Anubis the Jackal

Godot, I believe you may mean one of those motherfelching asterisk machines

Two things I'll look back on fondly. The last-minute victory in the 2004 DDP. The howling-mad ex-Page 3 'stunna' and Hills Angel who started threatening several of our esteemed members in a manner reminiscent of a fourth-rate 'Sweeney' villain.

Well, thank you. Nice Fenella Fielding avatar, STTG.

I bet his family Christmas get-togethers are a hoot. 'Ho, Ho, Ho' Blimey, that was rubbish. If I were less of a man, I'd delete it.

I bet his family Christmas get-togethers are a hoot. 'Ho, Ho, Ho'

Of the chocolate variety? Like this you mean? Or were you thinking of something else? Nope, that's the bunny.

And drinking water instead of industrial-strength Slivovitz often helps.

Of the chocolate variety?

Perfick.

He looks rather creepy in this photo, time for another change. Big Chris... Nice one. Are you showing your hand for the 2006 season perchance?

A truly unpleasant story.

Nope. Not worth flapping about. Won't die, won't make any decent records, won't achieve anything other than encouraging semi-literate ranting.

Are you a teacher? Or a dinnerlady? Or The Child Catcher?

I believe the children are our are future Teach them well and let them lead the way Show them all the beauty they possess inside Give them a sense of pride to make it easier Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be Everybody searching for a hero People need someone to look up to I never found anyone to fulfill my needs A lonely place to be So I learned to depend on me I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows If I fail, if I succeed At least I live as I believe No matter what they take from me They can't take away my dignity Because the greatest love of all Is happening to me I found the greatest love of all Inside of me The greatest love of all Is easy to achieve Learning to love yourself It is the greatest love of all I believe the children are our future Teach them well and let them lead the way Show them all the beauty they possess inside Give them a sense of pride to make it easier Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be And if by chance, that special place That you've been dreaming of Leads you to a lonely place Find your strength in love

wouldn't it more accurately be called "The man who took a photo of a stick", Lovely!

Well, he's not British, which would probably be a problem. Has anyone non-British appeared on a UK postage stamp? *Cue frantic Google trawling* Every member of the (German) Royal Family.

Something disturbing about this, I feel.

Admit it, you all gave yours comedy penis / breasts did you not?

Count how many registered members Deathlist Has...

As in 'nowhere near famous enough.' Some soap bint loses 1-year old child, hardly going to have them blowing smoke out of the Vatican Chimney is it?

Apparently so, but certainly not Deathlist fodder

Thank you TV Cream

Something like 'Bing-de-bing, Bing-de-bing, Bing-de-bingbing-de-bingbing-de-bing' as I recall.

I'm moving to Tehran!

That'll be The Royal Societys' Christmas Lectures sorted then?