Anubis the Jackal

Watch out for the seagulls there, they'll nick the pastie out yer 'aaand, the bloighters

Lovers of cheap CD's in the UK will now have a few less places to shop now that Fopp has died. I won't mourn too much, as their business model was apparently to drive every other independent retailer out of an area, so helping to turn every high sreet into a shoddy facsimile

Pike and Tina Tuna? Bob Marlin and the Whalers? Grilled Scotch-Herring? I've played this game before.

Semi-official confirmation of murder-suicide Typical ultra-macho steroid-induced lunacy I fear.

Ah! The power of the almighty word! Hallelujah!

I bet R.I.P it up and Start Again is also feeling smug in the DDP. Although I'm suprised No Noose missed him

Make an error of judgement over putting Google Ads on your site What a mawkish euphemism for infant mortality.

Yeah, so he doesn't exactly charge around the stage, but he looks OK for a man who's gone through 30 odd years of damage.

Blimey.

What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and M@delaeine McC@nn? Only one of them died a vir..(Ah Anubis don't go there...)

Fair point for Deathlist, Banshees but if there's one thing drives me up the wall it's arseholes who spend an entire gig taking shitty pictures with their phones right in front of you.Happened at another gig I went to recently and my other half nearly had a stand-up fight with the guy. Her argument was 'I didn't pay good money to come to a gig only to have to watch it on a 2 inch screen.' /Scuttles off to Room 101

That's a bit like saying that Rembrandt paved the way for that bloke who painted the picture of the crying Pierrot

Whats black & annoyed? The reincarnation of Bernard Manning

I saw Roky Erickson play last night, looks in fine fettle and still screaming like a good'un although obviously still damaged to an alarming degree. Barring accidents we ain't gonna miss him for a good while.

It was a roundabout way of saying I'm not really a fan of The Beatles. Anyone else going to see one-time-potential-deathlist-material-but-now-much-better-psyche-legend Roky Erickson when he plays in London?

Mine...? Side 1) Slowed down audio of John Lennon being shot, George Harrison being stabbed and Ringo, pissed in the gutter, puking his pancreas out. Side 2) Paul McCartney having his testicles slowly squeezed in a jewellers vice. for half an hour.

That'll be The Czech Republic just north of Sussex then? Well let me tell you, the British have this fetish of their beer against the US. Always.

To be brutally honest, having gone through the rest of the list beforehand, including the awesome Nigerian Guiness I can't rightly remember.

Maybe! Quite aptly, we got stuck on 'Fin du Monde'

Ah, Samichlaus! Just far too strong for me. I remember trying to drink the entire beer list (with help from friends) at a splendid pub in North London, but that monster beat us all. Banshees, Budweiser Budvar is a Czech beer company which has had it's name trodden into the dirt by the Yank Piss which is made from bloody rice goddamn it! Their Dark Lager is what I was raving about, not beer-flavoured rice-water. Olveres, I'd recommend you give it a go and by the way, I think the rarest beer in the world may be Westvleteren 12 although I may be wrong.

I'll re-open an old friend of a thread to give a large hurrah to Budvar Dark . Like a strong Belgian Brune without the cloying sweetness.

Mart Poom is the goalkeeper for the Estonian national football team. Football is a game popular throughout the civilised world in which 22 players attempt to score 'goals' using only their feet. Who is Estonian Keeper Mart Poom Anubis? Does he work at the local super market near you? What were his parents thinking. In that case you might as well name your son 'inconvenience' or 'Next-Week'?

Estonian Keeper Mart Poom once put himself 'out of action' by severely bruising his penis playing against Iron Maiden in a 5-a-side game. Not relevant to gardening, but highly amusing.

One solitary first-class game! I very much doubt he'll get a UK Obit.