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Leslie Phillips for me. I’ve been going for McCain for a while and it isn’t working

I’m going early as I’m not around for a couple of days, but I won’t take advantage of this fact and pick Bush! 1) Leah Bracknell 2) John McCain 3) Chris Rea 4) LesliePhillips 5) Stefan Karl Steffansson

Forgive the typo. I obviously meant Irvine Welsh!

I suggest you get your hands on ‘Ecstasy’ by Irvine Walsh. Written some years ago before the Saville story broke, there is short story in there whichhas some uncanny parallels with what he got up to.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43853755

A couple of work colleagues were on it just after it started out. One of them was a demented loon so dashing around the aisles like some kind of nut-job seemed to suit him. I still see this bloke in Tesco sometimes and I quickly leave if I know he’s got a trolley in his hands as he shops in the same manner as his appearance n Supermarket Sweep.

Had chips again last night so going for McCain

Bobby George interviewed about Bristow saying that he lived on “fags, booze and vindaloos”. He warned Bristow that this might kill him one day. Sage words from Bobby ( I’d be shitting myself if I were him and looked in the mirror, however)

I remember watching Jocky Wilson play. As time went on he’d shake more and more whilst sweating profusely. Not sure that was nerves, the lighting or alcohol withdrawal. Leighton Rees was another one of darting’s great sweaters!

Bloody hell. I had other dart players higher up the list Of possibilities. Bobby George looks like shite!

The World just got a better place. Hope she rots.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-43614408 Looks like the build quality of this space station was in keeping with all the other shit that China produces and exports to the West.

Men Michael Schumacher Val Kilmer Kirk Douglas Women Olivia Newton John Cleo Laine Jill Gascoine

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-43557446 From the BBC. The NIMBYs in the Home Counties will be happy!

Ray Wilkins is one of many ex-footballers who have had drink problems.

The BBC report... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43600854

Here are my April picks Jimmy Carter Kirk Douglas John McCain Jill Gascoine Lord Carrington

Bandwidth. This seems to be word of the week at work. “We don’t have the bandwidth”. I just wish people would speak English and say ‘time’ instead. What utter bollocks.

Have you met Sarah? she’s a paid escort.

Yesterday I attended the NPL fixture between Hednesford and Marine, I’ve been going to Hednesford games since 1978 and yesterday I chalked up a ‘first’ after all these years. On driving towards the ground, with about half a mile to go, the Marine team bus had evidently caught fire and Staffordshire Fire and Rescue were still dousing it. obviously the Hednesford ultras had gone a bit far in’unsettling’ the opposition on their journey to the ground. The Marine players, paying homage to Cloughie, walked the last bit of the journey to the ground, It worked as won 3-2!

there is an ad currently running on TV for a beer (don't know which one as I leave the room when it comes on) and the actors are dressed as medieval characters. The one phrase that Is repeated constantly is ' dilly dilly' . what the bloody hell is all that about? Sounds like somebody made it up, but it has no meaning or context (unless I'm missing something) so can I add 'dilly ' to the list of annoying words? it's a shit advert and if anything I'll avoid the beer (once I found out its name).

I used to work withablokeyears agowho was a big fan. The name became anglicised into Amateur Butcher.’ I wouldn’t let someone with a name like that anywhere near my meat’, was often quoted in our office Probably couldn’t get away with it these days

Redditch is a bit of a bastard for going round and round in circles. Years ago I was going to watch a footie match there with my dad. We could see the ground in the distance ( the floodlights gave it away). Could we find a road that got us there? Could we bollocks. After45minutes of driving around looking at the ground from different vantage points we ditched the car and trudged across fields and through housing estates to arrive twenty minutes after kick off..

..or at best your employer will be transferring his little problem for somebody else to look after.

‘Paradigm ‘. At my workplace around ten years ago we recruited a bloke who had a military background ( officer material apparently). Quite quickly he rose through the ranks on the back of spouting bullshit, making brave but ultimately dodgy decisions and an uncanny knack of being able to shift blame. In management meetings one of his favourite words was paradigm and it pissed me off as he as clearly from the ‘fur coat and no knickers’ brigade. Anyway after ten years and rising to position of COO our company finally saw through the bollocks sufficiently to fuck him off. I will always associate this word with this disingenuous individual.