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Lard Bazaar last won the day on November 1 2020

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  1. Lard Bazaar

    Derby Dead Pool 2022

    Thank you GUN and DI, I shall stand corrected and pin my hopes on Alagiah then
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    Derby Dead Pool 2022

    Hello - I emailed the DDP address about ten days ago to point out that one of my subs has been put as a member of my main team on the DDP site but I’m not sure why as all of my main team were alive at the start of the competition, but no reply as yet - I realise you’re probably very busy, I’m just wondering if I missed that Ralph Clarke did indeed die last year as I couldn’t find any reports? thanks LB
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    If you ring 111 to report that your neighbour has a headlight out a) they will laugh at you down the phone and b) you’re a time wasting prick.
  4. No, there isn’t. But you took that phrase out of the context of the sentence it was in i.e. ‘sending completely unprovoked messages calling someone a cunt’ is completely different to simply calling someone a cunt in the course of a forum exchange. And my point was if you don’t enforce a ban for an infringement of ‘the rules’ (because he must have broken a ‘rule’ to have been banned in the first place, surely?) then don’t bother having ‘rules’.
  5. I agree with some of what you say but there’s nothing intelligent and entertaining about sending completely unprovoked private messages calling someone a cunt. I don’t care if he’s banned or not, but where do you draw the line on ‘the rules’? If they’re not going to be enforced you may as well have none and let everyone say and do whatever they want.
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    Donald J Trump

    Now if only someone could shoot his fat orange face off, that would just be the icing on the cake.
  7. Lard Bazaar

    Deathlist Dreaming

    Just had a very brief dream that Prince Phil has popped it, watch this space!
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    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    Sounds like my ideal night in tbh.
  9. Lard Bazaar

    Ask A Deathlister

    Probably tastes like chicken.
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    Britney Spears, Kerry Katona, Heather Locklear et al.

    No I just know how to talk and spell proper, innit bumberclart.
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    Exactly. Disgusting. I can’t remember who it was, might have been Keith Lemon, did a piss take of her screeching in a very thick Irish accent GET YER HAND OFF YER COCK, FRANK which is now said every morning in our house when I return to the marital bed after having a 6am shit.
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    Disgusting, she must be nearly 50.
  13. It’s because they know that the high, bendered, spaced, k-holed or coked up twats don’t know how to spell psychopath so they’d never find the thread anyway.
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    Britney Spears, Kerry Katona, Heather Locklear et al.

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    Donald J Trump

    Two counts of assault, one on a police officer.

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