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Lard Bazaar last won the day on November 1 2020

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    Death List Convention

    Come on then, I need some excitement in my life, and getting pissed up in a dingy pub and then vomiting on a Tube sounds right up my alley.
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    Room 101

    Also dickheads on forums that want to know something so they ask the ‘hive mind’. Fuck right off.
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    The Chequered Flag

    Anthony Gone-bert
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    We watched this, absolutely shocking. We were equally incensed at the Hillsborough drama a year or two back. Absolute cunts the lot of them, and how that goofy bitch Vennells has the gall to hang on to that CBE, I ask you. She needs a right kicking. But then she was a priest, so we shouldn’t really be surprised that she’s a scheming, lying sack of shit. There’s only one good priest on earth and that’s Father Brown.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2023

    I haven’t really been paying attention this year so imagine my delight when I’ve just checked the DDP list to copy and paste this year’s survivors to my 2024 entry to find I’ve had 8 hits. I think this year will be my 18th year so who knows, I might actually win it by the time I’m 95.
  6. I’m not sure why it closed, it had been open for as long as I can remember and I’ve lived here 40 out of my 50 years, but it was a small independent business so maybe it just wasn’t viable anymore what with big chains like Domino’s and Papa John’s coming into the town, I’m sure it was a family run thing so maybe they just got old. I believe the nobhead builder wants to turn it into a HMO of which we have vast numbers in this town. I’m no fan of our planning department believe me but this guy is an arrogant twat.
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    Time Added

    It’s perfectly possible that he absolutely did have dementia and died in a care home down the road from someone who hardly ever comes on here any more.
  8. A brief visit, my year has been full of family death so I’ve only poked my nose in now and again and I’ve only just seen this - this is a few streets away from me, right opposite my kids old primary school actually - it was a really good pizza shop. The builder in question is an absolute twat.
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    Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

    With respect, this means absolutely nothing.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Congratulations. I’ve been engaged for 12 years. The old man feels marriage is not something one should rush into.
  11. I’m a changed woman, I think I’ve had about three nights on the piss in 2022. Too old for it now.
  12. Sorry, I’ll be off again soon (I’d insert an appropriate emoji here but they don’t work on my phone)
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    Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

    In all the coverage over the years, this is the first mention I’ve seen of ‘threats to the Wales family’ - is there a serious line of thinking that Harry would have his brother AND his three children offed just so he could be King?
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    The Fringes Of Fame/family Of The Famous

    Apparently he hit her over the head with a bottle, glass, glass, bottle (Google it whippersnappers)
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    Ask A Deathlister

    It usually goes up around midnight give or take.

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