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    Political Frailty

    I'm giving serious thought to putting Tony Blair's name forward under this thread, because the more I see and hear of the man and his arrogance, avarice and apathy, there just might be some nutter out there who could do us all a favour and get rid of him and his slag of a wife. OK, I hate them both with a vengeance, but how is this man getting away with what he is? I see that whilst the Middle East rages, the Middle East peace envoy is having yet another freebie, paid for by some sucker who has toadied up to the slimeball... I would like to take Blair to a nearby pub and introduce him to the landlord, whose son was one of the many who lost their lives through this man's stupidity. If that's not bad enough, it appears that one of his brats will be an MP next year, for a safe seat in Liverpool...............God, I need a drink!!!!!!
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2015

    It would be and is a shot in the dark. Can't see anyone with evil intent getting close enough toVlad. this really is a man skilled in the dark arts
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2015

    Doug , friend of Tommy Docherty!!!!!!! There again, Tommy must be getting on now.
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    Time Added

    Confirmed......died today after battling cancer
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    A Joke

    I was devastated and heartbroken to find that the wife has been having an affair. However, i have found solace and comfort in religion. I have become an Islamist and we are stoning her to death in the morning. Fuck her.
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    Denis Norden

    I think he is about 86, based on the fact that in 2007, he was 79. He has the reputation of being a bit of a character, and the oft-used phrase "casual racist" could apply, given some of the stories heard some years ago.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2015

    What started as an interesting debate in the pub about Paul Newman led me to suggest that his wife Joanne Woodward ought to be considered for next year. She is certainly going on our RIP list, possibly next month as a replacement for Lauren Bacall. She is not in the best of health at the moment and because she is about 84, will bring our average age on the RIP list by about 9 years.
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    Sir Cliff Richard

    It had to happen .......... the jokes are starting. i thought I was reading about a seaside tragedy when I saw the headline "Young lad tossed off Cliff"
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    The Dead Of 2014

    I must start showing more respect as I had forgotten that the Thatcher boy is now a Baronet and is entitled to be called the Honourable Sir Mark Thatcher. What a fucking joke!!!!!!!!! I seem to remember him getting involved in an attempted arms coup in some far-distant country with Simon Mann, who got 34 years in jail, whilst Thatcher walked away free. The Dear Bill column in Private Eye some years ago summed him up for what he was then and presumably still is now. Is his sister still hawking it about?
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    Sir Cliff Richard

    Heard it all now....an ex-priest is comforting our beloved pop-star, and who has become, according to one paper, his "Man Friday". Apparently, the Reverend Graham would be across the pond if he was able, but has Parkinson's Disease and is stranded back home but is with him in prayer and spirit.
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    Crashing Companies

    Keep a look-out for Punch Taverns, who are deep in the shit. These people, along with Enterprise Inns control a huge portion of the British Pub industry, but the worry for any Punch licensee is that the bond that was put down when they went into the pub, and which should have been ring-fenced has been thrown into the Punch Taverns cashpot. In most cases, this could mean several thousand pounds which will be lost if the company folds. It doesn't matter where you live in the UK, there will be a Punch Tavern pub somewhere nearby, so if you talk to the licensee, he will tell you the true story.
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    The Graham Slamwich

    It's got to be the Reverend . after all, it was at one of his rallies where our beloved pop star has been allegedly frolicking with a young man.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2015

    Now that the Dewani husband has been passed fit to stand trial and given his apparently "fragile" state, and his trial is set for October, he has to be considered for next year. Suicide jockey could be an apt description
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    The Dead Of 2014

    Bringing accidentally the name Thatcher into the debate,although it was not my intention to commit such a typing error, what has happened to the boy Mark Thatcher these days. He is surely not involved in car rallying , is he?
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    The Dead Of 2014

    It seems that chess is becoming a dangerous game these days, as it is reported that 2 players playing in the World championships in Norway have played their last games, one from the seychelles. I didn't realise thatchess was such a stressful pastime.
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    Who Will Be The 7th Hit Of 2014?

    Olivia for me as with others, it seems to be Tinsel town in favour at the moment
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    Sir Cliff Richard

    I see that the Scouse songstress is declining to comment.............ummmmm! Coming so soon after Rolf, she could be in for more surprises, in fact a lorra lorra surprises.
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    Wrestlers/actors

    I used to see both Bert Royal and his brother Vic Faulkner regularly as they both worked as Brewery Reps, but never ever did they admit that the wrestling was fixed. They were seen as good guys, compared to Mick McManus, Steve Logan and the like, and as far as I'm aware, they are both still living in the Bolton area
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    Hollywood Possibilities

    Are there any Scousers who don;t whinge?
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    Political Frailty

    Farage stranding for parliament as it transpires that some of his people are associating the UKIP with Uncle Adolf. I assume that his chosen constituency does not have a strong Jewish vote.
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    Who is the twat here? Don't you realise that Footballers are as important to a Death Pool as singers, film stars, politicians, paedophiles etc. it is an important part of peoples lives, so just because you don't like football, or what surrounds it, don't take the moral high ground. Get a life.
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    Marianne Faithfull

    Was she a marathon girl or just a smartie
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    Marianne Faithfull

    All about work, rest and play as i seem to recall, even though she always denied it.
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    Marianne Faithfull

    I see that Marianne Faithful is now saying that her then boyfriend was responsible for Jim Morrison's passing, because the drugs he gave to Morrison were too powerful. I suppose that Marianne should know about the drug scene around that time!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2015

    Will she beat Sam Simon
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