Miracle Aligner

Does anyone with any decent research skills know how any of this lot are doing Doug Allen, Simona Birdsell, Roberta Burton, Hayley Casey, Bethan Close, Ria Collins, Bruce Evans, Lisa Fry, Lisa Griffiths, Tracey Hill, Gary Holmes, James Matthews, Edwin Smith, Debbie Winn, Sheila Yeo?

https://www.babygaga.com/chicago-med-star-patti-murin-welcomes-her-first-child/ - Patti Murran

That's how Leicester won it...... Anyway as a Newcastle fan, I'm very very much hoping for a similar performance. Good to see Leeds up as well, they'll stay up and get big foreign money in a few years.

Not officially confirmed yet but unsurprisingly was also on my team. Bizarre doesn't cover it if they go ahead to sack him with 2 games to go in the season when they haven't even been officially relegated yet and have a decent chance of staying up. BT Sport commentator on the Bournemouth/Southampton game going 'Nigel Pearson will be enjoying his Sunday lunch at home seeing that goal go in' with Southampton's goal to be followed up minutes later with 'I mentioned Nigel Pearson will be enjoying his Sunday lunch - we're just hearing he's been hearing he's been sacked by Watford so obviously won't be enjoying his Sunday lunch' is commentary of the season.

Danny Cowley sacked by Huddersfield, so don't bother picking him.

They've had a team talk from Jose Mourinho before leaving the house in the morning? (Niche topical footballing reference aside, because they don't have the capability to not be cunts).

Nevermind I got Brighton confused with Bath.

As someone who doesn't look closely at avatars, for years I've thought that was a really weird angle of the angel of the north photoshopped onto that background.....

Cheers @BuffaloPhil I'll check that a bit closer to the deadline. (Primarily because I'll be amazed if half that relegation fodder makes it that long ) Meanwhile my teams been sent to msc for safe keeping.

They weren't; moves you up a few spots.

Norwich v Burnley might have fuck all on it, but the second half should be fun., Norwich 0 (2 red cards) v 1 Burnley Second half should be fun. Edit: Jinxed it - was fucking boring.

Singaporean singer Aliff Aziz's wife Bella Astillah has given birth.

Rapper Logic has welcomed his son. Judas Priest guitarist Richie Faulkner has welcomed a baby girl into their family.

Update for John Lewis, CaptainChorizo consolidates his lead, but it's early days hereabouts. CaptainChorizo (1177 points) [Bernard Ebbers, Bernhard Pinera, Bob Weighton, Chitetsu Wantabe , Dennis Goldberg, Genesis P-Orridge, Hugh Downs, John Lewis, Johnny Harris, Roger Scruton, Terry Jones, Tom Belso] JoeMoneyPenny (894 points) [Everton Weekes, Genesis P-Orridge, Hau Pie-tsen, Manolis Glezos, Stanley Ho, Vera Lynn] Grim Up North (853 points) [Chris Doleman, Dennis Goldberg, Genesis P-Orridge, Howard Finkel, John Andretti, Judy Dyble, Kirk Douglas, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] The Old Crem (819 points) [Jill Gascoigne, John Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] JiromeonKiruma (807 points) [Chitetsu Wantabe, Genesis P-Orridge, Joseph Hanneschlager, Judy Dyble, Michael Gauthier, John Lewis, Steve Blackmore] Joey Russ (765 points) [Chitetsu Wantabe, Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Jill Gascoigne, Kirk Douglas, Little Richard, Roger Scruton, Stirling Moss, Terry Jones, Vera Lynn) Toast (736 points) [Ian Holm, Judy Dyble, Michael Medwin, Pearl Carr, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] Sean (694 points) [Everton Weekes, Javier Perez de Cuellar, John Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Terry Jones, Vera Lynn] msc (657 points) [Earl Cameron, Freeman Dyson, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Vera Lynn, William Frankland] The Quim Reaper (608 points) [Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Little Richard, Nicholas Parsons, Stirling Moss, Terry Jones, Vera Lynn] The Unknown Man (583 points) [Chris Doleman, Daniel Arap Moi, Everton Weekes, Genesis P-Orridge, Javier Perez de Cuellar, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Sam Lloyd, Terry Jones] Death Impends (573 points) [Diana Sera Carey, Earl Cameron, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Mad Mike Hoare, Pearl Carr, Stirling Moss, William Frankland] YorkshireBanker (566 poits) [Bobby Brown (rangers), Daniel Arap Moi, Freeman Dyson, Henry Gray, Johnny Beattie, Katherine Johnson, Vera Lynn] The Mad Hatter (548 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Ian Holm, Jimmy Heath, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Little Richard, Roger Scruton, Terry Jones] Sir Creep (547 points) [Balbir Singh Sr, Daniel Arap Moi, Deanne Sutherland, Henry Gray, Ignatio Trelles, Jay Allen, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Henri Richard] An Fear Bag (535 points) [Bob Weighton, Chris Doleman, Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, John Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Terry Jones] Torva Messor (513 points) [Diana Sera Carey, Genesis P-Orridge, Hugh Downs, Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn] Banana (497 points) [Chris Doleman, Greg Lewis, Henri Richard, John Lewis, Joseph Hanneschlager, Steve Blackmore, Terry Jones] RadGuy (481 points) [John Andretti, Michael Robinson, Nanci Ryder, Sam Lloyd, Terry Jones, Tom Long] theoldlady (468 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Ennio Morricone, Henry Gray, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Stirling Moss] drol (445 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Dennis Goldberg, Genesis P-Orridge, John Andretti, Majek Fashek, Qaboos of Oman, Roger Scruton, Shin-Kyuk-ho] Wormfarmer (386 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, David Stern, Genesis P-Orridge, Kirk Douglas, Majek Fashek, William Frankland] YoungWillz (382 points) [Earl Cameron, Nicholas Parsons, Philip Latham] Prophet (370 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Roger Scruton, Vera Lynn, William Frankland] LizLemon (364 points) [Jerry Stiller, Kirk Douglas, John Lewis] the_engineer (340 points) [Chris Doleman, Dennis Goldberg, Jill Gascoigne, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Roger Scuton] Great Uncle Bulgaria (340 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Kirk Douglas, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] Skinny Kiltrunner (322 points) [Bernard Ebbers, Bob Watson, Chris Doleman, John Andretti, Nobuhiko Obayashi] Nantonian2013 (322 points) [Everton Weekes, Little Richard, Roger Scruton] markb4 (309 points) [Christopher Tolkein, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Vera Lynn] Whoaml (306 points) [Jean Kennedy Smith, Katherine Johnson, Kirk Douglas] gcreptile (304 points) [Bob Joers, Danny Oosthuizen, John Jhairo Valezquez, Karen Simpson, Peter Bonetti, Todd Portune] GraveDanger (297 points) [Chris Doleman, Genesis P-Orridge, Jill Gascoigne, John Andretti] Book (259 points) [Hannelore Minkus, Michel Picolli, Sonja Ziemann] Etushispushingupdaises (225 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Jay Allen, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Roger Scruton, Terry Jones] John Key (220 points) [Chris Doleman, Genesis P-Orridge, Henry Gray, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Qaboos of Oman] Pedro67 (217 points) [Kirk Douglas, Nanci Ryder, Terry Jones] Predictor (213 points) [Ben Cooper, Joey Image, Kevin Thompson] Etib80 (204 points) [Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn] FixedBussiness (142 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Kirk Douglas] Clorox Bleachman (113 points) [Chitetsu Wantabe, Irene Sinclair, John Andretti Thuy Thuanh Trong] Bibliogryphon 0 points Deathray 0 points

I'd be getting the telescopic lenses out if I you were. I'm sure the press would love 'Andrew hosts mass gathering, in latest display of his royal arrogance' headline.

Leeds fans gathering in large numbers outside Elland Road to remind everyone in the top division they're scum before returning.

To be honest I can see them staying up unlike many of the other promotion contenders.

Leeds have finally managed not to fuck a promotion bid.....

Pakistani cricketer Mohammad Amir has welcomed his child. Neil Mason, drummer for The Cadillac Three has welcomed a daughter.

Is your TV permanently tuned to Talking Pictures TV and radio permanently tuned to Radio 4?

To be honest, I'll be doing what I can to keep this active, it's a nice tonic all the death round here.

Radio 1's Chris Stark's wife has given birth. Congratulations to him on fatherhood. Prince Christian of Hanover and his wife have welcome twins. Sam Stousar's wife Liz has given birth which won't please anti-gay ex-tennis player Margaret Court (fuck her.)

Given themaninblack returned to update the Champions League trophy for Liverpool as his profile pic, should we be concerned if he doesn't turn up next week after the Chelsea game to put the Premier League one up?

And just to tidy it all up the final table. Teams MSC (Dqed) RHP MPFC CL SWI 16 of 18 15 of 20 17 of 20 14 of 20 13 of 20 Sacked Marco Silva (Hull) Arsene Wenger (Arsenal) Nikki Bull (Margate) Slaven Billic (West Ham) Slaven Bilic (West Ham) Remains Paul Clement (Swansea) David Moyes (Sunderland) Mick McCarthy (Ipswich) Warren Joyce (Wigan) Mark Bower (Bradford Park Avenue) David Moyes (Sunderland) Claude Puel (Southampton) Russell Slade (Coventry) Paul Warne (Rotherham) Aaron Callaghan (Carrick Rangers) Owen Coyle (Blackburn) Paul Warne (Rotherham) Andy Edwards (Leyton Orient) Ian Cathro (Hearts) Martin Canning (Hamilton Academial) Nigel Clough (Burton) Gary Mills (York City) David Moyes (Sunderland) Lee Clark (Kilmarnock) Neil Warnock (Cardiff) Russel Slade (Coventry) Gary Hill (Woking) Paul Hurst (Shrewsbury) Nigel Clough (Burton Albion) Gary Locke (Raith Rovers) Paul Clement (Swansea) Jon Witney (Walsall) Owen Coyle (Blackburn Rovers) Russel Slade (Coventry) Chris Brass (Bury) Graham Westley (Newport) Graham Westley (Newport) Steve Housham (North Ferriby United) Graham Westley (Newport) Jay Saunders (Maidstone) Matt Doughty (Altrincham) Gary Johnson (Cheltenham) Gary Johnson (Cheltenham) Andy Edwards (Leyton Orient) Steve Burr (Southport) Paul Philips (Stalybridge Celtic) John Coleman (Accrington) Lee Johnson (Bristol City) Darren Ferguson (Doncaster) Paul Wilkinson (Northampton) Richie Foran (Inverness) Gary Mills (York City) Aitor Karanka (Middleesborough) Ian Cathro (Hearts) Lee Johnson (Bristol City) Gary Bowyer (Blackpool) Richie Foran (Inverness) Adam Lockwood (Guisely) Mark Warburton (Rangers) Graham Westley (Newport County) Neil Warnock (Cardiff) Paul Philips (Staylybridge) Walter Mazzari (Watford) Jimmy McIntyre (Ross County) Alan Smith (Notts Counnty) Owen Coyle (Blackburn) Ian McCall (Ayr) Ian McCall (Ayr United) Paul Harley (Dundee) Stephen Aitken (Dumarton) David Moyes (Sunderland) Martin Canning (Hamilton Acc) Mick McCarthy (Ipswich Town) Richie Foran (Inverness) Richie Foran (Inverness) Paul Warne (Rotherham) Brown Ferguson (Stenhousemuir) David Moyes (Sunderland) Claude Puel (Southampton) Martin Canning (Hamilton) Ian McCall (Ayr United) Matt Doughty (Altrincham) Claude Puel (Southampton) Walter Mazzari (Watford) Matt Doughty (Altrincham) Alex Neil (Norwich) Andy Thomas (Airbus UK Broughton) Andy Thomas (Airbus UK Broughton) Mick McCarthy (Ipswich) Robbie Neilson (MK Dons) Gary Johnson (Cheltenham) Steve Burr (Southport) Neil Warnock (Cardiff City) Jose Mourinho (Man Utd) Owen Coyle (Blackburn) Craig Hignett (Hartlepool) Jay Saunders (Maidstone) Arsene Wenger (Arsenal)