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Lard Bazaar last won the day on October 20 2018

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  1. There’s probably a thread for her but I can’t find it, Pamela Anderson’s fourth marriage is done and dusted after 12 days
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Jesus, what a glutton for punishment (I was definitely in no way whatsoever born in Swindon.....)
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    You live in Norfolk for fucksake!
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    I use choon and proving your point, I’m also a wanker.
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    Been To Any Good Gigs Lately?

    That of course should have said chonged off his tits, sorry, I’m eating a jumbo sausage and not concentrating. Just thought I’d pop in and have a look around
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    Been To Any Good Gigs Lately?

    I saw the Happy Mondays in Frome on Wednesday, not my usual tipple but the old man wanted to go, as it was he ended up immobile with gout so I went with my best mate, it was OK, I didn’t know any songs well enough to sing along but still a fun night, undoubtedly the star of the show was Rowetta, for a lady in her 50s she looks fucking FIT AS FUCK and has a voice strong enough to make your balls shrivel and die, I was totally impressed by her, and of course the maraca-wielding Bez who still looked chonged off his tits, did his dancing thing but age is obviously showing as he had knee supports on both legs under his shorts and he kept having to go off for a little sit down.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2019

    Urgh, I was absolutely convinced I’d have a unique in Tim Smith. Great work Spade!
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    Deathrace 2019

    Fuck ‘em all Mary, your pool, your rules, nobody’s forced to play. Now please can you make a rule that I win for once
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    Watched Any Quality Porn Lately?

    I don’t know, but apparently this is a quote from a Color Climax film and it is said on an almost daily basis in our house, along with (in a German accent) me - ‘how do you like my asshole, Ray’ - husband ‘I’ll tell you when I’ve stuck my cock in it’. The perils (or benefits?) of living with a man who’s dad brought him up in a very open-minded 70s household! ETA My old man is not called Ray.
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    Watched Any Quality Porn Lately?

    He’s a very good doctor, you know.
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    New Admin Election

    Why would I? I couldn’t give a fuck who does it, I’m hardly ever here. Not much to moderate anyhow is there, it’s hardly a pit of raving debauchery here nowadays. Despite not posting for a few months I did keep reading the forums and, with the exception of a few long-time regular posters who are informative, intelligent and witty, it appears to be the same posters spouting the same old boring bollocks. Anybody can moderate when there’s fuck all TO moderate.
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    They are fabulous, finally saw them a few years back in Bristol after years of saying I would, enjoyed them on the telly last night. I think they’re rather under-rated.
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    Deathrace 2019

    Tim Smith (frontman of The Cardiacs) - joker Diana Athill (author) Leah Bracknell (Emmerdale Farm actress) Ralph Clarke (very old paedo) Clarissa Eden (widow of Anthony) Jill Gascoine (actress) Gaston Glock (gun guy) Clive James Olivia Newton-John Gudrun Ure (Supergran) Brian Urquhart (World War 2 guy) Donald Trump (orange twat) Demi Lovato (singer) Terry Jones (Monty Python) Gladys Knight (singer) Lil Xan (rapper, apparently) Julie Goodyear (Coronation Street actress) Vera Lynn Dave Prowse (tall actor) Bob Hawke (Australian former pm)
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    Derby Dead Pool 2019

    I’m a big maiden fan but had totally missed this, you could have made a good shout there!

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