Anubis the Jackal

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Maybe the assorted acid-trippers were just hallucinating Jeremy Beadle?

Hacky, I dimly recall you being based in the backwoods of Kent, do you have any inside news on the health of the inimitable Mr Knott?

How did that get through the profanity filter? Do Cockermouthians suffer from The Scunthorpe Problem?

Have you ever been to, or better still entered the World Gurning Contest ?

Give my regards to the horse. Is Egremont near you, Maryport?

Terminal? I must have missed that. Crap. Indeed, it isn't like he's got his own thread or anything.

Could I suggest that you leave this subject well alone for the moment, Windsor, and come back to re-read it in a few years when you're perhaps a little older and wiser? I can only think that living where you do, you have not come into contact with many of 'those people' who may have lost family in or even survived one of the most horrendous periods of inhumanity ever. No apologies for being a condescending bastard. You deserve it.

I sincerely hope by 'those people' you do not mean holocaust survivors or their families.

Might be worth keeping an eye on Pius Ncube , Catholic Archbishop of Bulawayo and outspoken critic of the Mugabe regime. If only because he sounds like he should be a games console.

Tread carefully...I'd wager that you know nothing of the background of the original poster and over-arching generalisations are always dangerous. Besides, as her own son said in that obit, So it's probably fairly safe to say she was a sh*t. Incidentally, Grimbert is a spectacular name.

Are you quite sure, Barmcake? You don't seem banned to me.

But not so long until we can call him a soulless, passionless, cynical, bloated old bag of rat-jizz. Mate, you're still young...go and live a bit.

Then does the idea of definitive historical evidence, thousands upon thousands of sources, confessions, eyewitnesses, photographs and more not suggest to you that The Holocaust happened? I pity you and your weak and gullible mind.

Did you actually bother to follow that link Windsor? Oh and Mr / Ms. Townie... you are an imbecile. So tell me, what did she do to upset you personally? Was she responsible for the death of your grandfather or something? Or are you just another one of those people scrambling for some sort of moral highground?

I'm sure Messers Parker and Stone are shitting goldfish in fear. Just to think, they may have to cancel that weekend break in Fraserburgh.

Probably something supposedly shocking, controversial and transgressive which isn't actually funny in the slightest. It's Paul Kaye. He nearly bought my mates house, but his Mum, who accompanied him on every look around, advised him not to. Big Girls Blouse.

Latest news reports suggest that the Pakistan team have all given up Cricket and taken up Bobsleighing.

What first attracted me to this forum was witty, pithy, sometimes articulate, sometimes moronic banter; not needless drivel about who said what to whom, what was said, and could someone please stop that member doing all those horrible things to me. You're not unique in annoying me, but you annoy me uniquely.

Maybe because you continually provoke people? Just a thought.

So if a fruit isn't an apple, it must be an orange? Explain your logic.

Inzamam-ul-Haq and assistant coach Mushtaq Ahmed are being held for extra questioning over the death of Bob Woolmer. I though Inzy may have been somewhat less than truthful when he claimed that he couldn't eat for 3 days after Woolmers death. He looks like he likes his food, that one, and once attacked a fan who called him a big potato.

Shouldn't that be 'Abdicated?'

I'd guess Ernest Borgnine. He's been in so many duff disaster movies, the law of averages says that one must have been a tad squiddy.

In the immortal words of Nigel Tufnell in This is Spinal Tap "You can't dust for vomit."