Anubis the Jackal

That'll be Mr Tom Waits what done wrote that, "Tom Traubert's Blues (Four Sheets To The Wind In Copenhagen)" from 'Small Change' covered by Mr Stewart, quite abominally IMHO. Another fine rhyme from his work is "Looks like you spent the night in a trench And tell me How long have you been combing your hair with a wrench" from "Sick of Picking Up After You" Or my favourite nonsense lyric/rhyme combos from Rod Stewart: - 'I'm wasted and wounded, and it ain't what the moon did.' Awesome. Not to mention the 'waltzing matilda' chorus...

Oh my, what have we here? Iain, if you can't play nicely with the other children, you'll have to go to the naughty step.

Jean Darling Appeared with Laurel and Hardy in 'Babes in Toyland' and is still going strong...for the moment.

I wouldn't even credit Desmond and Murdoch with the intelligence to be able to infantise and moronise. I'm talking about the middle men, the gauleiters, who follow the orders of the likes of Desmond etc. whilst considering themselves giving the public 'what they want.' I've met them, I know them, I hate them. You know AtJ, I had to read that a couple of times before it sank in. I assume you mean Murdoch, Desmond, the BBC etc and the owners/producers of such riveting programs as Big Bruvver? If so, I heartily agree!

They might have been witnesses for the prosecution if they'd stepped inside. It would never stand up in court. Christ, I've turned into Ronnie Barker.

Excellent fun, especially the mood I'm in! Surely if it was a real girl throwing rocks at boys, the rocks would merely fall to the ground 3 feet in front of her?

Leading British / Commonwealth Ace, Marmaduke Pattle Leading US ace, Richard Bong No wonder the Germans shot down so many!

In my youth, I'd take great pleasure hiding in the hedges at the side of a fairway which were out of sight of the teeing off golfers due to a slight rise. Every time a ball would trundle over the slope, me or a friend would dart out and nick it and wait for the inevitable frustrated rants from the shitbags that polluted the course. Ah, What larks Pip!

Oh, I nearly forgot. The University-educated fart-hammers who control the content of our mass-media, and insist on aiming it at the imaginary socially-lobotomised drooling cretin that they imagine to be representative of the general public.

The phrase " I'm not being funny or nuffin' " You will never be.

Ditto. The ones that really annoy me are those that buy SUVs jsut because they have two children and the only thing they use them for are to go grocery shopping. Also people who buy pick-up trucks and never use them for their intended purpose They're the reason God invented door keys... they'll get the message eventually.

A little known fact about this picture is that his boxers are actually a Magic Eye painting, if you stare long enough. Ahhhh and what is the picture then? a tiny penis. and two little balls

Miss Anubis saw the great man in action last week at The Royal Court. Still burning with righteous anger, drinking heavily from what could have been wine, probably laced with morphine. Her opinion is that he'll last the year if only to carry on his long term rant agains GWB, TB and the war in Iraq.

Die, nasty.

For the duration of the World Cup, I will change my avatar to a picture of my tonsorial role model.

Straight through the bottom of the barrel and several feet down under the cellar!

I heard that Steven Stills has become so addled by legal and illegal narcotics over the years that he is convinced that he saw action in Vietnam in the '60s. Confirm / deny anyone?

Frank Kermode would certainly get full obits, I've heard of him, and thats saying quite a lot for an academic.

Great name for a doctor. You're in safe hands there, BB.

I look great at the moment, thanks; but no-one gives a sh*t.

I think it may be one of those rare occurrences when all of Deathlist, visitors and all, are in accord. Huzzah for the death of the murderous little turd!

*ulp* Edgar Broughton Band.

Bruno, stop signing in as Handrejka!

There he is ^