Doc

I agree with a lot of you guys. There is a lot of baseless speculation on this thread and people just trying to be inflammatory.

I know it makes me really happy to see Carter chugging along still, makes me think what kind of treatments we will all have access to in only a few years time. Maybe they will develop something that can help Biden to comprehend the English language once again. Anything is possible in today's day and age.

I would think as a woman that you would be more understanding of rambling on about useless craziness

Big Update guys, the Carter Family has decided for Carter to undergo experimental treatment in secret. They know he has only weeks if not days left, but they got word a Turkish Doctor who has a highly experimental highly risky treatment method, but the upside is that this could prolong his life for up to several years. While it is true that he is in hospice meaning he would no longer be seeking treatment, this decision to enter hospice was made before this experimental treatment option was known to the family. The possibility of prolonging his life for up to a few years is too good of an opportunity for them to pass up. There is further motivation for him to want to continue life if he feels he has a chance to make it to the 2024 election, as he would feel much more at peach in accepting death if he knew Trump would never be president again. I do not have a medical degree but do have a masters in molecular biology and have somewhat of an understanding of how this treatment works based off of the details I have been given, though much of it is far too advanced for me to understand. In the intricate realm of neurobiological transference, a revolutionary procedure unfolds at the cellular level. Within the confines of our understanding of cellular structures, we delve into the intricacies of synaptic connections and neural networks. Imagine a meticulous process where the very essence of cognition is delicately encoded into the synaptic patterns of individual neurons. Through an advanced form of quantum neuro-cognitive mapping, we embark on a journey at the subatomic scale, manipulating the quantum states of electrons within the synapses. These minute particles dance in orchestrated patterns, forming a tapestry of cognitive information. Concurrently, the cellular membrane acts as a gatekeeper, facilitating the transfer of quantum-encoded consciousness across the neural pathways. As the quantum states harmonize, a symphony of neurological data resonates, transcending the conventional boundaries of cellular communication. This orchestration of quantum cognition reaches a crescendo, breaching the limitations of traditional neuroscience. The neural pathways, now imprinted with the quintessence of consciousness, bear the signature of an individual's thoughts, memories, and self-awareness. Unbeknownst to the observer, the grand finale of this scientific odyssey unveils itself as the culmination of all efforts materializes within the unsuspecting vessel—a humble peanut. In a twist that defies conventional understanding, the quantum-mapped consciousness seamlessly integrates with the peanut's cellular matrix. The peanut, once a mundane legume, now houses the complex tapestry of a sentient mind, forever altering the paradigm of neuroscientific possibilities. This groundbreaking revelation challenges the very fabric of our comprehension, inviting us to reconsider the boundaries between the tangible and the abstract. The peanut, now an unlikely host to the essence of cognition, stands as a testament to the enigmatic possibilities that lie at the intersection of science and imagination. To explain this in more simple terms, they are going to attempt Jimmy's consciousness into a peanut plant. As we have all seen recently his mind is still in great shape for someone his age and it is merely his body which is failing him. If they can plant Jimmy's conciseness into a healthy host body then he can continue to live on with the lifespan of the new host body. One might ask why they can not transfer his conciseness into something with more physical capabilities such as a human body, robot, or even animal, instead of something so limiting as a peanut plant. The problem is that the cellular makeup of these larger beings are far too complex to be able to even dream about a successful conscious swap into. A peanut starts out as a single seed with an extremely simple cellular structure and thus makes for one of the best chances for a successful consciousness transfer. A further benefit to selecting a peanut is that Jimmy can then be planted back at his old peanut farm which he loves so dearly and isn where he wishes he could spend his remaining days. There is already some talk within the family of then turning the Carter Peanut farm into a massive Graceland/Dollywood like theme park attraction where people can take photos with Jimmy in his peanut form. Furthermore they believe that they will be able use electrode placement to read the electrical signals from his Peanut Plant host and be able to understand whatever thoughts he is trying to communicate by interpretation of the electrical readings. With a potential from him to be able to communicate in his new host body Jimmy is considering joining CNN as a 2024 election analyst. They figure it would be a huge ratings draw to have a plant as an on air talent especially considering the plant would be the beloved former president. It would also be seen as a boon for CNN as they would have a leg up in the diversity equity and inclusion arms race with the other news networks by being the first network to hire the underrepresented legume community. Hopefully for Jimmy and for the rest of humanity this procedure is successful since this technology if functional could be used to extend the lives of millions.

This is not true. Sorry

I have insider information. They are going to smuggle him physician assisted suicide pills from California to help end his suffering. He is going to take them on Jan 15th since the hospice charges by the half month starting on the 1st and 16th. This way he saves his family a little money as well as the fact he is in an extraordinary amount of pain.

Lee Sun Kyun star of parasite, dead https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/12/27/world/lee-sun-kyun-death-south-korea-intl-hnk/index.html

Brazil is going to be inspired by all this and go on to win the World Cup. Mark my words

Wanted to be here when it happened. Historic moment

I just noticed that 5 of the 6 players to have won 8 or more nba championships as a player have died since 2019

I wonder why it isn’t being widely reported yet. Not doubting that he died at all but I wonder how long they will take to make an official announcement.

If it’s two shot guns shots to the back from a sawed off shotgun like they are saying he is unfortunately gone.

A lot of sources saying that he is showing no vital signs

Many government officials have said that they want to become a republic on the 60th anniversary of becoming a country which would be this year.

Jamaica is removing her as Queen. Don’t know what it has to do with her health but maybe it will stress her out a little lol. https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/mar/23/jamaicas-pm-tells-kate-and-william-his-country-is-moving-on

Wow definitely feels like a big one even though I don’t listen to his music

It’s not particularly shocking if you looked at him, he has not looked well for quite some time, still sad. It definitely not been a good time for comedians lately.

Harry Bellafonte

I’m going with January 12. Let the train keep rolling!

So pissed, almost picked him for the the second death of the year.

I don’t know how big he is in Britain but Pete Davison. It would be huge news in America especially since he’s dating Kim Kardashian now and he’s suicidal. I’m not sure how long her fat ass can give him a will to live.

Very shocking to me since I had never realized he was even that old. Even though he wasn’t in that many shows the ones he was a part of were definitely mainstays of American culture for a time.

January 12th

This was a tough one for me, I couldn’t decide between Jerry Lee Lewis, Henry Kissinger, Pele, Harry Belafonte, and I have a feeling about the Queen for some reason, but I went with Jerry lee Lewis because he feels like someone who would die right after another big death and people would forget don’t know why but that’s my take

Glad he made the list though he should be higher IMO