come to seize her berry, not to praise it". I'll get me coat........

In 2016 the champ will be done, So put me in for October one.

Might I ask why the hell youre posting this info here? SC Look out Cat, it's the thread police!

Who? ALAN YOUNG, WILLIAM SCHALLERT, BOB BARKER, NORMAN LLOYD, MIKE CONNORS AND SHELLEY BERMAN.

It is hard to measure because of the perpetual argument over who is a celebrity. I think a good metric would be death pools like the DDP, Alt Obituaries etc. Are their numbers up this year?

There used to a thread titled Animal Antics. It might still be around or possibly merged with another. Animal Antics is in the extra curricular section. I'll give a pass this time, even though it's posted in at least a couple times a week and rarely leaves the first page of threads. But just this time. SC Gee whiz ST, you lucked out. Mr. Creepy is going to give you a pass. Do you want to tell him where he can stick his pass or shall we leave it everyone's imagination? Let's just say he now has a very clean bottom. Me tongue's a bit brown & sore though.... ST, you really are something else. Your posts always crack me up.

There used to a thread titled Animal Antics. It might still be around or possibly merged with another. Animal Antics is in the extra curricular section. I'll give a pass this time, even though it's posted in at least a couple times a week and rarely leaves the first page of threads. But just this time. SC Gee whiz ST, you lucked out. Mr. Creepy is going to give you a pass. Do you want to tell him where he can stick his pass or shall we leave it everyone's imagination?

But seriously folks......

I've never heard the phrase "break my vagina" before. Is it in the sense of "breaking and entering" or the fact that it's already cracked?

People should be able to express themselves as they wish. I confess that I don't have a clue how you get banned here (I think the term schweinhunt did it at one instance). I believe that everyone should be able to disagree respectfully but that cat is obviously out of the bag, here and in society in general. If you don't like how someone expresses themselves, just ignore them. Usually those people want a reaction and denying it is a good policy. My only problem with the forum is that I don't get enough good information on who's sick and ready to die. More of that and less infantile drivel is my campaign slogan.

Regarding Manilow, would that just be wishful thinking?

There actually is a golden cherry but the lyric is as I wrote. My wife is a Tom Jones fan and I've heard all his songs many times. http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/arugula-golden-cherries-marcona-almonds-and-parmigiano-reggiano-51107210 My condolences Deadsox. On the contrary, I'm a lucky man no matter what she wants to play.

Try saying that with your mouth closed... then try not to laugh. Mmmepi mooolie. maaa haaaaa haaaa.

There actually is a golden cherry but the lyric is as I wrote. My wife is a Tom Jones fan and I've heard all his songs many times. http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/arugula-golden-cherries-marcona-almonds-and-parmigiano-reggiano-51107210 Ah the old, 'my wife is a Tom Jones fan...'. Since she always played that tape and later disk whenever we went on vacation in the car, I've come to associate the songs with going on vacation and I like him now too. Go figure.

I just started Malala's book so I'll weigh in on her when I'm finished.

There actually is a golden cherry but the lyric is as I wrote. My wife is a Tom Jones fan and I've heard all his songs many times. http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/arugula-golden-cherries-marcona-almonds-and-parmigiano-reggiano-51107210

One well placed shotgun shell is sufficient.

And a long but fierce relationship with Tom! It's not unusual. Why, why, why? He suffered from those funny familiar forgotten feelings. In other news The Sun is attempting to shift a few extra copies with a story suggesting Jones' will now end his singing career. Bollocks IMHO; he was born to do this. Will the funeral be in the green green grass of home, and will Tom be coming home for it. Jeez, let's hope Sir Tom last's a few more years so we can roll out these puns again. You mean Re-Load them? There's something about you Mary I like. Down the road I look and there runs Mary, hair of gold and lips like cherries.......... Hair of gold ? Must be orange if it's the same colour as 24 carrots. Ask Tom Jones, I'm only quoting him.

And a long but fierce relationship with Tom! It's not unusual. Why, why, why? He suffered from those funny familiar forgotten feelings. In other news The Sun is attempting to shift a few extra copies with a story suggesting Jones' will now end his singing career. Bollocks IMHO; he was born to do this. Will the funeral be in the green green grass of home, and will Tom be coming home for it. Jeez, let's hope Sir Tom last's a few more years so we can roll out these puns again. You mean Re-Load them? There's something about you Mary I like. Down the road I look and there runs Mary, hair of gold and lips like cherries..........

Last night I went to sleep in Detroit city.......

Mascarars? Is that some sort of cosmetic?

Don't know leafyishere (or there) but Woody Allen is a great choice.

Good idea for a thread.

If you're really a guy from the future, could you give me some tips on who will die unexpectedly in 2017? If yes, PM me as I don't want these people to see.

Centenarian version of Groundhog Day.