WilliamGStewart

So the answer to my "magic code" question is basically yes then. Both of those buttons basically take you to the same page. Why should one have the basic functions, but the other doesn't? You guys having to come up and tell me "no, luv you have to do it like this not like that" is like something out of a dilapidated rural post office not a "21st century" exciting internet forum. The people who did the programming, and anyone who thinks it's my fault and not theirs, should be thrown onto hot coals (and not to "teach them a lesson", but because the tigers they are gonna get eaten by prefer cooked meat)

No I faked my death cause I no longer wanted to be associated with that annoying Swedish bint Topswig or whatever. I'm in Bangkok, the whores here are really something.

No, clearly I can't see that box, and also it usually tells me I'm the only user online. I suppose it's my fault somehow for not knowing the magic code I have to type in to get basic functionality?

A very sound idea, the "committee" have totally lost the plot if they don't include him next year. If nothing else, he might even revive Punch again and try to use it to get back at us.

And they can always rely on the unwitting backup of those who fail to understand the complaint.

I see the latest "upgrade" removed the ability to include those amusing taglines or sub-titles from the threads. The horrendous nerds who run the internet want everything to be as humorless and personality-free as they are.

He's obviously feeling as guilty as anyone else would about watching Tipping Point.

I'm sure "south park" are already working on it

What do you want Trump to do? Kim Jong is a madman, his country has been starving its population for 70 years, seemingly so that it can one day achieve this kind of destructive power. Erm, which if you think about it is kind of like a much scarier version of how your gran eats nothing but Tesco-value beans so she can afford brandy. Anyway, how come it isn't the UN's fault, sir, for not dealing with him before he could get hold of 'em? How come it's not Obama's fault? These "blame Trump" people stink worse than your gran's house after said bean-eating.

Maybe I'm just imagining things but I could have sworn he did a song about amphetamines once

Oh well at least it removes the impurities.

No, I think it's the grape juice that comes with it that does that

I hope the turd you dropped wasn't as forced as that joke.

My hair fell out when I saw your post count.

For gods sake calm down, it's only some white-haired old fart.

I don't think the old bugger would have gone with Zsa Zsa, what with her being Jewish. You know how they feel about mixing bloodlines, that leads to "car crash" relationships!

It just shows you, drugs don't work. Perhaps they need more general knowledge quizzes in Canada to keep the kids occupied?

If John Prescott and Gazza had a son...

Nancy was another one of the many fab lasses who made the 80s so good to live through Let's face it though she can't really compete with the #1 in our hearts:

The Republicans wanted someone sane, but Trump has thrown Goldwater all over that idea! Geddit?

My mum's like Sid James. Long in the ground you daft sod! This is what happens when you offend the Beatles mafia I guess, ooh they're an ugly lot

I think it's fair to say if we'd had a question on my show that went "Who was the 5th Beatle" it would be an even more open answer than "which is the most overrated Coen Bros. flick" I mean christ all you have to do is have a shit bowl-haircut to be called that. I'd rather drink Yesterday's coffee than listen to those dreary Scouse berks again thank you!

^^ You'll never again fall for that trick question about which monarch was the last to be communicated by the Pope? Anyway, you know what I like - taking a jolly good dump. Right guys?

Cripes. He looks like the Birdman of Hamlet or something, sitting there in that castle. Oh well, still more chance of him seeing out 2016 than Britain's EU membership if you ask me!

If only Catherine the Great had got round to making one of these.