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Everything posted by Lard Bazaar
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Britney Spears, Kerry Katona, Heather Locklear et al.
Lard Bazaar replied to maryportfuncity's topic in DeathList Forum
It’s probably been said before but PLEASE can someone rectify that fucking spelling in the title, it makes my teeth itch. -
Fucksake what does this glowing bag of dicks need to do for someone to take him out? I got arrested TWICE in the same day JUST for being pregnant and hormonal, how come he gets away with this uber-giant level of shithousery with seemingly no consequence?
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The Happy Birthday Thread
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Fucking hell, at that age one can only imagine the size of your ears, nose and nutbag. Happy belated birthday! -
COVID 19 - Second Wave
Lard Bazaar replied to The Great Cornholio's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I’m still getting daily emails from P&O encouraging me to book a summer cruise, when it is almost inevitable that the one I already have booked for May (booked in October 2019) will be cancelled. -
Supergrass at the Cheese and Grain in Frome on 1st February 2020.
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Similarly I, and no doubt others including the good man Maryport, are very much missing live music. This is the longest I’ve been without a gig of some sort for ages.
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Absolutely fucking right. In my defence though he was on my list last year, and possibly the year before that.
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My first hit. I told y’all bitches, go home.
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I agree about home working, employers have now realised that some roles can be done entirely from home with no difference in the service or quality delivered, and indeed speaking for myself, I am much more productive working from home. My employers also got a fucking bargain out of me, I kept timesheets last year and on average I was working an extra full day a week for free. Less overheads for employers, more productive and happier employees, they’d be daft not to make it the norm for those roles where it’s possible. I acknowledge that not everybody will be able to and that I am in quite a fortunate position.
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Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies
Lard Bazaar replied to Gooseberry Crumble's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Not a chance - we are supposed to be going to see the rescheduled Guns N Roses gig at Tottenham FC in June, 80 thousand people packed into a stadium in six months time? Never gonna happen. -
Not yet, I have another two days off
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Fausto Gresini, MotoGP team boss, being woken from induced coma but still very ill with the covids
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Nothing wrong with either of them, I saw the D 18 months ago, rocking like good’uns.
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Thoughts and Opinions on the 2021 Deathlist
Lard Bazaar replied to Charles De Gaulle's topic in DeathList Forum
Oh stop moaning everyone! Just see it like this, if you think this list is shit and yours is much better, you can have the gloats come 31 December when you can say you beat the Deathlist at their own game! Now have a beer and pipe down -
Thoughts and Opinions on the 2021 Deathlist
Lard Bazaar replied to Charles De Gaulle's topic in DeathList Forum
Well they’ve basically copied my DDP team -
Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies
Lard Bazaar replied to Gooseberry Crumble's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Didn’t even know he had a first child, and I’m practically related to him* *we had the same driving instructor -
Kicking myself for forgetting James Whale.
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It’s for the best - save yourself the heartache and humiliation of being trounced by my selection of surefire stiffs!
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Doh! My gaydar has always been a bit off kilter! -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Ooo get a room -
Winning team submitted.
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Now THAT is impressive! -
Stupid/funny/cool/outrageous/scary/weird/crazy Stuff You Read/saw In The News/on The Internet
Lard Bazaar replied to Dr. Zorders's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
No. Nobody related to me, and especially not me, would be so thick. For instance, especially not me would have thought up until about two years ago that the Elgin Marbles were marbles. Coincidentally though, and this is 100% true, MrLB2 does call me Baron Cumback, due to an incident between us when we were courting as teenagers. Happy New Year. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
It was something to do with Cold War Steve, I can’t remember now, it was ages ago and I’m on my second bottle. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I once got a tweet liked by Sean Pertwee. So stick that up your hoop!