six feet blunder

" Urgent business " is 17th October to early for Truss to do all her christmas shopping ?

Van Dyke

Sandy Gall

Douglas Hurd

Wonder how Reading fc former player Wayne Wanklyn is getting on

Take half a point for Number 26 HM Queen

Looks healthier and sounds more coherent than Boris Johnson

After waiting all these years Charles first goal will be to beat the record for the shortest reign of a uk monarch that of Lady Jane Grey who lasted nine days

Henry Kissinger

If three members of the royal family left the plane on route it would be the most famous airplane decamp since DB Cooper

Prunella Scales

Joss Ackland

Thought it was Tottenham unveiling a new signing. A 98wheelchair bound player will probably be worth £100 million in todays inflated transfer market

If there is any justice after Judith Durham and Olivia Newton John then Rolf Harris should make make an aussie trifecta

Poor old Boris Infamy Infamy theyve all got it in for me

One of the five Clarke brothers to play league football the most famous being Alan Clarke of Leeds and England

Lester Piggott a good bet for many of us

Liverpool 4 Man utd 0 fulltime score could Rangnick be the first ever caretaker manager to be sacked

Pretty sure Sunaks wife will be able to find the money to pay his fine

The Ipcress File - 1965 Micheal Caine Stanley Meadows Tony Caunter

US Masters golf tournament starts tomorrow with the ceremonial drive off.Lee Elder who was nominated last year has already passed on so the three this year Jack Nicklaus Gary Player or Tom Watson worthy of consideration

Harry Belafonte

RIP Leonard Fenton

RIP Des as well as rugby league he was runner up in BBC Superstars

Mick Fleetwood already died once on live television presenting the 1989 BRIT awards