Lard Bazaar

With respect, this means absolutely nothing.

Congratulations. I’ve been engaged for 12 years. The old man feels marriage is not something one should rush into.

I’m a changed woman, I think I’ve had about three nights on the piss in 2022. Too old for it now.

Sorry, I’ll be off again soon (I’d insert an appropriate emoji here but they don’t work on my phone)

In all the coverage over the years, this is the first mention I’ve seen of ‘threats to the Wales family’ - is there a serious line of thinking that Harry would have his brother AND his three children offed just so he could be King?

Apparently he hit her over the head with a bottle, glass, glass, bottle (Google it whippersnappers)

It usually goes up around midnight give or take.

My favourite ever bit of telly.

I do not want to read about anything ‘probing at Sir Cliff’ at this time of the morning, thank you very much.

This news had totally passed me by and alas I have already submitted my list. I suppose there’s still time for a Theme Team of ‘Total Cunts’, although that would be a tough list to narrow down to only 20. Happy New Year everyone!

If you make it to next year, grandad!

Thanks, I’ve dipped in and out but not really had much to say lately, but this time of year always drags me back!

I had one of these removed from my nose in August, unfortunately the skin graft failed so I’m left with quite a scar but I was fucking ugly before anyway so no great loss, the cancer was fully removed which is the important thing, hope your mum does ok.

I’ve had him on my list for ages so he’s not dying any time soon.

Thank you GUN and DI, I shall stand corrected and pin my hopes on Alagiah then