six feet blunder

Grant McCann manager of Hull City next for the chop

Poor old Elton John must be tearing his hair out about his beloved Watford.

R.I.P Valentine little known fact his great uncle Charles Lightoller was the most senior crew member to survive the titanic sinking in 1912. Valentine wrote a book called Titanic and the strange case of uncle Bertie about his great uncles experience

Keep the lawyers rolling in money bring on a retrial.

So if China or Russia start WW3 Daily Mail happy as long as Boris Johnson stays in charge.Think Boris Karloff would make much better leader

New show could be called Only Fools Flogging Dead Horses

Rumour is that Mickey mouse been seen wearing a Boris Johnson wristwatch

Wonder if the Conservative 1922 committee are planning on holding a centennial celebration this year

Bojo heading off to the nearest nail extension salon as he is only clinging on to his job by his finger nails

Prime Ministers questions just starting wonder if Bojo will resign

Eric Shirley who helped set the pace for gold medal winner Chris Brasher seems to be the last athlete still alive from the 1956 olympic steeplechase final

Out of all the eastenders actors would be a close call to pick Bill Treacher or Leonard Fenton

The saudi lot who bought Newcastle might sign him

Wonder if he will develop a craving for pork scratchings

Jerry Lee Lewis

Norman Tebbit

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Pele

Think Linda Nolan & Shannon Doherty far more likely than Bobby Charlton & Dennis Law

Leslie Phillips or Pele to be top spot

1.Boris Pahor 2. Leslie Phillips 3.Cleo Laine 4.Glenda Jackson 5.Pele 6.Shannon Doherty 7.Michael Caine 8.Patricia Routledge 9.Virginia Mckenna 10. Henry Kissinger Subs Bamber Gascoigne & Imelda Marcos

Is Dove Windsor an expensive bar of soap ?

Prunella Scales & Timothy West

So the year started with Tanya Roberts dead alive and finally dead and year ends with Jancice Long same senario

Anyone one else get the feeling we are never going to return to anything like normality