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    Political Frailty

    When is something going to be done about this twat John Bercow? The little shite and his party-going, stocking-showing, gypsy-loving slag of a wife of his have somehow managed to bring the office of Speaker into disrepute, and apart from what recently emerged about Speaker Thomas and his penchant for younger men, the olffice of Speaker has generally been someone of dignity, like Betty Boothroyd. But then there was Mick Martin!!!!!!111 Bercow seems to be making up rules as he goes along and I can't see him being in the role following the General Election. I suppose he's just like the rest of them really.............fuck them all!!!!!!!!!!
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    Joan Rivers, Please Lord

    She made her name on the "Tonight show," so I'm going to see if tonight is indeed the night !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Political Frailty

    On a local political basis, how is this cheeky South Yorkshire Police Commissioner Shaun Wright still in a job following the harrowing evidence of the Rotherham sex grooming scandal. I don't think I've ever known a time when people at local government level are not prepared to accept responsibility for problems caused by their incompetence and unwillingness to tackle situations flagged up to them by people who then have to become whistle-blowers, in order to make public what has been going on. It's a well-known fact that any town with a strong Asian population has the problems of vulnerable young girls being groomed by these slimeballs, and it's time that this whole shite of political correctness and do-gooders is thrown into the garbage bin where it belongs!
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    The Dead Of 2014

    The Aussie actor Bill Kerr dies
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2015

    everyone has seen the pictures of Gazza(well everyone in the UK), but there is another ex-footballer out there who is going on our RIP list asap and that is Kenny Sansom. He apparently sleeps on any park bench he can find most of the time and has resorted to making appearances at pubs, regaling the clientele with stories of his past and is rewarded with drinks. Seems a good shot for next year
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    The Dead Of 2014

    Re the late and great actress Sally Farmiloe, does anyone know whether Mr. & Mrs. Archer turned up at the funeral?
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    Political Frailty

    Do I detect a note of sarcasm there? He deserves all he gets does Galloway! All those years of sucking up to Middle East despots!!!!!! Fuck him !
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    Somewhere Over The Rainbow

    Wasn't his famous work the Boy Friend? Appropriate? He was a true friend of Dorothy.
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    A Joke

    The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me bcause she can't afford batteries
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    Richard Attenborough

    How could I have forgotten McCallum, who I watch regularly as Duckie in NCIS, but I had forgotten about Shooie McFee in Crossroads. Was he the one who went for some ingredients and was gone for 2 years
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    Richard Attenborough

    What with Garner and now Dickie gone, apart from John Leyton, I'm struggling to think of any of thye escapers left. Any help out there
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    Richard Attenborough

    One poor bastard in our pub's RIP list has missed out, because Lauren Bacall went first.this month annd won somebody £240. THe consolation is that we should be getting some damn good films over the next few weeks as a tribute to Dickie, with "I'm alright Jack" as one of my favourites.
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    Leslie Phillips

    I thought that the age difference between Leslie and his wife might bring about another stroke, on a bus or not. I don't think that I could handle a woman 40 years younger than me without breaking sweat.
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    Sam Simon

    I'm going for September 13th which is the wife's birthday
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    Sir Cliff Richard

    I also thought that this thread was about our beloved pop star and friend of South Yorkshire police, so how have we got on to Scousers and British Prime ministers.. I hope it's not down to me mentioning the Scouse songstress, who at one time was keeping her mouth closed( for a change) about her friend Harry Webb, but who has now decided to give him her support. if it is me, wholehearted apologies, but let's keep on track with what the thread should be all about. At the risk of getting bogged down, how can you be an Honorary Scouser??????????? I fear a whole new thread coming on!
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    Sir Cliff Richard

    I also thought that this thread was about our beloved pop star and friend of South Yorkshire police, so how have we got on to Scousers and British Prime ministers.. I hope it's not down to me mentioning the Scouse songstress, who at one time was keeping her mouth closed( for a change) about her friend Harry Webb, but who has now decided to give him her support. if it is me, wholehearted apologies, but let's keep on track with what the thread should be all about. At the risk of getting bogged down, how can you be an Honorary Scouser??????????? I fear a whole new thread coming on!
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    Sir Cliff Richard

    I agree with that...........never a whiff of anything of that nature about Rod. That is unless some brunette 5.0 ft tall or red=head is going to drag something up from the distant past and make the rock star pay for choosing long=legged blondes. As Woody Allen once said " I would like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingers", so the same could be said about Rod.
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    5. Pope Francis

    Did you see the ISIS man in the Barcelona shirt on TV....the cheeky bastard claiming all he was was a jihadist who was scared to speak out. He was the only one I saw with the face uncovered on the TV coverage, strutting round like some heroic warrior. Do with them like they are doing to others, but do it quicker
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    Julian Assange

    Who would the Yanks prefer to have in their hands, Assange or Edward Snowden
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    Sir Cliff Richard

    So that's Cliff in the clear then, according to the Scouse songstress, and is it the same Cilla who thought that the sun shone out of Rolf's arse. Is there a programme due soon called Cilla? i seem to remember some advert for it, as some form of biopic. If ever someone has been in the right place at the right time, it's our Cilla.
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    Sir Cliff Richard

    Good to see George Carman mentioned as this man demanded respect. Forget the fact that George Best was shagging his wife, I have it on good authority that the best-ever comedy show was when Carman defended Ken Dodd, as the trial had to take so many breaks because the judge, jury, prosecution, defence and all in the room were falling about laughing. As Ken Dodd said, at the time, he invented Self-Assessment.
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    A Joke

    White Dee.....Black Dee.. Jack Dee.the only one worth mentioning is Simon Dee aka Cyril Henty Dodd,so who gives a toss about the others? But wait a minute .is White Dee the slag who was sacked by Birmingham City Council for stealing £13,000 and now has an agent and will probably walk away with £100.000 for being on a TV show? There are times when you ask yourself "Who the fuck decides these things? You couldn't make it up! And they say "Crime doesn't pay"
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    Sir Cliff Richard

    Cliff has hired well-known showbiz solicitor Ian Burton to help to get rid of all these scurrilious allegations. Burton has defended Harry Redknapp, Max Clifford, Kieron Fallon, Nigella Lawson, Amy Winehouse and Al-Fayed..............so mixed success then.
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    Hollywood Possibilities

    Under the heading of Hollywood possibilities, and not actual deaths, I've been on a trip down Memory Lane and have come up with these possibles for consideration Kim Novak 83............Angela Lansbury 88.........Gina Lollobrigida 87............Mamie Van Doren 83..........Dorothy Malone 89... Sophia Loren 79. In most cases, a pleasant trip down Memory Lane
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    A Joke

    Has that joke not just been voted as the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Festival? It is in most of today's papers. Here's another old one..............Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "paedophile" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary
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