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    Right. Ok.
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    Been To Any Good Gigs Lately?

    Ah, I’ve just re-read this entire thread, haven’t we all had fun! Well, up until February this year..... I’ve missed Harry Styles, David Baddiel, Chris Ramsey and Guns N Roses this year, all rescheduled to next year. Harry is supposed to be in March but I really can’t see it happening. Fucksake.
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    What do you think you’re going to find on someone’s profile? There’s literally fuck all of any interest on them. Who actually cares who looks at their profile? And why would you care if someone can see you’ve clicked on theirs?
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    Tracey Emin

    Did her doctor say to her on diagnosis ‘I’m afraid urine trouble’?
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    Sarah Harding

    I totally think she’ll be hearing the Sound of 6ft Underground next year.
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    Band Aid

    Harsh. Whatever he did/didn’t do, both were intelligent women who made the decision to use heroin. He can’t be held responsible for their choices.
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    Cor, what I’d give for a man with fingers that wide
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    The Deathlist Christmas Special!

    Not least Heather Mills.
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    Room 101

    Now I do agree with providing sanitary wear for those that can’t afford it. It’s an absolute fucking disgrace that these are taxed (in England at least) as ‘luxury’ items. There is nothing luxurious about teenage girls having to stuff their underwear with the inner cardboard tube of a toilet roll because they can’t afford sanitary towels. I’d much rather see my tax spent on Tampax than Jacob Rees-Mogg’s latest expenses claim, and I’m desperately trying to think of a ‘stuck up cunts’ joke here.
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    Room 101

    I’m becoming increasingly fucked off with this canonisation of NHS workers. They are not the sole profession to have ‘kept the country running’ this year - social care staff, retail workers, utility workers, child care providers, loads of different sectors have carried on providing essential services, where’s the bonuses for them? I could not give a monkey’s dick if you’re a ‘key worker’. I’m not a ‘key worker’, but I’ve worked continuously throughout this year, actually putting in more hours than I’m paid for, where’s my bonus? I don’t deserve one for simply doing my job.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Can you believe Billy Idol is 65 today, and I’d still bang the shit out of him.
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    Sean Connery

    Exactly- every single death is from ‘lack of breath’.
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    Diego Maradona

    I’m dicking around, I have no real interest in football nowadays and couldn’t tell you who plays for England, and I’m sure you are right about today’s players. Watching the many clips that are going around at the moment, he was undoubtedly a remarkable player. He did cheat though
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    Diego Maradona

    Whilst I still think he’s a greasy little fucking cheating dwarf, I read a story on Twitter (with video footage so fairly sure it’s real) that he once approached FIFA or whoever they are and his club Napoli to arrange a friendly to raise funds for a sick child, FIFA and Napoli refused so he did it himself, playing in the field by the child’s house, and 4000 people turned up. Also this when he met the Pope: "I argued with him because I was in the Vatican and I saw all these golden ceilings and afterwards I heard the Pope say the Church was worried about the welfare of poor kids. Sell your ceiling then amigo, do something!” So there was perhaps a tiny bit of decency in the handballing little fuck.

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