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Creative accounting.

I’d put a stake through his heart and garlic round his neck to make sure he never comes back!

He was only 90 years old!

Truly shocking omission.

Finally reunited with his dear friend Adolf in hell.

I was told around the Jubilee by a friend that she had bone cancer. I didn’t think much of it. These rumours are usually bollocks. Apparently someone working in one of the royal houses told a close family member. Makes sense now.

He’s on those semaglutide/ozempic weight loss pills. Looks ill.

His arm always dangles like that. It’s a KGB weapons training thing: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/16/putin-gunslinger-gait-kgb-training-report

Please. Also, does he take into account his new heated driveway & collection of Rolex’s when weighing up wether it was a good idea?

Surprisingly big death, rolling news on the BBC website.

I thought he died yesterday?

Christ, I thought we were rid of that evil woman.

Boris already way ahead with 33 backers I’ve heard…

Does that fat fuck have a page on here? He makes Boris look in good shape.

*Hunt. Truss has no real power.

Times reporting she has sacked Kwasi.

I’ve never seen a man more in need of a beard than William.

If the Tories remove Truss via VoNC then HM will surely be well within his rights to dissolve Parliament and hold a new general election.

Die

Pele, it’s time to go!

Fuck up from Truss, he hasn’t picked his regnal name yet.

I think he will go with George VII.

Sir Timmy has more skeletons in his closet than a cheap ghost train.

Die.