Anubis the Jackal

Could we get some Deathlist black veils knocked up? (For the ladies god bless 'em)

I didn't know he had a "bird". Perhaps the unfortunate lady should look around for someone younger, and in better health.. Wasn't he knobbing Barbara Windsor back in the day? Oh, sorry, that was Ronnie Kray. My mistake, guv'nor. Ronnie Knight I think. Careful...you'll have the boys round in a bit with talk like that.

Pluckers...it's chicken pluckers.

Please rephrase that.

Would that be the green one with a lot of wear around the shoulders?

The Unwritten Rules. You'll find them if you do a search.

Yes, because you may forget that it is dangerous to run with scissors. With what?

A-a-a-anyway...Back to the vets popping their own corks. Wouldn't having to spend half of you working life fisting farm animals be a sure-fire way to develop a depressive state of mind. Unless you're an actor in one of those videos I found in Josco's shed the other day.

Once again we spiral into the gutter.

Actually millwall, that was me. I did it when I was signing in as a guest during the 'sulking period'. oh well since it was you I will apologise for swearing at you. We shouldn't really be swearing at guests either actually. It does tend to provoke them. Well F**k you, spuddy boy!

Now, is it walk dog then cigarette, cigarette then walk dog or walk dog and cigarette?

Ooh, have I left the iron on?

What do you scence oh great one.... I'm still pondering on the facts of his future. Well please just internalise the pondering would you? What if we were to all suddenly post our internal dialogues?

An interview with him in The Observer (I think) found him in the process of moving from his beautiful Amalfi Coast villa back to L.A. following the death of his long-term partner and declining health. Vote Gore for '06!

And sadly that was me posting this /\

Apropos nothing, the look on my dogs face as he tries to pass a half-digested bone through his little canine ringpiece is priceless. I'll try to get a piccie next time.

So am I! Of a similarly "heavy" persuasion, by the look if them. We're all at it!

I, on the other hand, did remember to have a drink. Unfortunately I soon forgot it was meant to be in his honour. Still, it's the thought that counts.

Does anyone know if Ronnie Barker is still alive? I really liked him in 'Clarence.'

Is that so...more details please.

I, OTOH, would much like to be 32. I'm not, though. regards, Hein Ah the joys of 32...

I would like to make it quite clear that this person is not me. And this isn't me! ............mashpotato And every day I wake up and praise the all-powerful force that governs our universe that this is not me.

Is that 'row' as in 'how' or 'row' as in 'hoe?'

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It's his liver actually ..... Now you're making me hungry...mmm...kidneys.