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Lard Bazaar last won the day on December 4 2016

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  1. The Fringes Of Fame/family Of The Famous

    Foo Fighters have rescheduled this week's shows due to a 'family emergency' - no other details, might be nothing but might be something. Considering when Dave broke his leg they carried on and finished the show the same night, I'd guess they wouldn't reschedule shows without a damn good reason.
  2. DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    It should just be extended to all people that ride bicycles.
  3. 35. Sandy Gall

    Fruit salad, yummy yummy.
  4. Death List Convention

    Not only am I fairly keen on my own bathroom, I'm sure after a night on the pop and a kebab EVERYONE ELSE will be keen on me having my own bathroom
  5. Comics & Comedy Writers

    Ah, I see. I thought you may be alluding to a wanksock re Jane Goldman's cracking tits. But I am very tired, so humour me.
  6. Death List Convention

    Is that a euphemism?
  7. Comics & Comedy Writers

  8. Room Lovely, Look You.

    I'm in Wiltshire and apart from the weird orange haze and a bit of wind it's been a lovely day.
  9. Comics & Comedy Writers

    Lucky bastard, she's got cracking tits.
  10. Death List Convention

    I had a dream last night that we were all at the convention but we were also all sharing the same hotel room with only one bathroom. Carnage.
  11. DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Also, and this might just be me, but they had a couple of kids whilst being held hostage. Now, forgive me, and this may surprise you, but if I was being held hostage by nutters the last thing on my mind would be shagging. Also, the baddies killed one of their babies, so why did they risk having some more?
  12. DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Some of that story just doesn't ring quite true to me. I think there's more to come.
  13. Death In The Family

    Thank you. My auntie picked up his ashes today, she strapped the big tub they come in safely in the passenger seat with the seatbelt, which my dad said was appropriate because Grandad was always a very nervous passenger.
  14. Harvey 'Wank Stain' Weinstein

    Yeh, you're fucking right I'd say A. And this is where I will gracefully bow out of this discussion (that I probably should have stayed out of in the first place with hindsight) as there is obviously no debating with someone who has zero understanding of the effects on the mind of someone who has been raped.
  15. Harvey 'Wank Stain' Weinstein

    I guess it's attitudes like this that make people like Weinstein think their behaviour is acceptable.