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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    He's over in the 2007 names! Hurrah! (oh, you've a;ready posted there...bugger.)
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    Comedians & Comedy Writers

    Whilst not strictly speaking a doctor, Blues singer Lucille Bogan (1897-1948) may have been up for the challenge, MPFC. "I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb, I got something between my legs to make a dead man come." Shave 'em Dry (1935) Later nicked by the Rolling Stones for 'Start Me Up.'
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006

    Thanks LG, Laughed so hard, I had to take off me size 12 Chelsea Boots
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2007

    Possibly mentioned before, but Daphne Oxenford actress and voice of Listen with Mother, is resident in Denville Hall , the home for elderly theatricals. I wonder if they have a five-a-side team that takes on the Brinsworth Boys?
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2007

    Deathlist welcomes careful drivers. When it works, the search function will bring up all manner of fascinating / useless info about your choices and their well-being.
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    PW Botha

    Do you manufacture sjamboks?
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    Pete Doherty

    The indulged little prick was the subject of an Arena documentary last night. Pretty poor show when the best music in the programme was by sodding Radiohead.
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    Buster Bloodvessel

    A brief run down of this thread...for the benefit of badmannersfan Ain't we all horrid? Or was it the wading through pages of guff about '70's prog that was just too much for you? BUSTER HAS LOST AN INCREDIBLE 18 STONE. I SAY GIVE THE MAN CREDIT INSTEAD OF RUNNING HIM DOWN. WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS SITE ANYWAY, IT'S HORRIBLE.
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    Football

    Not a huge football fan, but I must admit that Southend beating Man United has made my week.
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    Sheila Rossall (Infamous Sick Girl From The Seventies)

    Maybe she was finally caught by the Pickettywitch Finder General?
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    Sir Patrick Moore

    I remember a mate 'saw a UF0' a good few years back. He was so convinced, he bought in to the whole deal; books, magazines, conferences and all. Then the United States oficially unveiled their new Stealth Bomber, and all became clear to him.
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    Is that you on the left, or the right, big man? Stone me, someone's spunking 30 grand of UK Gold's money a year on your education, and you haven't even learned how to use an IP masker.
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    Sheila Rossall (Infamous Sick Girl From The Seventies)

    Deacon (right) seen here Grooming
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    Saddam Hussein

    Genocide appears to be any mass killing by anyone who isn't American or Russian...
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    R.I.P Airfix

    Ah, memories. 1/32 scale plastic soldiers. I remember a recreation of the Normandy landings with the British Infantry, (accompanied by several detachments of mounted Knights Templars, a American Civil War Union cannon team and some cowboys) bravely overcoming the German Paratroop Brigade, Rommel's Afrika Korps, a Civil war Confederate Gatling gun and an ice-cream man. They had air support from Concorde and a Gypsy Moth, so victory was a forgone conclusion really.
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    Chris Langham

    Good job Bill Wyman left the Rolling Stones, he'd never get out of Texas alive.
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    You Write The Headlines . . .

    The winner by a long way thus far.
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    Too Many Moderators ?

    If only that were so.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2007

    As I recall, he's always been a bit odd. Born-again Christian with some form of chronic back-pain possibly. I have deep in the dustbin of my mind, a vague memory of some godawful telethon (comic relief ?) during which he ran from one comedy club to another to play two separate gigs, being heroically unfunny at both of course. Utterly pointless. edit: I thought I remembered something about back pain this from Wiki "He suffers from ankylosing spondylitis, a condition which caused him great pain and ultimately resulted in his retirement from They Think It's All Over."
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    Poll: 2007 Deathlist Names

    Good call.
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    PW Botha

    I think I fit nearly all of that description. You, Sir are an imbecile.
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    PW Botha

    My point being proved, I think. He doesn't. Our racist posted from England. regards, Hein
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    PW Botha

    I thought all the pigheaded dutchmen were sent to South Africa long ago, (only for them to pitch up in London in the late '90's)
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    World War I Veteran(s)

    "Respect." Possibly the most misused and abused word in the English language. At the weekend I took my young niece out and about in London Town. On the back of the bus we were travelling on, a motley collection of pissants and crackheads were falling into the usual routine of petty infighting and threatened violence, in which every other word was F**k, C**t and W**ker. " You better F*****g give me some F*****g respect, you C**t." " I ain't giving you no F*****g respect, I'll F*****g bat ya, you C**t." etc. It must be said that I have more respect for Mr. Allingham for his ability to live the good life, despite all he has been through as part of the 'Lost Generation' than I will ever had for these amoebae. Respect must be earned, not demanded. Let's hope that when he finally leves us, Henry has a dirty Scotch in one hand, a dirty lass on the end of his tallywhacker and a collection of his favourite songs blasting out through a whacking pair of speakers.
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    Hugo Bleicher

    Try Spain, or Syria. Old Nazis have friends there. See Alois Brunner and Aribert Heim (one of my pencil-ins for 2007)
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