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NYT obit

Lebanese singer Najah Sallam dead at 92.

cancels all 2023 tour dates

Corman's not going anytime soon

Kissinger's arm is in a cast.

From what I can tell, you're missing Bert I Gordon, Arnaldo Forlani, and the Iron Sheik.

Jimmy Carter (not premature)

Jimmy Carter (premature)

Giorgio Napolitano is another large hit

Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ) charged with six years in prison. If sentenced, the obese 69 year-old might be an alright pick by the end of the decade.

Here's the key takeaway from the article:

Dartmouth quarterback and coach Buddy Teevens dead at 66.

Suspended for a year after refusing to undergo medical testing

Dead according to one source. Just released, so we'll find out if it's true in a few minutes. To make up for this awful premature death post, here's a picture of him with Henry Kissinger and Hans-Dietrich Genscher.

8 7 months in hospice!