Lard Bazaar

I’m here. Just found the level of cuntishness on here quite tedious and didn’t really have much to contribute. Still don’t to be honest! But I’ve had a skinful so thought I’d check in

I was going to post this one but then thought better of it, because he was 14 for fucksake.

Yeh, never meet your heroes because they always turn out to be cunts.

I am very tempted but I have no friends and am working till 6, I’d never get there on time! I really wanted to go to Coventry but alas it was not to be. I’ll have to wait till their next tour I think!

The old man’s going on holiday for a week tonight, which for me means a week of going to bed at 8pm, eating Quavers for tea and picking my nose whenever I like, woohoo!

I have never seen an actual death, although I was at Thruxton last summer when a rider was killed out of our eyeline. If I know there’s been a fatality on televised races I don’t watch the accident, I’m not a ghoul but I’ll admit to watching horrific crashes if I know the rider survived. I can’t say how I’d feel if I saw a fatal ‘in the flesh’. I hope I never do. My opinion is that there is potential for a catastrophic accident at any point of the road race, because of the speed (obvs) and proximity of brick walls, houses, road signs and spectators. Of course, a lot of the thrill of watching is to see someone flying through the air at speed, but it’s also a thrill to watch the lightning reactions, precision and skill of the riders. I have no idea re medical resources but I would imagine they must have some sort of contingency plan for multiple injuries in view of the spectating arrangements and potential for large machines to fly through the air into the crowd. You’re right in saying that Rossi does not have the fear of sliding his head into a kerb, and there are far less racetrack deaths than road racing each year, but the danger is still there - I can think of three since I’ve been watching where riders have fallen and then been struck in the head and killed by other riders unable to avoid them.

These riders have balls of steel but also definitely a small part of their brain missing! It’s absolutely riveting viewing. It never fails to astound me how it is still allowed.

Second death at this year’s TT, Adam Lyon https://www.motorcyclenews.com/sport/tt-road-races/2018/june/tt-2018-newcomer-adam-lyon-dies-in-supersport-incident-/

Whilst I absolutely loathe Rod Stewart, there’s no denying this IS a cracking tune.

That’ll be why then. I wonder if they’ll notice? You might have bagged a freebie

Was it a Visa, because Visa is fucked today.

Good, because this country is turning into a place full of racist, bigoted twats who deserve a kick in the face.

By simply googling ‘Tommy Robinson arrested’ you get several stories by big name outlets (including Daily Shitmail, Evening Standard, Independent...) reporting his arrest, so hardly a ‘ban’. He’s a fucking twat.

This really has to be the shittest thread in a very long time.

Eddie Marsan’s mum