Anubis the Jackal

(ATJ Thinks about responding, ponders the futility of it all, shrugs, eats some stinky cheese and lights another Gitane) "Pah! Ouf! etc."

I rather maliciously sent my warmest Thanksgivings greetings to our Canadian suppliers at work today.

More comedy gold from the Banshees mine.

Is this a game or just a data site? - It's an Education. How do I win? - Stay alive What do I win? -Our Utmost Respect Whats the Point? -Good Question. What happens when say 12 people are all right in 2008? Tiesbreakers? -Please refer to the unwritten rules.

"Englishman Arrested for Trying to Decapitate Maradonna..." i.e. utter balls

Did she fall down the stairs? Very slowly.

OK, we're rolling then. Welcome aboard.

Well, it's done. Just search for the obvious and PM me for details

Agreed, but it could be a closed group with admission vetted by responsible persons.

Perhaps an official DL.NET faceache group could be in order? Anyone willing to forgo the anonymity of the avatar?

In all seriousness, I would say that it depended on the number of cannibals to be fed. A human, even a munchkin, would provide quite a bit of meat and were there to be only a few head-hunters, and a full-sized human, problems of hygenic storage would arise if the meat was to be left for more than a couple of days. Therefore if there were only a few hungry cannibals, a munchkin would be preferable as the risk of bacterial cross-contamination would be lessened, especially if the meal were prepared on well-wiped down surfaces.

I've forgotten if this was ever posted, but Signor Carluccio could be a good ingredient in next years DL Bouillabaisse

Nope, It's just you.

I nearly moved in to his old flat a few years back. I still remember the estate agent saying "...now there's one thing you need to know about his property."

I fully intend to give my youth team / crappy old nobodies a full chance to shine in the cup in an homage to Arsene Wengers wonderful under-11's. However, the losing to a shitty bunch of midlanders bit I could do without.

Blimey! Slobberbone. there's a name I haven't heard for a while. Suffice to say it wasn't me who was in the cafe when she got half-inched or the cock-sucker would have got more than a bitten hand.

Not at all, a mutt/crossbreed/mongrel lurcher/terrier. It's becoming far more common sadly (Independent, CBBC!). Apparently they're either stolen for training up fighting dogs or held until a reward is offered. All things considered, I think I'd rather be burgled for that sort of money. As criminal acts go, it's pretty much down there with bullying schoolkids for their lunch money.

I'd like to reserve an especially uncomfortable seat in Room 101 for the W**ker who tried to steal my dog this morning. Tied up outside a cafe and the sh*t undid her lead and tried to get her to walk off with him. It happened before to my previous dog, but the guy who tried to nick it got away with nothing more than a badly bitten hand, but the new one is unfortunately a bit more trusting.

Ah, I'm so glad wrote the inevitable " Jammin wiv 'Endrix in 'eaven " tribute that seems to be trotted out for every hoary old rocker. I bet even when Cliff Richard dies someone will suggest that he's "J.W.E. up there" My sister and I always have a race to see who can find the first " Jammin' wiv 'Endrix " reference, so I win this round if you're reading!

Arr, twas always a cursed place, what with being built on the site of an ancient coconut shy. 500-year-old remains and skulls made of coconuts. DSI Bean has been reprimanded and suspended.