The Great Cornholio

JC

Someone being a dickhead is a bit more excusable than being a cunt, I think we should have both - different levels of dislike.

We should have a cunt emoji

Plastic surgery addiction cant exactly kill someone though, unless its something like lipo. I honestly think its just him staying in shape and doing lots of sports, plus age tends to make your cheekbones pop out more as your face gets progressively saggier.

So what was the update?

Oof

Idk, I think it is legitimately shit. I know because I watched it. My first impression was that I was amazed by how bored I was watching it, and I'm a big fan of the franchise. The issue for me isnt the space lesbians or the female lead or the lack of white males, this issue I have (and most people have) is the poor writing, the cringe dialogue (the power of one, the power of two, the power of manyyyyyyyyyy), rewriting the force as 'the thread' and contradicting its meaning right when its being explained to the viewer (the thread isnt there to be wielded but heres how you can manipulate it). Then theres the canon breaking. The twins being born through the force suddenly makes Anakin much less special. Ki Adi Mundi being aware of the possible Sith and not telling the council, either making his character dubious (for no real reason) or plain stupid. Not to mention that Ki Adi Mundi wasn't supposed to be alive at this point in time. Then theres the production. The budget being twice as large as Kenobi, yet the budget feels wasted (especially in comparison to the latest Dune film). Also I have a HUGE issue with the director. Putting aside her aspiration to actively use Star Wars as a vehicle for her political views, she's an ex-associate of Harvey Weinstein. Not only that but she is the only secretary/assistant of his to not report on his sexual misconduct. Originally I was excited when the Acolyte was announced. I thought we'd see a younger Yoda, Darth Plagueis and his master and maybe a better backstory to some of the ancient Jedi in the prequels - such as Plo Koon, Oppo Rancis, Yaddle and Yarael Poof (the Jedi with the long neck in Phantom Menace). I might be nit picking a bit with the background Jedi but a cameo would've been a nice tribute to the die hard Star Wars fans. The only thing I liked about the Acolyte was the fight choreography, even though it was so stupid how the Trinity actress died at the beginning. Overall, The Acolyte (in my opinion) is dogshite. It had amazing potential, only for it to be given to someone who doesn't understand Star Wars, nor makes any effort to. If you like the show, good for you, but I honestly think the 13% rotten tomato score was deserved.

My favourite part of the debate is when they started arguing about golf

I think the entire franchise just died with the release of the Acolyte. Rest in 13% Rotten Tomatoes review

Oh yeah that too, even better when you bring a friend!

My hobbies/interests are as follows: -I'm a bit of a motorhead, my prized possession is my CLA Mercedes. -I am an expert in Star Wars lore. -Watching cartoons like South Park and Beavis and Butthead etc (obvs from my profile). -I also enjoy boxing, swimming, long walks etc.

I was bored so here are all the Twunt levels you can reach, if you didnt know already: 1 dot is Spammer (Default) 2 dots: Pointless ranter (3 posts) 3: Morbid interest (5) 4: Hatchet Man (15) 5: Sniper (75) 6: Bomber (150) 7: Shipman (250) 8: Executioner (500) 9: Assassin (750) 10: Twunt (1000) 11: Post twunt (1250) 12: I need to get a life! (1500) 13: I REALLY need to get a life (2000) 14: Twunt master (3000) 15: Uber twunt (4000) 16: Zombie (8000)

Can he last 107 more days for the century mark?

Their manifestos arent so different. Labour will win because of the Tories, Labour wont win because of Labour.