Chopped Liver

Piss off Garn. There was me thinking I could make a late comeback. Perhaps I'll just murder Jean Erdman and Mary Wilson.

Was thinking Bao Xishun might go soon. Currently 65/66 (exact date of birth unknown) and 7'10. Unusual for someone his height to live so long.

I greeted the mailman naked yesterday. He was surprised. Not because I was naked, but more because I knew he lived.

Bit of a nasty cough you got there mate, want some Benylin? (yeah you're right)

A pre-op tranny? You mean a man then?

Good to clear that up. I've had a lot of people telling me that I can't post anything related to someone unless it's in their thread, and it was a bit of an autopilot response.

Not really an update to be fair. Just an observation.

You know, having seen the death of Neil Fingleton, I've noticed that most people who are notably very tall (like over 7 ft 4 inches) tend to live rather short (excuse the pun) lives. Maybe I should have more than just Sultan Kosen on my list next year?

I never give money to homeless people for 2 reasons. 1. They need money for drugs. 2. I need money for drugs.

If this is a shot at the fact that I haven't posted it in his thread, then you can go fuck yourself, good sir. I'm posting it here because someone's mentioned him. If not, then mmkay

Perhaps this might mean Richard O'Sullivan's on the way out then?

Upon thinking about it, Roger Bannister's still alive at 87, and has had Parkinsons for 5 years. Might be a good pick in a few years if he's still around?

Bollocks. Should've put him in play. He's not a hit for me.

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Please change your interests in your profile. I find them rather distasteful.

Oh you dickhead, stealing my pick. Leah Bracknell, I'll say this time.

Found a few Christopher Chubasco Wilkins, scrabble score 52, executed age 48 in February 2017 Alec Devon Kreider, scrabble score 27, executed age 25 in January 2017 Joe McKnight (footballer), scrabble score 30, died aged 28 in December 2016 Brittany CoxXx (obviously not her real name), scrabble score 41, died aged 38 in December 2016 Remigijus Morkevičius (kickboxer), scrabble score 41, died aged 34 in December 2016. Uzama Douglas (footballer), scrabble score 25, died aged 18 in December 2016.

Thought you were saying he'd died, nearly had a heart attack there

No, it was Phil MaCrackin. I personally thought it was Barry McCockinner?

You've already upset people at the Daily Retard and the Scum newspapers. You better hope the Egyptian press don't put a fatwa on your arse. ;-) I thought everyone'd forgot about that.. ah well, let's hope I'm not kidnapped when I try go on holidays then

My guess this time is Mubarak again.

Ooh. Here's one I just found now. Eberhard Van Der Laan, 61, mayor of Amsterdam. Diagnosed with metastatic lung cancer, says it's spread and there's not much to be optimistic about. He's had prostate cancer in the past and has been a very heavy smoker for years. Might be a good pick for someone? (Link)

I'll say Steve Hewlett.

Cheers, Shaun. Can I make my pick for the next round now?

It's the typical English Speaking Country rule. I'm sure Al-Khilaiwi got obits in Arabic speaking countries...