Anubis the Jackal

So Carol Thatcher pisses in a jungle and Mark attempts to instigate military coups and does dodgy arms deals. So, whereas in Britain the slightly dim offspring of an ex-premier is shown pissing on the ground in the middle of the jungle for the entertainment of the public; in the USA he becomes President. 'Vive la difference!' as I believe they say in Spain.

3.30 AM, Tommorrow morning.

He was never a well looking chap...

Sounds unbearably painful.

Find a nice piccie of the good Queen... Send me the URL and i'll sort youse out m'dear

What's that you say? Oh, not that Queen Mary... I see.

Dinner, dinner,Dinner, dinner, Dinner, dinner,Dinner, dinner, BATMAN!

NNooooooooooooooo please! Eventually she moved to Florida. This is getting good now...tell us more!

It was AtJ's idea, http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?...indpost&p=26544 Although a lot of others agreed to the idea. And there you have it. Hardly War, Famine, Pestilence and the other one, is it now Entropy? (hands in pockets , whistling innocently) Did someone mention me?

I really do not understand why this phrases is so often used. What does it matter? What the hell is classes as a quality post anyway? Let us take two posts at random... This one and this one

The same day as my birthday, several decades later. Spooky!

How does 'NO' grab you? Knock it on the head you two...or I'll have you both stay behind after class. Windsor! Put it away!

My guess would be muzak. Hardly Fermats Last sodding Theorem is it?

A Rittle...

Well Elspeth it leaves me to wonder... He trys telling everyone he is a troll? Perhaps he lives under a bridge and doesn't let people cross unless they solve his rittles? The Royal Forum members probobly wouldn't be allowed to pass regardless how many rittles they solve? What on earth is a rittle? ...rather 'who is a Rittle' Apparently an Amercanised vbersion of the German surname 'Rittel' Hope that clears something up.

What a marvellously concise language German is!

Actually..scrap that, I'd rather go a few hours with the candiru fish up me hogs-eye than see 'Rentaghost - The Musical' (and you can use that quote on your poster, Pasquale!)

Please re-read your post and consider. There is only one worse thing out there, the candiru fish of the Amazon.

Rentaghost...The Musical! Popular culture has reached a new low.

Also my latest dream recently, oh Banshees, do tell, what exactly did your dream about Joseph Barbera entail? Hopefully, a large 'ACME' anvil falling on his head.

So what are you saying Bald Rick? That i waste your time? I don't think you have the privilege to say that - because clearly with only 111 posts you have no say. Once you make another let's say 964 posts then you can say that. During filming of the classic Witchfinder General Michael Reeves, the 25 year-old director and Vincent Price, the veteran star had a disagreement, leading to this exchange, Price:"I have made over 70 films, what have you done?" Reeves: "I have made three good ones". Quality, not quantity BS.

He may die of old aage. I think Dr Heimlich was mentioned in passing some time back as a possibility. It would be a bit of a choker to miss him. Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.

Lou Gehrig... My favourite headline from The Onion Lou Gehrig Has Lou Gehrig's Disease; "With My Name, I Figured It Was Only a Matter of Time," Says Yankee First Baseman

Harry Gold British dance band leader, bass saxophonist and annoyingly, first choice for my 2006 Derby Dead Pool team has reached his outro.

I heard he ferrets for it.