YouOnlyDieOnce
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It seems like Balmoral is getting a little crowded, perhaps fat-arse Prince Andrew can wait outside to leave room for another six more important people?
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Whatever happens... Can you please put Vladimir Putin in the top spot for next year, even if I have to arrange the "outcome" myself!
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It's the most dead-cert news so far. My cousin's wife, who works at BBC Cardiff as an editor, has just been asked to bring in a black outfit for her to change into during her night shift.
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3 minutes ago, TheDeathofBrian said:Sir David Attenborough... I know I would cry if he did...
He's my choice too. It'll be a VERY sad day when he goes, an inspiration to us all.
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I've just called my local Bed Fred, they're not taking any bets, due to the "sensitive" likely outcome.
Will Charles be King for a day then pass to William? Or... If they all refuse, could Liz Truss become our first president?
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On the bright side... At least we won't have Ukraine or the Pakistan floods rammed down our throats at 10pm this evening.
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1 minute ago, tomarse said:I think if she goes overnight it won't be announced till 8am
Everybody will be out in the streets as soon as it happens, thunderstorm or not.
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There'll be uproar if the BBC has to postpone tonight's episode of Eastenders. Much better if she croaked just after kick-off during a World Cup final.
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Good time to stock up on Union and Royal Standard flags to sell on eBay. Time to grease those poles so that they don't get stuck while lowering.
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10 minutes ago, ladyfiona said:Isn't there a specific time that BBC announces royal deaths? I know we had all this discussed when it came to Phillip.
I think this will be a news flash on all channels as soon as rigo sets in. Finally, we'll see the £ drop below the $.
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I'm glad that she lived long enough to tell BoJo "One must fuck off, you know".
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2 minutes ago, Youth in Asia said:Is it sweepstake time?
14 September
25DEC, just in time to fuck up Xmas.
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There'll be a "Large Event" along The Mall before Xmas and the workshy will be glad of yet another day off.
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10 hours ago, Redrumours said:Let's have a flag count. I live on an estate of 63 houses and after a quick walk around the total is one Union Jack and no bunting whatsoever.
Also no street parties planned.
I've just come back from walking the dog. I passed literally hundreds of houses and saw no union flag or bunting at all; however, I did see a white car, a red post box and a blue wheelie bin.
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Ma'am, to leave a good legacy, can you at least fire that wanker Boris Johnson while you can still speak?
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On 28/04/2022 at 14:02, Ulitzer95 said:Looking good in today’s pic with the Swiss President.
She’ll become the world’s 3rd longest reigning sovereign monarch in 10 days time.
It'll be a bit of a bummer if she's a day short.
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I wonder what the odds are of her croaking before the Jubilee public holiday? She's already wimped out of some of her garden parties. For God's sake woman, get a damn wheelchair, at least you can have the Rolls Royce logo put on it or a horses tail. Margaret wasn't as vain.
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If Biden gets his way, Liz won't be the only one not seeing Xmas.
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King Charles will deliver the next Xmas speech.
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May I be the first to congratulate King Charles III.
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26 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:She has cancelled virtual engagements again today.
We need something to take our minds off BoJo's Xmas piss-ups and WW3. C'mon Biden, send China and Ukraine a NATO invite?
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Seems like we'll be having crowds lining The Mall soon?
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No doubt her sphincter has got a little slack with age, one mustn't fart or shart in public when coughing.
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Get well soon Ma'am... and you'll be wiping your own arse again in no time.
Queen Elizabeth II
in DeathList Forum
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The big question on our minds now is..... Will she last another 47 pages?