Anubis the Jackal

As regard Wikipedia, it's a question of rule by consensus, which basically means if some jumped up little turd doesn't like you, your page gets deleted. See the whole sorry story here!

Selfish Git!

Before this thread goes off at too much of a tangent, could it be stressed that 'Greatest' in the context of this thread title refers to 'important or highly significant' rather than 'favourite', 'humorous' or 'done to death before.'

From historical leftfield I'd nominate Romulus Augustus the last Roman Emperor to rule from Rome. His passing led to the schism between Eastern and Western Europe, Orthodox and Catholic churches, the rise of the Ottomans and the current conflict between Islam and Western idealism. Possibly.

Lie down boy!

RUNINTOTHEGROUND! WALLOP!

Possibly one of the worst films it has been my misfortune to watch. Leather-faced lothario Lovejoy, getting into all sorts of stereotypical euro-scrapes. Bag of dog-cock.

Check-mate, Death wins in the end. Should have tried noughts and crosses, may have lasted longer

A little explanation may be needed here. Did they sniff the petrol themselves or outsource the work to a bunch of bored teenagers?

Then you know the answer to the question 'What's the smelliest thing in the world?' An anchovies bum.

4 die on Mont Blanc. Trying to climb Europes highest mountain without supplies, adequate clothing or experience. Bloody students.

Popes, bears, Rasmussen. Looks like good news for your wager, Mr. McS.

At the end of the day though, he's still only a drummer.

Pope sh*ts in woods, Bears Catholic, Another Tour rider gets busted for drug use.

Banshees, it's a risky sport. There's crashes in training with oncoming cars, suicides and overdoses, chemically assisted meltdown. Now there's bombs to avoid. See here Prime Deathlist fodder if you ask me.

Blimey, having looked a bit more at that site, I'd really recommend any parent-to-be to take a good long look at it and realise that, as Ronnie said, Susan is a lovely name, For example, Aryan Justice Fuzzmuffin Sweetie Girl Sequence Hesitation MarKelle Jizzale Syvona Scaellie Princess Urhines Kendall Icy-Eight Special K Elijah Grover-Republican Dy'Nasty Nevaeh Snow Dezire Destiny Windwhisper

There's a whole load of dreadful names here . I only found them because my other half vaguely knew someone who not only named their offspring Hero Himalaya and Tybalt Tryfan, but also married a convicted armed robber and was suprised when he ran off with the au-pair. There's more to it, but libel laws and all that, Anyways, that means at least one name on that site is definitely legit Now I'm not one for advocating corporal punishment but in this case...

Now that would be a sneaky Deathpool stunt to pull!

"For when one great scorer Comes to mark against your name, He writes not, that you won or lost But how you played the game". -Grantland Rice If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing." -Bill Shankly I'm with the overrated dead Jock on this one.

In what way is 'Swimming in a bikini' a stunt? Admittedly, I couldn't imagine Lee Majors pulling it off convincingly, but there's many that could.

Jesus, is the tour ever going to be clean? Now I'm not so naive as to deny that most top-level sport has some degree of performance-enhancing drug problem, but with the Lance Armstrong rumours, the two forfeited tour winners and now this...Christ (obviously) on a bike!

Possibly a Gadd-style flit to South-East Asia on release to disappear for a few months?

Thank you, MOD for shitting on the English language from such a height.

Chapeau, M. McScally. "Such big ghostly hands...pass the Cabernat Sauvignon."

A version of the Yardbirds have been going for years, but without any of the superstar guitarists who obviously have better things to do with their time than play gigs to half-empty provincial theatres.