Six

I am living a healthy lifestyle and should keep up the good work. I got 5 stars on this test and was told I should live well into my 80's at least. Interesting, as I'm 32 now and feel about 60. How will I feel at 80?? Maybe I'd be better off dead??

I have re-read it several times as I hate not getting jokes, whether they're funny or not. The best I can manage is that AJ gets annoyed because he can't go & see the dealer with the others, tells Chris to f**k Jay (the dealer) and storms out with out scoring. Then: - My whole potential understanding of this joke relies on ass being slang for crack. Am I even close?? Oh dear. I decided to check this thread as I needed a laugh.... my head hurts now. The joke makes no sense to me either, but TLC's guess at it's punchline makes some sense, so thanks again TLC! I'm going to pull my fingernails out now, it should be less painful than this thread!!

Thank you TLC! I had not actually noticed, but now I feel all proud and tingly!!

I'm an Expatriate too: 15% Brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant and 14% blindly patriotic. ' Conclusion, born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.' On the humour front, I'm a 'Ham' (?) 42% dark, 50% spontaneous and 31% vulgar. Clean, spontaneous and light. Ahhhh, sounds just like me.

Happy birthday, T4H, I hope you clippity-clop all the way to the local bar or pub and buy yourself a nice big drink on me!

If it were a matter of life or death, then I would be the first to tuck in to a bit of somebody, but as a general rule, I try not to eat people. I don't eat a lot of meat anyway as I am a hugely fussy eater and don't like the taste of it. Although, I do love a bacon sandwich every now and then. The smell of bacon frying, especially when you're hungry, is amazing!

Have a read of this.

I met the 80's band Modern Romance, and Rod Hull & Emu and Tommy Boyd (?) when I was an audience member on The Saturday Show, about a million years ago. Impressed? How about this then, I met the rock bands Cinderella and Slaughter when my sister won back stage passes. Impressed yet?? Ok, I met Dan Reed of Dan Reed Network, David Bryan of Bon Jovi and I once saw Ruth Maddox in an Athena store. That's about it I'm afraid. I've got an uncle called James Bond though.

Hilary just can't master the 'show-all-of-your-teeth' smile, but she consoles herself with the fact that she is absolutely beautiful whenever she's seen with Cherie.

Even dog???

Hey there Six, it's you and me for a boogie to Dancing Queen! Can you bring those dancing bananas to the dance floor too, Cap'n Oates, they're way cool!!

I know I'm a bit late on this one, but I just read the thread and wanted everyone to know my claim to fame. I kicked Jasper Carrot in the head. (Unfortunately, it was an accident. Had I known his head would be coming into contact with my foot, I would definitely have kicked much harder.) I was sitting on a wall in the centre of Birmingham waiting for the Christmas lights to be switched on or something. I was swinging my legs and then BAM! He didn't say anything though. Good job really. The man bores me to death. ( For those of you who do not know of Jasper Carrot; keep it that way!!!!)

( I hate nitpickers... but I really can't help myself. You see, I'm a sad and miserable individual, I have no fun in my life, except the DL- obviously, and so I concentrate too much on the little details. I really am sorry...) ...it's The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie.

My theme song is Dancing Queen by Abba, according to this I've actually always enjoyed dancing to that, it's the tambourine that does it for me!!

George Bush.

Honey I Shrunk The Queen.

You could pass time reading this...

What a strange coincidence. I'm a level 10 Toe-Wiggler, but haven't yet mastered the Syncronised Handwaving. Oh, my old head-master died last week. No links, but really dead, I promise.

Happy birthday to you, ie+! I hope you have a great day and get completely plastered as a part of your celebrations. ( Always works for me. )

I read The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie a few years ago. Didn't thrill me to bits, but was an ok read. I'm saddened by Muriel Spark's death. ( She was on my list for 2007. )

I tried to do the test but it gave up on me part way through! (What does that say about me, I wonder???) I'll try again later. It was quite interesting and strangely calming.

Wow, Emperor Norton I, you have quite a history. I bow to you oh great one.

the murderers should have taken the body with them, because without Proof the police wouldn't be able to arrest anyone.

Well, I really don't believe in anything... before or after death. I don't believe in ghosts, spirits ( except the alcoholic kind ) mediums or even smalls or larges!! I think that when you die, you're gone. You cease to exist in any form other than in the memory of those who knew you. On to less intense things.... funerals!!! In my own funeral, as the mourners sit quietly waiting for the service to begin, my chosen music will blast from very loud speakers. The music would, obviously, be Ding Dong The Witch is Dead, from the Wizard of Oz. Any suggestions for your own funerals???

My pig was very detailed with a long curly tail. Interesting results. Good call scsibear! Why not try some absolutely terrible book-tests. I began a couple but my brain began to dribble out of my ears due to being utterly bored stupid. I shouldn't realy give the link for it because the tests are soooo poor. But what the hell... here.