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  1. YouOnlyDieOnce

    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    ... about the same length as this thread when we're done with it.
  2. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    I'm just confused as to how they started to appear within seconds of the announcement. Some look far better than the trash you get at corner shops and small supermarkets, just sayin'.
  3. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    I thought about it too, but too busy watching xnxx holding my iPad in my left hand, leaving the right hand free.
  4. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    I see that lots of flowers have been placed outside Buckingham Palace, with no greengrocer nearby or any florists open, where the Hell did people get them from? Were they nicked from St James' Park or did they scale the walls of the palace grounds to steal them from there? Not being distasteful, just wondering during the current dystopian era.
  5. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoes. I would've thought that they'd choose the age as of 01JAN of that year.
  6. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    I heard about it when I was on the toilet, my girlfriend shouted the news to me from downstairs. At least I avoided shitting myself otherwise. Honestly, I thought he was a great guy and offended people in the nicest possible way, a legend! I think the Queen will be fine, she's a tough cookie. Charles will be the more devastated one I think.
  7. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    At least he won't be at hers, didn't exactly go to plan, did it?
  8. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    I doubt that she'd have jumped on his bones in bed that often, with him being so fragile in recent years.
  9. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    Yes... and that should be changed out of respect.
  10. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    There'll still be sheeple waving their silly little flags.
  11. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    I'm a white, taffy, snowflake, honkey and very proud of it! People need to grow a pair.... off to YouTube to catch up on Love Thy Neighbour.....
  12. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    At least Meghan will now feel safer when being driven through an underpass, unless plans have already been made. On another note, who will be the next D of E, that poof Edward?
  13. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    That'll now put her in pole position, perhaps another day off this year?
  14. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    Absolutely! A great day to hand out thousands of £200 fines without having to travel very far. This overzealous lot need easy pickings to bolster their Xmas party fund and bonuses.
  15. YouOnlyDieOnce

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    More importantly, those lazy buggers milking furlough will be missing out on a day off for the funeral. So we can expect the Queen's face to look more like a bag of spanners than usual, especially as the "countdown" for her has just started.
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