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"I always knew it would be okay if I arrived some place and was greeted by one of you" - a bit sinister under the circumstances...

One day? Oh...

Oddly I think a SCOTUS vacancy opening up would probably help Trump, to an extent that it's not impossible the GOP would conveniently 'fail' to confirm a nominee. With a Justice on the line the pitch to conservative Christians becomes - hold your nose, vote for me, and Roe v Wade gets overturned. My evidence is that that was the pitch in 2016 too: https://www.cnbc.com/2016/10/19/trump-ill-appoint-supreme-court-justices-to-overturn-roe-v-wade-abortion-case.html .

The band's three pre-Autobahn albums have never been issued on CD and go pretty much unacknowledged. They aren't much like the A-material - apparently the second one doesn't have any synths on. Kraftwerk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4b0-juTiQ8 Kraftwerk 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41CFmUZsBr4 Ralf und Florian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMdd1B9Q1wg

That's not unusual for his children.

He's had enough of being PM, it's boring and he can't fuck around any more. So he's faking his own death. "The funeral will be closed-casket with no cameras and take place on Cayo Espanto."

Jesus, have some thought, I just ate.

?? Literal Nobel Prize winner Toni Morrison not famous enough for you?

Cliff Richard to release a tribute single, "We Don't Tork Anymore".

Could have been a scheduled tweet. (I'm kidding ffs)

I'd be quite happy with someone bringing a pillow to the White House now and causing his funeral.

Surely there's a decent chance Gorby will outlive him.

Pegging in office sounds more like Bill's thing.

The confusion came because the journalists asked "Is she the oldest?" and they responded "There's nun older".

Well, at least he wasn't in any pain.

Does Asia Bibi count as a 'terrorist target'? She is surely at considerable risk of being killed (albeit that risk would go away very quickly if she is, as she should be, given asylum, and it's more of a risk for the remainder of 2018 rather than into 2019) and would definitely obit here.

Has anyone said "bury the Hatchet" yet?

He's Alberto Fujimori's childhood hero.

I'm very glad to see his passing being marked (there was an article on Variety too). Him and many others like him may not be household names but very influential through their work and deserve the notice.

She certainly can't be that ill: https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/30/serial-killer-rose-west-wins-prison-bake-off-with-victoria-sponge-cake-7991940/

Jim Morrison. Whitney Houston. Charles Aznavour.

??? Front page of BBC News website, at least two newspaper front pages as well unless Ant and Dec get killed by a reanimated stegosaurus wearing a bra on the same day.

Do you think as they were hauling him out on the stretcher they were saying "Tomy" "To you"

She does it and gets in the news, I do it and no one gives a shiny fuck. No justice.