Anubis the Jackal

There's been a Carr / Huntley thread before which was locked due to the high level of drive-by ranters. Do we (collectively...I'm not denying anyones free speech here!) think that Mr. H is genuinely at risk, or shall we merge and lock this thread?

How would you define "major conflict"? I presume you mean one involving Israel? I'd say purl any two from the US/UK, Israel and Iran; add a couple more from Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, Palestine, Egypt, Yemen, Afghanistan and Luxembourg and add nuclear devices. Yours, putting on his tin hat and cowering in the cellar, ATJ

Indeed so, Mr.J, a point relevant to mine some time back. The cartoons weren't that shocking or humorous, so were tarted up to be genuinely shocking for Halibuts. It's so sad and disappointing that cartoons which have been reviled for characterising the Halibut faith as being violent and reactionary have been met by calls for the beheading of the artists. I hate to say this, but who'd give me odds against a major conflict in the middle east some time in the next 2 years?

My other half was in a long-running ITV drama series, her best mate is an Oscar-nominated actress and I played on a UK top-10 album. Clunk,clunk,clunk!

Terry Waite? What a bastard! You lend someone a fiver..... © Jerry Sadowitz.

I don't know. I have a feeling Dustin won't get ovarian cancer Unless he's doing deep method research for the remake of Tootsie. There's a great quote from Lord Olivier when they were filming 'Marathon Man' together. Hoffman had kept himself awake for 3 days to get his character to the right point of mania. When he told Olivier of this, he replied "My dear boy, have you considered acting?"

He'll be made Foreign Minister within a month.

My take on the whole situation is that the cartoons weren't even funny. I mean, given that the cartoonists knew it would bring a whole heap of turds upon them they could have least pushed it a bit. I guess the Danish aren't exactly renowned for their humour.

Ah bugger. Sorry about that. Still hungover I'm afraid.

No Problem Starcrossed. Do you have any good 'Syrup-shots' you could share with us?

Maybe he was trying to cause madcap comedic mayhem by struggling with you, accidentally busting the zip on the case and strewing the contents all over the place in a loveable but inept attempt to help. Tosser.

Just too much infomation, old bean.

He'd be a shoo-in for a broadsheet obit. Quite the Latino star, Mr. Barreto.

They missed a sitter indeed. Whereas on Another Site we get

Blimey, Grandad, do you not recall the reign of Mick McCarthy...Roy Keane in his pomp...isn't it...hmmm..."Stick it up your bollocks, you C-word. You're not even Irish"...Great days.

The Republic of Ireland national team as I recall.

Your answer.

Any reason why the Uni won't allow me access to this page..... CENSORSHIP! FREE SPEECH!! NAZI TOTALITARIAN STATE!!!! And so on, and so forth for another 15 pages.

There has got to be a million ways that are better than building skateparks to help children. I disagree, CP. Watching the news last night, there was a report on the chaos, mayhem and slaughter in the Democratic Republic of Congo. My first thought... a couple of half-pipes, covered in graffiti and surrounded by broken bottles of Bacardi Breezer and spliff-butts would sort those kids out no end. God bless those brave and hardy souls taking fannying about on a plank of wood on wheels to the huddled masses.

Come on, don't let that one pass without further elucidation! Spill the beans.

Of course he is, have you never heard of him before?

Just found a similar site to the one in the first post, but with a fantastically evil fundamentalist Christian message. "The fear of the LORD prolongeth days..." It's worth clicking on the bottom buttons ... WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE? I CHOOSE LIFE. I CHOOSE DEATH.

You are Sir Peter Maxwell and I claim my 5 pounds.

Or stop smoking crack.