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also what makes the joke better/worst is that the man completely selfish as he is concerned about him getting back and shows no remorse

I hope he has a donor card Ozzy Osbourne's liver anyone

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “Evolution.”

something under 1%

by the looks of it you are doing something more than just having a bath

I am about half way now

a shame his name was not Dick/Richard

I think it would be more appropriate to have Mark Hamill V the others as if one of the others lives longer than Hamill the others win

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

unpleasant way to go https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/police-release-identify-of-woman-mauled-to-death-by-sausage-dogs/news-story/abc5616979dfa8e91868aaeb5a9a58d2

multiculturalism is taking an interesting new turn

"killer among them" hardly seems relevant in the given situation

I have started reading bottle imp you may like Revival by Stephen King it is somewhat similar

emergency toilet paper

Just been to get a loaf of bread at a cost of £1.03p and gave the grumpy looking girl at the till a £20 note. She said "have you got anything smaller as that would take all my change." I said "no sorry but I can pay on card if that helps?" She sarcastically said " of course it would help" So as a presented my card she said "Cash back?" I said "Yes please!" "How much?" She asked I said "£18.97"

who would be the best/perfect match for the person in the picture post a new one once old one is spent

the asteroid looks a bit like a mammal a badger or something

different concepts

end of the day we are all alone but we forget it when we are surrounded by others and perhaps even not mind if we can relate to others

the magic word "cunto" as said lacks imagination but hey if something works why change it

you are not thinking imaginatively this can be quite cynical