DCI Frank Burnside

Won't happen but would love if he just strolled in told them he was heading straight to the Palace and most of them are fucked

Pearse McAuley PIRA being reported dead Hopefully nice and warm down below for him.

He's got fuck all to lose by calling an election. He'll be gone as PM and probably as leader anyway. Might as well get the bastards before they get him and he can fuck off to the States then in late summer

Lol Really going all out for potentially their worst ever election defeat

And here's the Telegraph obit

Also on Newsmax as well a Fox News type outlet. If they said it was raining I'd still look outside the window to check

RTE have it now. Guardian, BBC etc.. will come soon enough now I reckon

Belfast Telegraph carrying the reports that she's died. Nothing official though

Usual pinch truck load of salt etc... But have longed belived that he'd just head for the Palace if they tried to move against him at this stage

They actually had an open top bus for 30p Lee. Fuckin hell

Yes that'll have been it alright.....

Charlie Bird Dead

30p Lee defecting to Reform.......

2 hours since it was posted and nothing elsewhere. Safe I think to call it bollocks.

And of course this from January https://people.com/mel-brooks-honorary-oscar-governors-awards-nathan-lane-matthew-broderick-present-8424273

Being kept in Hospital until Thursday confirmed he had experienced a mild transient weakness from which he's expected to recover

The Sun

Being kept in over the weekend to monitor his blood pressure. (Should be noted he could have been discharged today if he so wished so wouldn't read a lot into him being kept in)

All the journos must have been thrilled to get called to a Downing St statement at 5:30pm on a Friday and see that given...

https://news.sky.com/story/thomas-kingston-found-with-traumatic-head-wound-and-gun-next-to-his-body-13084234 Found with a traumatic head wound and a gun next to his body

Can't decide which one will be more enjoyable. Him or 30p Lee

Depends on the circumstances surely ? Like if say he was in the house by himself and was found dead.

That or Dave had a dark sense of humour

Back at the Vatican already