The Great Cornholio

Does anyone know just how many WWII vets are left in the UK?

Y'know what? At least he is the guinea pig to his own experiment. xD

Why did the guitar teacher get fired? He had his finger in a minor.

I don't believe that. It would be too hard to assume your mother's identity moments after she died. Like surely people would've been able to notice the transition.

Sesame Street colouring book gone wrong xD

I heard it from my Dad, not sure whether he made it up or he heard it from someone else. Either way I found it quite funny.

She is determined to live to at least 120, which I think is brilliant. Finally a bit of competition amongst the super-centenarians where beforehand they're usually like 'oh I don't care'. I'd love to see someone else hit the 120s. Even better if she manages to beat Jeanne Calment's record of 122, even though that is very wishful thinking. Would just be nice to witness the oldest person ever in my lifetime.

When is the best time to break up with your significant other during the lockdown? Thursday at 8pm. That way while you're throwing their stuff on the driveway the entire neighbourhood comes outside clapping. xD

Monday: 115

Writer and former Deathlist favourite, Herman Wouk, was checked off the death list a year ago today.

Ffs xD Why am I reading this quote in his voice?

Before you ask, no this is not a dirty piece of card. This is a picture of my great x3 grandfather. This was taken in the 1890s (not sure which year exactly). I don't know a lot about him but he was said to have been a poultry merchant. He was my mum's dad's dad's mum's dad. (The picture of my great x4 grandmother that I posted earlier was his mother). As you can tell I was not the first person to handle this photograph, my great grandfather was really careless with everything he owned.

From what I was told, MK was a nice place when my parents moved there in ''92. Apparently it got shit a few years after when all the chavs came in. But yeah things got forgotten about and eventually became a shithole. Not to mention that all of our MPs have been relatively shit - including the Tory snob we have in charge rn. I wrote him a letter once when I was in my mid teens about animals being banned in circuses and how we should go through with making it a thing of the past (due to the abuse the animals had to endure). His response was basically 'Noted and I'll think about it' so yeah I don't rate MK but I've defo lived in much worse places. Try Jamestown Rd in Camden for one.

I've had this happen to me. See a dentist IMMEDIATELY. Otherwise your root canal will die or worse, get infected. I had one of my teeth chipped last year and I ignored it for ages. A year later, I had like 12 cavities on the right side of my mouth as it was so painful to brush around it. I went to the dentist and got a root canal and my total bill came to 2,600+ pounds. Don't do the typical guy thing and ignore it for ages like what I did. Go see a dentist whenever you can. Firstly they'll put a dental bandage on it and maybe some medicine depending on the sensitivity of the root of the tooth then they'll likely go through with the actual procedure a few weeks after. Stay away from anything too crunchy too.

Friday: 295

Ngl I thought you were making the comparison to me xDDD But what is everyone's beef with Milkon Beynes? Surely Northampton is worse.

I'm confident Trump has this in the bag. Trump can talk himself out of any criticism the media has of him. Biden will continue to be 'meh' in the eyes of the Democrats. The fact that Biden of all people got the nomination goes to show that the Dems have learned nothing since 2016.

Thursday 475

So just a random question. Who hates online shopping? I always feel really angsty getting something online as I like to check the item directly before I buy. Like I know whatever food I order will probably be maybe the smallest one in the batch or maybe whatever I'm given wont have a good sell-by date. Plus I just have an overall uneasy feeling when it comes to paying for something and getting it 3 days later. Cant wait to go out shopping again without risking killing mum.

Another one who passed away today was Frank Sinatra 22 years ago

BB-KING dead for 5 years. RIP

Good.

I mean you have a fat centenarian vs someone who is still someone active. I'm going for Vera Lynn as logic doesn't mean shit in this day and age. xD