Lard Bazaar
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Please do. I would genuinely love for some people to get a hideous itchy cock disease and die a painful itchy death and for everyone to know they died because they were a cunt with a rancid willy.
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There are some absolute and utter fucking twats on this earth that deserve to get scabies of the cock.
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It takes someone really low to shoot wild animals for fun too. He’s a dribbly- mouthed cunt, just like his dad.
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Have you met Sarah? She’s my fuckbuddy.
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Ghastly.
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Grassing c***s using the report function
Lard Bazaar replied to Boudicca's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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Grassing c***s using the report function
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What’s the first? -
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Lard Bazaar replied to Boudicca's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I genuinely don’t know what I could have said that would necessitate a report, apart from calling lots of people cunts -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Family wedding next weekend and I’m certain there will be a fight! The bride is my brother’s stepdaughter. He has recently split up from her mum, who is attending with her new boyfriend. Also attending is the bride’s uncle, who is also my brother’s ex best friend/ex business partner, the business currently being folded in a very messy and unpleasant split. Also attending is the uncle’s gobby fucking wife, who I can’t stand. Jägerbombs, anyone? -
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Hmmmm.... despite my ‘I couldn’t give a fuck’ I’m actually quite curious now as to the content of Dickray’s complaint! -
This is very funny and I’ve never heard it before so I recited it to the old man, chortling merrily, but he promptly pissed on my comedy chips by informing me that he’s been telling that joke since he was about 6 (he’s 47). Miserable old git
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Grassing c***s using the report function
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Haha! I didn’t think you’d do it! Top work! -
Never seen the point of reporting to be honest, mainly because I rather enjoy watching fuckwits crash and burn all by themselves Hein (I think) gave me a warning once though, just so I could say I’d had one
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I bet you’d get less reports if you published the names of the reporters each time.
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Why don’t the little emoji things on my phone work on this forum?
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Songs You Cannot Go The Rest Of Your Life Without Hearing Again
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I approve of many of these tunes, well done -
I wonder how many strangers off the internet I can shag in two weeks? Shall we have a sweepstake?
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Jeez, it’s like a Happy Shopper Bill Grundy/Deathray interview - go on chief, say something outrageous, what was that, SHIT? And again! You clever boy!
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St KFC? Now that’s my kind of team! Oh and double-teaming as well, obviously, the old slag that I am
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Oh, it wasn’t him that time, he won’t cross the Norfolk border. It was your dad. Also, ‘you’re’.
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Why the fuck am I having to sign in every fucking time I open this fucking forum AGAIN?
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Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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I don’t understand why people go to the effort of reporting someone. If you think someone’s a cunt just fucking ignore them, like I do.
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Nothing happens in the Facebook group, you’re not missing anything. I have seen the Norfolk Webfoot on Facebook in the last week or two I think. He’s not dead.
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Been To Any Good Gigs Lately?
Lard Bazaar replied to Brinsworth House Baiter's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
We went to see the comedian Joe Lycett a couple of weeks ago, he was very funny. Didn’t like the venue (Komedia in Bath) though, nice and small but the seats not reserved so basically it’s first come first served, and a fat man next to me took up two seats with his fat ass and did that manspreading thing with his legs wide open they spanned the width of three seats in front of him. Cunt. Also the support act was a woman called Heidi Regan who was absolutely shit, I would have laughed more if I’d been diagnosed with terminal cancer.
