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    So, How's Your 2024 Shortlist Looking?

    Constantly in limbo whether to include media whores Linda Nolan and Shannen Doherty. Both have had a spread to the brain this year but I'm forever having trouble in believing they're close to the end. James Whale can be included in this too. On paper they should have a high chance of dying next year, but because of their obsession with generating the 'poor me' articles makes me reluctant to include them. Points galore if they're a hit, but are they worth the deadspace in the team if they carry on to 2025? That's the million dollar question, I think there's a lot of red herring picks this year. Bar the cancer attention whores I doubt I've got any uniques this year, I did think I had a couple until some blabbermouth posted the names all over this fucking site! However I am hopefully for a bigger body count for my main team in 2024.
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    Centenarians Deadpool 2024

    An abysmal 2 hits this year for me. What IS keeping these people alive? Lloyd Geering Elizabeth Kelly James Clayton Flowers Arnold Yarrow June Spencer Song Ping James C. Floyd Philippe de Gaulle Marita Camacho Quirós Princess Mikasa Caren Marsh Doll Jacqueline White Janis Paige Brenda Milner Patrick Duffy Subs: William H. Webster Glynis Johns
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Multiple users have offered to help chip in to improve DL servers but it goes ignored by the not arsed admins. It's becoming such a drag now that I unfortunately click 'mark as read' more often than just diego/The Old Cunt posts. It's slow more often than not. Really becoming a chore to navigate the forum. Edit: seems like measures have been taken to temporarily fix the issue. Must check extra curricular more!
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    Most Significant Deaths of 2023 by Month

    January - Ronald Blythe February - Stella Stevens March - Mystic Meg April - Paul Cattermole May - Superstar Billy Graham June - Teresa Taylor July - Angus Cloud August - DJ Casper September - Steve Hartwell October - Dick Butkus November - Dean Sullivan December - Sophie Anderson
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    Winter Olympic Deaths

    One of the best decisions I've made.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2023

    BBC for Ryan O'Neal - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-67667166
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    Considering you've been set up camp in this thread for months, what exactly are you going to do on this forum when he finally croaks? You've been a strange and interesting character to observe.
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    Lara Roxx

    She was a LGBT icon and will be sorely missed. Everyone should wear black tomorrow and campaign for Driving for Dick to get Christmas #1.
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    Meghan Markle

    I'm surprised that you've been able to out-shitpost diego for a number of weeks. Welcome to my blocked list!
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    230 Guests Online Right Now

    Do y'all need us to crowdfund you some better servers? The last 48 or so hours have been a real slog. It's only becoming more and more frequent.
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    Twisted DL 2023-2024

    I'll plump for Noam Chomsky next.
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    The Joker's Dead Pool 2023

    Hen Kiss receiving the Academy of Achievement’s Gold Medal presented by James Watson during the 2002 International Achievement Summit held in Dublin, Ireland.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2023

    Guardian QO for Sternhagen: https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/nov/29/frances-sternhagen-dead-sex-the-city
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2024

    I've kept an eye on Dario G since the news earlier this year and he will remain a pick that I'll be umming and arring over until NYE. I guess he would be a safer pick than the likes of Kate Keltie, Eric Lamaze and Randy Jackson that all bizarrely made my main DDP team this year. Can't wait to scrub those stains off for 2024.
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    5. Pope Francis

    I don't think you out of all people should be bringing up mental illness.
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    5. Pope Francis

    As I said, it's not because you 'don't like this pope.' Suggesting Hollywood should make a biopic of Queen Elizabeth but make her black and lesbian. Saying COVID vaccines are to play after a problematic pornstar killed himself. Announcing a death without mentioning the fucking name of the person. Hoping a lung infection gets worse in the head of the Catholic Church. That's all I'm arsed to uncover right now. Your posts would be received more positively in a forum that is fuller with room temperature IQ members. Check out Facebook.
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    5. Pope Francis

    I think it's mostly because you've been a valueless poster here since you signed up. It's not just this one strange post.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    While it's all well and lovely that you annually log in to be the forum's Social Media Manager for a day every year, but there's absolutely no chance the admin you mentioned is capable of downloading an app, nevermind running a TikTok account. The people that run this site are old and haven't mentally reached the millennium yet. Your suggestions won't be going very far.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Allow me to be the first to deliver your facepalm this year! See you in 2024 for more of the same.
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    Hospitalised!

    Wrong, yes. Should it garner sympathy? Of course not. That's exactly what gammony white men people are trying to do when they make out he's a martyr of injustice. *exits thread to skim through 6394 of the irrelevant obits Old Crem has decided to harass us with today*
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    Hospitalised!

    I see the members with terminal brainrot (mostly deadboy999, who hasn't made a smart contribution to this site in his life) are getting a frothy cock at the thought of entering a debate about Derek Chauvin. Christ. A murderer got stabbed in prison and you're finding a way to soften his actions that lead him to be there. Just because his victim had a criminal record doesn't make him any less of a murdering shithead, that killed someone on a busy street in broad daylight if you need reminding. Hopefully more shanking to come!
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    The deaD of 2023

    That's nice. What's his name?
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    Lara Roxx

    There’s videos on his twitter of him fishing his shit out of a toilet with his bare hands and proceeding to break it apart, if that tickles your fancy. What a legacy he leaves behind.
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    Who Should Be On The 2024 Deathlist

    You fuckers will take any thread and make it about US politics. Why can't you be normal and suggest some random 90 year-old?
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    Internet Celebrities

    The Internet Celebrities thread exists.
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