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  1. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    Ma'am, to leave a good legacy, can you at least fire that wanker Boris Johnson while you can still speak?
  2. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    It'll be a bit of a bummer if she's a day short.
  3. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    I wonder what the odds are of her croaking before the Jubilee public holiday? She's already wimped out of some of her garden parties. For God's sake woman, get a damn wheelchair, at least you can have the Rolls Royce logo put on it or a horses tail. Margaret wasn't as vain.
  4. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    If Biden gets his way, Liz won't be the only one not seeing Xmas.
  5. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    King Charles will deliver the next Xmas speech.
  6. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    May I be the first to congratulate King Charles III.
  7. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    We need something to take our minds off BoJo's Xmas piss-ups and WW3. C'mon Biden, send China and Ukraine a NATO invite?
  8. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    Seems like we'll be having crowds lining The Mall soon?
  9. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    No doubt her sphincter has got a little slack with age, one mustn't fart or shart in public when coughing.
  10. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    Get well soon Ma'am... and you'll be wiping your own arse again in no time.
  11. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    It'd be the first success of 2022 if I had anything to do with it!
  12. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    She's been leap-frogged twice in just over a week, so her bodily components along with their functions are more robust than I first thought. Perhaps we should remove her from the next 5 death lists? Thinking of what the odds could be of Charlie leap-frogging her too, I'll check with my local bookie and may have a flutter on him. As a side bet, I'm also thinking that Boris Johnson could be assassinated while still in office (wishful thinking on my part) as he's one of the most detested statesmen on the planet.
  13. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    She could've been given a commode if the issue was as minor as gastric turbulence. It could then have been emptied over Boris Johnson, shame to waste it.
  14. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    I think she'll be lucky to see this Xmas and I'll be calling some bookies tomorrow, as I think the odds of her being the 10th on this list could be in our favour. For Kate to be so upset this year, something's up.
  15. YouOnlyDieOnce

    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    Excuses, excuses... Back sprain my arse! I think that a pre-Xmas BBC Newsflash is more likely this year than it's ever been. I'll put money on a coronation in 2022.
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