Anubis the Jackal

Your Grade: A- Which is proof that my school days weren't all entirely wasted.

I'm quite pleased, I only got the ones on Anthony Worlds-Largestgnome and The f*****g Hobbit wrong!

I was at the Chavalcade that is Goose Fair on Saturday, sadly I missed out on the stuck cock, but did enjoy a good portion of Mushy Peas and Mint Sauce. MMMmm. I should have realised that when Hooky started slurping a cock-on-a-stick.

I think the only way to make Manchester look beautiful is to bomb it (again) Anyway, 'Control' was filmed in the slightly more lovely Nottingham, hence it looks nice and that.

A little perspective on the McC*nn case was provided last night on Channel 4's Dispatches documentary.70,000 children are abducted each year in China and the authorities do pretty much f**k-all about it. Still, they do make lots of nice cheap consumer goods, so we can't really complain. (That'll be Deathlist banned in China for a few years then, sorry about scuppering your potential Asian market, Mr. Reaper)

31 seconds in. Mullett boy backs down. Um, not me, luckily, there's a counter where you can point out the second the scaredness happens.

I particularly enjoyed the French taking on the All-Black Haka eyeball-to-eyeball. Is it just me, or did some of the New Zealanders look taken aback, scared even, to have a team try to negate the obvious psychological advantage of the 'ritual?' Ah well, only 4 more years until the next World Cup that you're bound to win, again.

I'm going to Goose Fair tomorrow, just what is cock on a stick? (I'm not from Shottingham meself, duck)

Not the most popular, there's probably more people standing in front of that bus.

Adults who read Harry Potter books. With the 'Grown-Up' covers. On the tube. I think I may have to start carrying a copy of 'The Hungry Caterpillar' to offer them if they finish.

Straight over my head, that one. Over to room 101 for me....

Can you imagine his banter? "You're going somewhere nice for your holidays, aren't you?"

I haven't posted much recently, I've been busy.

Going to have to go some to beat Bongo Christ of DR Congo or Creedence Clearwater Couto of Lierske S.K.

He should be transfered to Preston Bell End.

''Going Up'' Paa-papa-p-p-Paaahh Paa-papa-p-p-Paaahh Shame, he was mentioned here 'en passant' a couple of times regarding Are You Being Served and the Two Ronnies

Banshees, shut your ignorant drooling cake-hole, there's a good chap. I and quite a few others now have you on ignore, so please use your regular identity. I'm a fan of Chinese food but after reading a recent documentary I learned in a majority of restaurants 'the cola ' is fried. I don't trust my local Chinese restaurant near me. Do you trust yours? I advise the cheap way out which will not only save you money, but it will save you from heart attacks, strokes and diabetes. Order a Water! Peace, The Philosopher

Life's been a bit of a struggle for Dicky, what with the loss of his daughter and grand-daughter in the 2004 tsunami and the current downturn in the fortunes of his 'beloved' Chelski team. Oh, and welcome back Poetry Man.

Sloe Gin, lurchers, The Blacksmiths Arms, Chilli con Carne and Italia Guitars.

A bit harsh on In Eternum+ that...

If the McCanns are not found guilty, they going to make a fortune suing lots of people for libel.

She met him on a Sunday and her heart stood still, She don't run run run, she don't run run.

To be brutally honest, I only know the one, obvious, Zevon song.

As in obscure European royalty and worthless aristocrats?

Rather than wearing avatar t-shirts, would it not be a good idea to come to Deathcon1 dressed as our favourite deathlist candidates. I'm sure Harry McScally would make a fine Warren Zevon, The Pooka has an obvious choice, I could make a fairly convincing Castro, and Godot could come as a squid. Opinions?