Doornail

Manna to heaven?

Raindrops keep falling on my head / Just like the guy the birds on telly claimed was dead / ...

Yeah, and the BBC website is... oh.

It's covered in scaffolding at the moment. There's not much to photograph.

Commemorating the sad news by having a coffee and a naan.

A wreath fa' Franklin.

They distinguish him from CR7 using "Brazilian Ronaldo" rather than the correct term, "Fat Ronaldo".

Glad to hear DJ Casper's health isn't on the slide.

Pretty sure pissing on them would have been less respectful.

American Pastoral is a good book in the costume of a much longer, much less interesting book. Anyway RIP

Israel's winning entrant 20 years ago was a trans woman. Parts of the country (especially Tel Aviv) are a lot more LGBT-friendly than you might think.

Thatcher's ghost on a killing spree?

Wiped out. (Yeah, I know, originally by The Surfaris, but they covered it so give a guy a break.)

Did 'e?

Took me a moment to realise they weren't mixing her up with Toni Morrison...

The director of Clerks, Chasing Amy and Dogma is not going to die without appearing on the BBC News front page.

'the area' presumably being 'Sheffield'.

Life-threatening splinter. No way can a man stand trial with a spelk like that.

I'm on the street where you're dead.

Ah, so that's what Stevie Wonder was talking about.

I had tickets for the Palladium. Arse.

He has no plans to die.