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  1. Lard Bazaar

    Derby Dead Pool 2019

    Urgh, I was absolutely convinced I’d have a unique in Tim Smith. Great work Spade!
  2. Lard Bazaar

    Deathrace 2019

    Fuck ‘em all Mary, your pool, your rules, nobody’s forced to play. Now please can you make a rule that I win for once
  3. Lard Bazaar

    Watched Any Quality Porn Lately?

    I don’t know, but apparently this is a quote from a Color Climax film and it is said on an almost daily basis in our house, along with (in a German accent) me - ‘how do you like my asshole, Ray’ - husband ‘I’ll tell you when I’ve stuck my cock in it’. The perils (or benefits?) of living with a man who’s dad brought him up in a very open-minded 70s household! ETA My old man is not called Ray.
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    Watched Any Quality Porn Lately?

    He’s a very good doctor, you know.
  5. Lard Bazaar

    New Admin Election

    Why would I? I couldn’t give a fuck who does it, I’m hardly ever here. Not much to moderate anyhow is there, it’s hardly a pit of raving debauchery here nowadays. Despite not posting for a few months I did keep reading the forums and, with the exception of a few long-time regular posters who are informative, intelligent and witty, it appears to be the same posters spouting the same old boring bollocks. Anybody can moderate when there’s fuck all TO moderate.
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    Madness

    They are fabulous, finally saw them a few years back in Bristol after years of saying I would, enjoyed them on the telly last night. I think they’re rather under-rated.
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    Deathrace 2019

    Tim Smith (frontman of The Cardiacs) - joker Diana Athill (author) Leah Bracknell (Emmerdale Farm actress) Ralph Clarke (very old paedo) Clarissa Eden (widow of Anthony) Jill Gascoine (actress) Gaston Glock (gun guy) Clive James Olivia Newton-John Gudrun Ure (Supergran) Brian Urquhart (World War 2 guy) Donald Trump (orange twat) Demi Lovato (singer) Terry Jones (Monty Python) Gladys Knight (singer) Lil Xan (rapper, apparently) Julie Goodyear (Coronation Street actress) Vera Lynn Dave Prowse (tall actor) Bob Hawke (Australian former pm)
  8. Lard Bazaar

    Derby Dead Pool 2019

    I’m a big maiden fan but had totally missed this, you could have made a good shout there!
  9. Lard Bazaar

    Derby Dead Pool 2019

    Paul Di’Anno interesting pick!
  10. Thoughts with you all drol.
  11. Lard Bazaar

    New Year Greetings

    Does anyone actually know the words to Auld Lang Syne? I don’t, and i especially don’t after two bottles of champagne
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    Derby Dead Pool 2019

    The winning team revealed Tim Smith (frontman of The Cardiacs) - joker Diana Athill (author) Leah Bracknell (Emmerdale Farm actress) Ralph Clarke (very old paedo) Clarissa Eden (widow of Anthony) Jill Gascoine (actress) Gaston Glock (gun guy) Clive James Olivia Newton-John Gudrun Ure (Supergran) Brian Urquhart (World War 2 guy) Donald Trump (orange twat) Demi Lovato (singer) Terry Jones (Monty Python) Gladys Knight (singer) Lil Xan (rapper, apparently) Julie Goodyear (Coronation Street actress) Vera Lynn Dave Prowse (tall actor) Bob Hawke (Australian former PM)
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    New Year Greetings

    Good wishes to you and yours
  14. Lard Bazaar

    New Year Greetings

    Happy New Year wherever you are. I’m at home eating sweets, watching Crocodile Dundee and about to crack open a bottle of champagne. Good wishes to you
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    Deathrace 2019

    Well let’s hope some of them have the decency to come up Trumps!
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