DCI Frank Burnside

Getting "the bastards" (c) John Major before they got him I wonder

Will flick over from CH4 peroidically on election night to see the look on her face

We may lose a forum member to alcohol poisoning!

Labour will have a field day with this one

Champagne is on ice for Rees Mogg

Looks like @Sir Creepwill get it 4th July. Headlines will write themselves in the Mirror

If Hunt is going then would suggest he was nailed on for losing his seat. Couthino smacks of a childish move just so Reeves won't be the first female chancellor

4 it is then

There's whispers of Cunt standing aside but would their really be a need for Piggy Cameron to come back if there's only going to be a few changes unless Piggy is going to the treasury

If this is something stupid like a reshuffle he'll just make things even worse for them come the GE. Not that they give a fuck mind

They're bigger idiots that I thought (which is quite something) if they go to the Palace on the back of something like this

God forbid students vote