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My moneys on Murdoch

Rupert Murdoch, massive heart attack

What a way to go. Rest in peace, Jimmy!

Creative accounting.

I’d put a stake through his heart and garlic round his neck to make sure he never comes back!

He was only 90 years old!

Truly shocking omission.

Finally reunited with his dear friend Adolf in hell.

I was told around the Jubilee by a friend that she had bone cancer. I didn’t think much of it. These rumours are usually bollocks. Apparently someone working in one of the royal houses told a close family member. Makes sense now.

He’s on those semaglutide/ozempic weight loss pills. Looks ill.

His arm always dangles like that. It’s a KGB weapons training thing: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/16/putin-gunslinger-gait-kgb-training-report

Please. Also, does he take into account his new heated driveway & collection of Rolex’s when weighing up wether it was a good idea?

Surprisingly big death, rolling news on the BBC website.

I thought he died yesterday?

Christ, I thought we were rid of that evil woman.