Anubis the Jackal

Christ, please stop!

The thread is here. I'm suprised you didn't exhume it days ago.

You're too kind.

I'm now waiting for the headlines "Bird flu now in dog" "Goat goes down with A (H5N1) Virus" "Fresian Cattle now infected" "Killer 'Flu shocks equine world" "Old Woman Dead (of course)"

Yoooooooou've.... gotta kicka bucket or two. (Ithankyew.)

Could we not add Captain Sensible, Peter (minus his test tube babies) and him out of the Rezillos to the pot?

Another Forum!!! You've been seeing someone behind our back, and wasting good quality Deathlist material! Go and finish off Norman as punishment

You must have lots of nerves, BB.

Don't put his name through the anagram generator!

Parks what?

Right then...let's repeat the actions of the French during the Foot-and-mouth outbreak. Ban all sales of French Poultry. Ban all sales of French lamb, Ban all sales of French beef, bread, letters etc. Just as a precaution, like.

it is spelled.....Tourette's syndrome Is it F**k!

Is that so? I'll try tonight then.

OK then, it's agreed. The Joint Command of the Deathlist Paramilitary forces have hereby declared war on the Islands of Tokelau. We demand a reply by 20.00 tomorrow to our unwritten conditions of peace, and if no reply is forthcoming...when can anyone get time off work?

In my opinion macramed headgear is overrated. And you are quite correct in saying that

You're talking Nonce Sense

Maybe not Cyril for 2006, but if the big chap keeps falling over, I'd be worried for the poor bugger who lives downstairs from him

Unless I had rigged up a periscope-type device, then no I wouldn't know a beautiful woman if she bit me on the 'ass.' You seem to have a flagpole up your ass. It is the only thing which would even begin to account for that dick swilling look on your face. I don't think she understands that the avatar probably isn't what you look like in real life. In a breaking story, the news has announced the weather in February will be cold. Sadly I do look a bit like a 1970's international terrorist. Gives me all sorts of problems getting through airports.

With Denmarks main exports being Carlsberg, Bacon and Porn, I wouldn't have thought a Halibut boycott of Danish goods would achieve much.

That'll be Lynden David Hall then... A friend used to play guitar with him, a bit dull maybe, but a fine singer.

Yes from me too, sponteneity and nonsense...that's what we need. Bring on the freaks!

How can you drink that stuff? It tastes like fermented pine needles... Mmm, pine needles! Retsina, Pineau, Wasongju!

Yup, there's a good idea. Get Brimley shitted on whiskey and let him do an interview. Should put off any visitors for a while

Dee had a strange comeback a couple of years ago, with a documentary on his life and fall from fame, and a ill-advised one-off chat show. He looked appalling, was obviously battling some nasty inner demons and could well be worth an outsider Heart attack / suicide shot.

I think that's fairly comprehensive, thank you OOO.