Lard Bazaar

If you ring 111 to report that your neighbour has a headlight out a) they will laugh at you down the phone and b) you’re a time wasting prick.

No, there isn’t. But you took that phrase out of the context of the sentence it was in i.e. ‘sending completely unprovoked messages calling someone a cunt’ is completely different to simply calling someone a cunt in the course of a forum exchange. And my point was if you don’t enforce a ban for an infringement of ‘the rules’ (because he must have broken a ‘rule’ to have been banned in the first place, surely?) then don’t bother having ‘rules’.

I agree with some of what you say but there’s nothing intelligent and entertaining about sending completely unprovoked private messages calling someone a cunt. I don’t care if he’s banned or not, but where do you draw the line on ‘the rules’? If they’re not going to be enforced you may as well have none and let everyone say and do whatever they want.

Now if only someone could shoot his fat orange face off, that would just be the icing on the cake.

Just had a very brief dream that Prince Phil has popped it, watch this space!

Sounds like my ideal night in tbh.

Probably tastes like chicken.

No I just know how to talk and spell proper, innit bumberclart.

Exactly. Disgusting. I can’t remember who it was, might have been Keith Lemon, did a piss take of her screeching in a very thick Irish accent GET YER HAND OFF YER COCK, FRANK which is now said every morning in our house when I return to the marital bed after having a 6am shit.

Disgusting, she must be nearly 50.

It’s because they know that the high, bendered, spaced, k-holed or coked up twats don’t know how to spell psychopath so they’d never find the thread anyway.

THANK YOU OH LORD OF EDITING TITLES

Two counts of assault, one on a police officer.

It’s probably been said before but PLEASE can someone rectify that fucking spelling in the title, it makes my teeth itch.

Fucksake what does this glowing bag of dicks need to do for someone to take him out? I got arrested TWICE in the same day JUST for being pregnant and hormonal, how come he gets away with this uber-giant level of shithousery with seemingly no consequence?