Lard Bazaar

There’s a few there from throughout last year, mostly just ranty bollocks but it’s been quite therapeutic for me. No doubt I’ll encounter enough bellendery to keep me in material for the coming year

That’s not my kid, just a stock photo nicked off google. My kid looked way worse than that

Did anyone pick this lady http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-42398886 I thought about it but these type of picks aren’t really my thing (although I did benefit from Nicklinson a few years back) and I also wondered whether she’d get a QO as this was on the regional page. Might be worth keeping an eye on.

Have I missed something here? Why would someone with 6 posts be made a moderator?

Here’s a blog. Please feel free to read it. Or not. https://teeteringonthebrinkofsanity.blogspot.co.uk/?m=1

I’d be interested to know the percentage of posts made whilst taking a shit. 100% of this post was made while taking a shit.

I have absolutely no idea what the last ten posts mean.

Oh you guys! I didn’t mean for you to bend the rules! I’m more than happy to watch from the sidelines due to my own inability to get my shit together to make the deadline however IF YOU INSIST! Thank you! PS look out for the New Year Blog - I don’t think I’ve posted links to it here before but I will do just that later!

Mitzi Shore (founder of the Comedy Store) (joker) Diana Athill (novelist) Leah Bracknell (Emmerdale actress) Montserrat Caballe (opera singer) Ralph Clarke (old paedo) Leonard Fenton (actor, Dr Legg in EastEnders) Jill Gascoine (actress) Clive James (writer and broadcaster) Gaston Glock (gun bloke) Tanya Jones (wife of Gazza-gonad-grabbing footballer Vinnie) Stefan Karl Stefansson (actor) Gudrun Ure (Supergran) Brian Urquhart (World War II veteran) Olive Newton John (Australian singer/actress) Jimmy Greaves (footballing legend) Burt Reynolds (actor) Mary Wilson (widow of Harold Wilson) Clarissa Eden (widow of Anthony Eden) Linda Nolan (singer) Franco Zeffirelli (Italian director) Subs: William Russell (Doctor Who actor) Yoko Ono (homewrecking widow of John Lennon) Priscilla Pointer (actress, was in Dallas)

Both ETA Thinking about it, we have three Tesco Expresses and one massive Extra in my town, so everyone will be lucky enough to have a peek!

There ya go, read it and weep! Mitzi Shore (founder of the Comedy Store) (joker) Diana Athill (novelist) Leah Bracknell (Emmerdale actress) Montserrat Caballe (opera singer) Ralph Clarke (old paedo) Leonard Fenton (actor, Dr Legg in EastEnders) Jill Gascoine (actress) Clive James (writer and broadcaster) Gaston Glock (gun bloke) Tanya Jones (wife of Gazza-gonad-grabbing footballer Vinnie) Stefan Karl Stefansson (actor) Gudrun Ure (Supergran) Brian Urquhart (World War II veteran) Olive Newton John (Australian singer/actress) Jimmy Greaves (footballing legend) Burt Reynolds (actor) Mary Wilson (widow of Harold Wilson) Clarissa Eden (widow of Anthony Eden) Linda Nolan (singer) Franco Zeffirelli (Italian director) Subs: William Russell (Doctor Who actor) Yoko Ono (homewrecking widow of John Lennon) Priscilla Pointer (actress, was in Dallas)

If June Brown dies I’ll run naked through Tesco’s with a feather up my ass.

Not that it masters one bit but this year’s list won’t be breaking any records in my opinion.

I will certainly do that tomorrow so you can’t nick all my excellent choices

Fucking hairy shitballs. Forgot the earlier deadline again. Never mind, I would have kicked all your asses anyway

Team submitted, consisting mostly of last year’s survivors, a couple of random thoughts and some names from the first three pages of the Possibilities thread. Good luck losers!

Why? Why quote an eight year old post but say nothing?

It’s because it’s fake news! We all know your cock is like a hamsters cotton bud

Holy fuck, what is WRONG with people?

It’s a tough job but one I’m happy to take on

Lives in the same village as my step daughter.

Obvs

If I’m perfectly honest, I probably would.

Because they’re a pile of over-rated wank.

I predicted this morning that I’d get home and take a great big dump. You’ll never guess what happened when I got home?