The Great Cornholio

(From what I can see) the one prediction someone has made on here at the start of hospice treatment that has the potential of being correct

Sticking with the majority

Bullshit he should be on here... Turtles can live up to 250 years old, Mitch has at least 100 years more to go

World's oldest has gotten boring ever since Kane Tanaka died, gonna be ages before we ever hit the 117-119 medium again.

JC

Closed my eyes and wiggled my mouse and l got Dennis Skinner

I'd be more interested to know why DL committee has placed him at no 1 spot when there are terminally ill people on the list

Barker, I think JC may be immortal

12. Winston Churchill 13. Big Bird from Sesame Street 14. You, reading this 15. Your mum 16. Your nan

JC

In before the realisation he's trolling

JC, eventually it'll be the right answer

Why is he staring at his dick?

Bitch, Piss off, Wanker, Bastard and all the others not stated below: From my alcoholic stepdad growing up (I think I knew all these by the time I was 7) Fuck: Was about 7 or 8, saw some kids on the school playground. Me, having been a little shit (not much has changed), decided to steal the football and run around the field while outrunning most of the other kids. All of the kids chased me and one tackled me and said "Give back the fucking ball!" I repeated it to my mum that evening when I was asking her where my fucking football was. Shit: My stepdad asked me to complain to the DJ at a restaurant we were at and tell them their music was shit and to play some Michael Jackson. I fucking complied and I honestly feel bad to this day for the DJ (who was the nicest guy) having to deal with an 8 year old coming up to him and calling his music shit. Arse and Cunt: At the football with my Dad - heard arse at 7 and cunt at around 10 years old (or at least thats the age I acknowledged it while it was being said)

Trump is 77 today Not a real image ik... but I prefer AI Trump over the real one. Hope him and Biden get to play some Minecraft together later :3