Caisson

He's Scottish. And a former footballer / 80s TV presenter. Hint: don't feed the troll.Indeed his mother wants him out of the basement.Don't feed the troll... How many bridges have basements? In olden times bridges often did have cells built into them at river level. They were called oubliettes. Sounds like something you have on toast...

He's Scottish. And a former footballer / 80s TV presenter. Hint: don't feed the troll.Indeed his mother wants him out of the basement.Don't feed the troll... How many bridges have basements?

I love the smell of cordite.

Who the hell is "Ian Street John"? Someone needs to tell the committee not all "East Landaaan" gangsters are as famous as the krays...

It makes sense he would outlive her since he only moves one square at a time but she must be knackered from always being sent all over the freaking place

But never brushing them

Is there some kind of law in Canada that says you have to name your kids Gord or Gordie?

When she wants Philip to fuck her does she say "Do one"?

BBC Porn ? That is something so disturbing I can't even comprehend. I should imagine their idea of dirty talk and foreplay starts with ' the BBC understands.....' And ends with 'insufficient to meet current demands'. He was talking about a genre called "bargain black cunt".

What is the most important duty of a Portuguese PM anyway..... making sure the airport lounges don't run out of sherry?

Me too but I didn't realise how much I did until the rise of the Great British Snooze-off

Lets hope so.I hope Peter Sutcliffe Ian Brady Peter Tobin Ian Huntley and Steve Wright follow Mansons lead. Got an issue with DJs as well? Well there have been a fair few had their past misdeeds catch up with them the past few years I suppose In the unlikely event this wasn't a joke he means the lorry driving prostitute murderer in Suffolk a few years ago. But which one is worse

That's no fun, makes sex a big no-no doesn't it?

I like themaninblack's avatar. Seems like Beatles fans are second only to Bill Hicks fans in their taste for pics that make their heroes look like child molesters..

That's also probably going to mean the rapid intensifying of the death spirals of most of the malls those were anchor stores in, too. In other news, KMart is closing 10 stores including the original one in Garden City, MI, and the Plymouth, MI location where Sir Creep worked for about four months when he was 20 or so. Furthermore, it is part of a 150-store closing that Sears/KMart are doing early 2017! So much for retail in Murica. I'll have to buy everything at the dollar store. SirC http://www.freep.com/story/money/business/2017/01/04/michigan-kmart-sears-store-closing/96172514/ Their problem is that it's so much more convenient to order something from Amazon then send it back 3-4 more times at your own packing expense until you get the right size With regards to some high street stores over here that would still be cheaper. Yeah and then 9 months later you're well-dressed enough to leave the house How the hell that "unabomber" guy somehow thought he had a point or something, I have no fucking clue.

That's also probably going to mean the rapid intensifying of the death spirals of most of the malls those were anchor stores in, too. In other news, KMart is closing 10 stores including the original one in Garden City, MI, and the Plymouth, MI location where Sir Creep worked for about four months when he was 20 or so. Furthermore, it is part of a 150-store closing that Sears/KMart are doing early 2017! So much for retail in Murica. I'll have to buy everything at the dollar store. SirC http://www.freep.com/story/money/business/2017/01/04/michigan-kmart-sears-store-closing/96172514/ Their problem is that it's so much more convenient to order something from Amazon then send it back 3-4 more times at your own packing expense until you get the right size

So how much does it add up to

The fucks that guy's problem except the one I mentioned I came here to chill I might as well change my avatar to one of a guy trying to dodge napalm (even tho I won and he finally shut up, still)

Please don't assume that you are so important that I or anybody else here considers you important enough to 'start a war' with. 17 posts and you are swanning around like you are somesort of fucking warrior. You have come to the wrong place. "I'm not starting a war!" says the guy who makes sure to make a comeback every time. Where in the rules does it say no swanning?

Wow cool. Really, I didn't know there were any shires in Cambodia but I suppose it is a leafy place. Stop starting pointless wars you wont win buddy, the Americans have spent years trying to teach us that

You have gone soft. Still bigger than yours when hard tho? Currently I dont really have anything against you the car thing was just a gag but I will if you keep insisting on feeding me one-size-fits-none mail-order comebacks like that.

That was the saddest demonstration of the law of retaliation since BBC commissioned Fame Academy.

Edited for how many inches each one added to your dick

The fact that someone somewhere in Britain is not too busy either working at or sleeping off the effect of a zero hours minimum wage job, is very angering to this young man.

Arent you a bit old to have *that* avatar? And up at this bonkers hour too tough guy. Go stick your stupid furry peperrami avatar down your "keks" (that English enough for you)